Yeah, that’s Paris Hilton. And yeah, she’s smoking a tampon. Don’t ask me why, because I’ve given up trying to understand her. She could be making out with a pinata she made out of her own hair and you’d just shrug it off as Paris being Paris. If you want to see more tampon-smoking fun and her other “exposed” tapes you can download all of them here. Page Six also has a list of some of the other material included in the storage facility and they include:
* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an “Amber Taylor” – with the same birth date as Paris – for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie’s University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky’s Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.
And these? Well these are NSFW photos of Paris getting her boobs pulled out of her bikini by Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. I mean sure, why not. I’m just wondering where they hid the donkey.
Jacquelantern | January 25, 2007 at 9:14 am
First Again?
Paris is such a skank!!
Danner | January 25, 2007 at 9:16 am
Her Daddy must be proud!
Cabaret | January 25, 2007 at 9:18 am
What is that gross bump on her chest?
Ms. Scarlet | January 25, 2007 at 9:19 am
What boobs? I don’t see any.
She looks like an ugly 12 year old boy.
griffmills | January 25, 2007 at 9:22 am
call me crazy…I dig those boobs
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 9:23 am
If this doesn’t bring the bitch down NOTHING will, well ‘cept , for….AIDS,
eventually.
BritneyIsAMoose | January 25, 2007 at 9:23 am
paris is a skanky moose. End of.
Pointandlaugh | January 25, 2007 at 9:24 am
If people stop paying attention to her, she’ll go back to being a crack whore living under a bridge doing hand-jobs for 25
RichPort | January 25, 2007 at 9:25 am
I wonder if the ones of her spreading her cooter broke the camera.. and burned his fingers like lye?
UNCLE NED | January 25, 2007 at 9:37 am
Ever hear of Doris Duke, anybody? That’s who this celebrity whore reminds me of every time I see her. She’ll end up the same way in the end.
Me | January 25, 2007 at 9:39 am
#5 You ARE crazy
BritneyIsAMoose | January 25, 2007 at 9:40 am
her tits are the size of a
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 9:43 am
If anybody wants to see parts of this thing, they are posted at that site where that guy from Fight Club asks what he would do.
JungleRed | January 25, 2007 at 9:49 am
Paris Hilton is partly to blame for the conservative and religious right-wing backlash we’re all having to endure right now. Those freaks look at shit like this and it just motivates them to further erode personal liberties.
Oh, and Joe Francis looks like Jon Lovitz. Really, he’s one ugly motherfucker.
mrlithium | January 25, 2007 at 9:52 am
joe francis freakin knows how to party though you gotta admit
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 9:56 am
If by party you mean rape, then I guess you are right. Read up on the guy and you’ll get an idea of exactly what kind of party animal he really is.
F-Sucker | January 25, 2007 at 9:59 am
#16
I guess because you read it online, it must be true.
I’d shag Paris like there was no tomorrow.
DrunkBlogger | January 25, 2007 at 10:00 am
The word: total and completely utter skank, comes to mind. derpa derp derp
D'oh Eyes | January 25, 2007 at 10:02 am
That tampon must be out of damnyell’s box of Super Heavy’s.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 10:08 am
Oh nice little circular argument, I guess then nothing is true, you could say the same about any medium. Sorry, I don’t have a Guttenberg printing press, or would you like a nice parchment. What is THIS? the fucking 14th century. Fucking newspapers are Online. Is the LA Times good enough for you Coppernicus?
Look I’m not gonna get into a pissin’ contest over this piece of shit.
Cookie V. | January 25, 2007 at 10:11 am
A single Paris Hilton Herpes cell has MORE fun chasing Hydrocodone with Ambien while making puppets out of her nappy extensions than most of YOU (non-herpes ridden, non-pharma-friendly, non-miscarrying) have in a decent bender weekend. Don’t even try to deny it.
SoupaSarah | January 25, 2007 at 10:16 am
Who the hell is that dufus?….and who is the dufus pulling the other dufus’s bikini top off?
She obviously wanted this stuff to come out or she would have picked up her stuff in storage.
What a dufus.
LaBellaVienna | January 25, 2007 at 10:21 am
uhm did she really have herpes cream in there or is fish making that shit up?
LaBellaVienna | January 25, 2007 at 10:23 am
if it is then i feel really bad for her :(
scienceguy | January 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
The publicity orgy of failed personalities expands!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jason The Barbarian | January 25, 2007 at 10:26 am
That tampon shot is GOLD… I’m actually just a little less sick of her after seeing that.
Daldianus | January 25, 2007 at 10:27 am
I dig her boobies too! Firm, not saggy. Right on :)
But I wonder how you can forget all THAT stuff??? And I wonder why everyone needs to tape him/herself nowadays …
QueenV | January 25, 2007 at 10:28 am
There’s a video preview of the website here:
http://www.parisexposed.com/trailer/small.html
Who’s that guy sucking her nipples?
kate | January 25, 2007 at 10:33 am
I read elsewhere that’s her ex-fiance Jason Shaw. He must have gotten tired of all the herpes.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 10:44 am
Gotta give her props on the tits too. For all those who got all pissy when I slammed on Mena Suvaris’ manboobs.
These are nice, firm, normal small tits.
*i’ll go shower now to get the Paris off me*
carlogo | January 25, 2007 at 10:55 am
Nice nips!
Seamus Begonia Smell | January 25, 2007 at 11:03 am
She definitely hates herself beyond words. The Girls Gone Wild founder is a well-known misogynist! People say his anger towards women is actually due to displaced self-hatred for being a closet homosexual! Go figure.
Binky | January 25, 2007 at 11:04 am
I think I know quite enough about this woman now.
Of course could have said the same thing five years ago. She needs to clean up her act a bit…
McCain – Hilton ’08 !!!
You heard it here first.
Thatshot | January 25, 2007 at 11:13 am
Paris exposed is so totally Paris’ you stupid people. She is making so much money to support her coke habit.
Alex | January 25, 2007 at 11:30 am
#34
Couldn’t agree more. Of course it is Paris Hilton’s site. What I think is so funny is the fact that the only clientele this site will attract are going to pirate the hell out of it. I mean, come on, it has been on Rapidshare for a week, now.
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | January 25, 2007 at 11:30 am
that’s hot
JungleRed | January 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
I wish she’d shove that tampon all the way back, like through her vocal cords.
LoneWolf | January 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
As much as I don’t like Paris and as much as I am a boob man (hi, PrettyBaby), I still like Paris’ tater tots. Cute nips.
Niecy | January 25, 2007 at 11:39 am
What an idiot.
The prescription for herpes medicine is not a surprise. She’s a dirty slut.
DancingQueen | January 25, 2007 at 11:43 am
Yay for the IBTC! Oh yeah and Paris sucks ass. Hate that bitch. That stupid fake voice she puts on when she talks is totally annoying.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
What the fuck is wrong with her!!! Honestly, I always liked her, and I’d try to defend her, but I’m fed up with it. Why must she continue to be such a fucking idiot over and over and over again. The girl just won’t learn her lesson. She’s a loser, plain and simple. So I’m so friggin tired of her getting publicity for making a fool of herself. Her parents should ground her and force her to stay in her damn room, alone, or else threaten to pull her inheritance. Her parents are clearly no better than she is. They keep letting her act like a fool. Damn, and I like staying in the Hilton hotel chains.
Alex | January 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
Watch this to forget all about any Paris videos: http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/flea-market-rap.html
BoognishRising | January 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
Wow. First the video, now these pics… Is it just me or does Paris seem a bit whorish?
LoneWolf | January 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
As much as I dislike Paris, and as much as I’m a boob man (hi, PrettyBaby), I still like Paris’ tater tots. Cute nips.
LoneWolf | January 25, 2007 at 11:52 am
Fuck me. Sorry for the double post. Goddam user-unfriendly site.
Miss Skyline | January 25, 2007 at 11:53 am
At least her nips are halfway decent.
JungleRed | January 25, 2007 at 11:54 am
Her parents have no control because grandpa left her a fat trust fund. Besides, her father’s a trust fund baby himself who married an equally skanky blond bimbo. I don’t think she’s learning much discipline from them. These are poster children for maintaining a death and inheritance tax.
Nicole and Britney were smart to jump off her like fleas on a dying dog. (And, yes, I appreciate the irony of using Britney and smart in the same sentence.)
meee | January 25, 2007 at 12:04 pm
i can’t imagine how paris hilton lives with herself in this world with EVERYONE knowing she takes herpes meds, had a miscarriage, has a sex tape, says stupid shit, and is generally a bad person who does drugs. i seriously just can’t imagine dealing with the reactions of people.
86 | January 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
This is the best paris post ever. Poor Amber Taylor.
pjfan281 | January 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
link doesnt work. zip file is empty