Paris Hilton heads off to jail in less than five days, but that hasn’t stopped her from hooking up with new guys and finding work. She was spotted at The Grove shopping center in LA with a new boy toy who refused to give his name when asked for it by the paparazzi. Additionally, she was seen coming home carrying a new script and looking absolutely delighted. This is just disturbingly optimistic. The first time I was sent to jail I wasn’t making new boyfriends and reading scripts. No, I was getting stopped at the border while trying to cross into Mexico.
Wanky | May 31, 2007 at 3:07 pm
First I LIKE HER LEGS!
rawr | May 31, 2007 at 3:07 pm
rawrrrr
Wanky | May 31, 2007 at 3:08 pm
…. but thats about it!
veggi | May 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
“reading” scripts? Come on now.
RUSerious?!?!?! | May 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
She looks like that guy from Clockwork Orange!!! AGH!!!
YouRang | May 31, 2007 at 3:09 pm
107 hours and 52 minutes till her short pampered jail sentence begins. I’m starting to get excited!
leelee | May 31, 2007 at 3:10 pm
awww It’s 1960′s Barbie!
And hopefully Barbie’s cousin and not Ken… because random dude is kida creepy looking.
jakebarnes | May 31, 2007 at 3:10 pm
God I hate to say it but I think she looks good in these pictures.
booga1134 | May 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Id loved to hate fuck that bitch.
Alex | May 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I’m not buying this “I’m not worried…” look. She’s scared, trust me.
yamom | May 31, 2007 at 3:15 pm
how does a herpes infested scum fuck still manage to get guys to sleep with her? i mean, honestly. Herpes is for LIFE. GROSS.
llllllllll | May 31, 2007 at 3:17 pm
she looks like a wax figure. They theyll melt her @ss in jail.
Josh Lavarn | May 31, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Check out those sexy foot bones on pic 4.
lalaland | May 31, 2007 at 3:19 pm
hate to say it, but i would kill for a pair of legs like those!
Yourfairytale | May 31, 2007 at 3:19 pm
It’s easy to be optimistic when life’s never given you lemonade.
I think it’s giving her a bit too much credit to say she’s “finding work.” Paris doesn’t work!
#5 – Come on now. He wasn’t THAT ugly!
Yourfairytale | May 31, 2007 at 3:20 pm
*When life’s never given you lemons. Fuck! Why can’t we edit our posts? I feel like Lindsay Lohan now.
Josh Lavarn | May 31, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She’s going to release a rap album after jail because she’ll have street cred in the black community.
Fifth Stooge | May 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm
There is always last minute details.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm
what size are her feet!? good goddamn…
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 3:28 pm
@4 Veggi – It is a coloring book. It was a gift for her trip to jail. Next you will see her with an connect the dots book. Although I heard she does not like those very well, she makes to many mistakes
veggi | May 31, 2007 at 3:29 pm
fuck. the guy with her is kinda cute. Now he has the funk. Stop sleeping with cute guys fucktard! leave them alone!
YouRang | May 31, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Fuck Man! The favorite for the National Spelling Bee has already been eliminated. There goes $10,000. I’ve got to get this gambling thing under control.
veggi | May 31, 2007 at 3:32 pm
JImbo. She connects the dots of her herpes. Ewwwwww.
Whammer Jammer | May 31, 2007 at 3:32 pm
I sincerely hope that someone beats the shit out of her in jail.
veggi | May 31, 2007 at 3:33 pm
@22 Yourang. There has also been another sighting of the lock ness monster. I just won $700! Wheeeeeeeeee
Bern | May 31, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Hopefully, in 5 days, she gets a Cleveland Steamer from her new celly.
schack | May 31, 2007 at 3:35 pm
so i guess her feet don’t look like clown feet to anyone else?
i mean, i know those wedges are tall, but i’m talking about the length of the foot
Best of Celeb | May 31, 2007 at 3:37 pm
In 5 days Paris will walk in and out of jail in a couple of hours.
Corned-holer | May 31, 2007 at 3:38 pm
@26 Bern, you should put Cleveland Steamer pics on your site, I’m getting tired of MASSIVE BREASTS … Ha! No I’m not.
Summer Kat | May 31, 2007 at 3:39 pm
And the herpes spread on and on….
avphibes | May 31, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I love how every guy she hangs out with looks stoned out of his mind.
Summer Kat | May 31, 2007 at 3:41 pm
#19 – 11
Jimbo ? | May 31, 2007 at 3:42 pm
@23 Veggi – when she is done connecting the dot of her herpes, it makes Lindsay Lohans face
starstruck | May 31, 2007 at 3:44 pm
schack- i agree with you about the feet. i bet they’re like size 12W
schack | May 31, 2007 at 3:45 pm
is that the real jimbo?
crewmancross | May 31, 2007 at 3:46 pm
@21…..he is? He looks like a douchetard to me.
iburl | May 31, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Real people go to jail when the commit crimes. Rich people get hand-picked “roommates” and private rooms, seperated from the rest of the population. Oh, and they get half their time off for good behavior BEFORE they start their sentence. Has any famous person ever been sent to real prison in hollywood?
JonnyDipshit | May 31, 2007 at 3:49 pm
That guy is a bigger dildo than the one I have crammed inside me right now.
captain obvious | May 31, 2007 at 3:50 pm
who cares abt this fake, vapid bimbo. She is so boring to me, I can’t even bring myself to make fun of her.
Kamiki | May 31, 2007 at 3:50 pm
That guy looks gay, hes rented by the hour anyways.
She does have hot legs I will give her that, just another reason to hate her – YIPPEEE!
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jim | May 31, 2007 at 3:57 pm
“Has any famous person ever been sent to real prison in hollywood?”
Frances Farmer, sort of…
wedgeone | May 31, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Can’t wait until she disappears for 23 straight days. We won’t have to hear about anything stupid that she’s said or done.
That script – a prison flick. They want her to be creative consultant & determine how accurate they’ve written the movie vs. how it actually is in jail!
21st century digital boy | May 31, 2007 at 4:03 pm
From that one picture I’d almost swear she was a real human being with a soul. Almost…
David | May 31, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Isn’t that her brother?
honeycomb'sbig_yeah_yeah_yeah! | May 31, 2007 at 4:07 pm
How can someone be making the “Blue Steel” face ALL THE TIME!? Exhausting. Makes me think of Zsa Zsa Gabor revealing she sleeps in full makeup and hair. Some people are always “on”…whereas here I sit, typing with a mouthful of Doritos dissolving in Diet Pepsi.
MissPMS | May 31, 2007 at 4:07 pm
wow…check out the picture with her and the guy. They have matching wonky eyes
Carol Channing | May 31, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I hope that script has God in it.
Jimbo ± | May 31, 2007 at 4:09 pm
@43 Wedgeone – You are on crack if you think we will not hear anything about her for 23 days. That is all that will be in the news and the entertainment shows. “Day One Paris in Jail” You will know more about this stupid bitches life in jail than you do your own kids. By day 23 you will be looking for the Hailbop comet
nonya | May 31, 2007 at 4:09 pm
ya know what people we are superficial!!
C’mon now really, who gives a shit about some little girl who likes to spend daddy’s money and spread her legs for anyone. Poor little baby has got to do a tiny bit of time. I think the spoiled bitch should do at least 5 yrs. Then send her back into the real world! Not hers!