Paris Hilton gets off easy
Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to “good behavior.” Additionally, they’ll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.
“This was decided because of her high profile,” Whitmore told Reuters. “She will do fine if she follows the rules.”
I’m not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they’re talking about? The only thing she’s done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn’t murder anybody? That’s another 23 days off. At this rate they’ll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.