Yeah, that’s Paris Hilton. And yeah, she’s smoking a tampon. Don’t ask me why, because I’ve given up trying to understand her. She could be making out with a pinata she made out of her own hair and you’d just shrug it off as Paris being Paris. If you want to see more tampon-smoking fun and her other “exposed” tapes you can download all of them here. Page Six also has a list of some of the other material included in the storage facility and they include:
* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an “Amber Taylor” – with the same birth date as Paris – for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie’s University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky’s Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.
And these? Well these are NSFW photos of Paris getting her boobs pulled out of her bikini by Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. I mean sure, why not. I’m just wondering where they hid the donkey.