Paris Hilton gets molested by Joe Francis

phan is a slut

getting robbed wld still be a better choice

“Keep me signed in to TypeKey for two weeks”

Yeah, RIGHT. This thing won’t keep me signed in for one day.

I just wanted to post high for once, like the cool kids do.

I guess that’s the “exposed” video. Why doesn’t she……ugh…I think the Super is right. That vid is poison :P

jesus, i had no idea someone could be that much of a whore. i actually feel a bit sorry for her. letting the king of cunts touch you up in front of people and not stopping him =absolutely no self asteem. sly.

4th?

Man that was a lot of coke……

i couldnt sit through all of it… hell boring… she talks like an underage slutty hooker

hmm… is there a one day for her when she gets touched by no man?

No see the video…

And it’s time for another episode of life of the rich and boring, where one’s only claim to fame is how little self respect one actually has.

Today I had a student call me a terrorist bitch because he thought i was middle eastern and then i witness this crap. maybe this is God’s way of telling me to blow up Paris Hilton and let planet earth regain its dignity

I used to really love this site…but I am getting pretty tired of just seeing the same three bitches all the time. Seriously- how about someone besides Paris, Lindsay, or Brit????

and also lindsay, nicole, britney, mary kate, ashley, mariah, jordan, jessica alba, teri hatcher, eva longoria, angelina oh hell i’ll just blow the student up

Is it really that hard to keep a camera steady?

blow and pussy.. that’s hot.

#13 . . . After a person does a pile of coke or whatever else it is that Paris Hilton’s entourage indulges in then yes, I would say that it would in fact be quite difficult to hold a camera steady . . .

On another note, I think that Joe Francis is the perfect man / child molester for Paris Hilton. They are both super gross & shallow.

Oh and just think . . . their offspring would be the AntiChrist. How fucking lovely.

that guy OD’ed!!!

dude, that was alot of coke. in other news, what the fuck, give me some lohan news! i know she’s jumping out the 4th floor bathroom window of her rehab place, “breaking her leg”, going to the hospital for more PK’s, etc. etc. cmon nigga

If this is the kind of stuff they have on parisexposed.com then it is definitely not worth $38. Paris owes me 20 minutes of my life back.

And what the hell is up with that music?

For almost 20 minutes my attention had been attracted by something with the outlines of a greek statue.Yep,that must have been my shadow.

There’s a fair bit of female empowerment going on in this video. Makes me feel like maybe us girls are missing out, what with our dignity, self-respect, and normal pap smears.

I’d stick it in her pooper.

It’s funny cause it’s sad.

It’s funny cause it’s sad.

The last time I saw a guy do that much blow he was holding a grenade launcher.

“Say hello to my little friend!”

Was ‘Return to Innocence’ on the stereo or added in later?

How could anyone enjoy coke while listening to that crappy song.

I wish that plane would go down!

The video screen says my slow computer connection might make this selection “unviewable.” It’s almost like my computer is psychic.

Why in the HELL does that stoopid, idiot twat *INSIST* on using video cameras like mirrors?! WTF??

Not only does Paris have man hands, but she has a deep man’s voice! I must say she is good pretending to be something she’s not.

The camera work was AMAZING. And I’m convinced now, more than ever, that Paris is a man in very very bad drag.

My sense of self-preservation coupled with an ultra-sensitive vomit reflex prohibits me from viewing any of the above described Paris Hilton activities.

Mirriam-Webster officially lists 3 entries for the word “whore”. Now they have to recall every unsold copy so they can move Paris to #1. No definition needed, just a picture… everyone will understand.

sorry superfish,
I couldn’t sit through it, I guess my dreams of becoming a monk have been destroyed…..

I couldn’t last more than 40 seconds on this. It’s pure evil.

Saturday I wore these really high pumps, and basically stood on my tippy toes all night long, and my arches still hurt today.

Is there anyone in L.A. who hasn’t fucked diseased whore Paris at least once?

i dont need to watch the video in order to know what happend….shes too in to herself…shes a whore…and she most likely flashed her tits…kinda boring now…its almost like taking a shit everyday…its a regular current event.

So…..Kate Moss gets busted for doing a few puny lines in a recording studio and Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are walking around free??? I call bullshit AND lynchmob on that.

The only word that comes to mind is lame. These rich fucks couldn’t throw a decent party to save their trust funds. The lack of wit is glaring, and the people Paris likes to socialize with deplorable (that guy who does the coke of his chest looks like a cheesy villain in a Van Damme picture, and a gay one at that). And why isn’t Joe Francis locked up? He’s got lawsuits out the ass for filming underage girls, allegations of statutory, as well as literal, rape and now a video showing liberal use of drugs and stupidity. What’s humorous is Paris would roll her eyes at the thought of hanging with any of us, yet she goes to Ibiza with that. It’s hard to make partying on a yacht in Ibiza cringe-worthy, but these guys pull it off in spades.

More than anything, I’m just incredibly amused that “Return to Innocence” is playing in the background. Come on, Paris…you can’t possibly like or even understand that song with those big words that never have and never will apply to you, do you??

that’s not cocaine. it’s a fucking joke

i started to watch, then tried to figure why i cared…i dont

http://www.carpemundus.com – doin coke off your moms butt

ok, I’m not quite sure why, but I find it hysterical that they are all listening to a Pure Moods cd–I had no idea that was the music of choice fore coke users.

also, it seems quite clear that Miss Hilton will never be satisfied until she is able to stick a camera up her pussy

Thats fucking gay. I’ve been around much more coke than that, and people who act like they are living it up because they blow money on wasting blow are dumbshits. And the dealers just laugh and take your stupid-ass money. Thats at least a grand of shit wasted, even if he scrapes it off, who wants to blow lines with the guy who has the ‘pube coke’. Way to waste a few grand being a dipshit…ON CAMERA.

Now that I think about it, I don’t think that’s coke either, but either way, the guy is a dipshit, and either way, he at some point has probally done that by accident.

I am astonished that anyone could be this much of an airhead, even paris – and remember, I’ve seen her on the simple life.

There are self-respecting whores out there burying their heads in shame at the disrepute she’s bringing upon their profession.

Guaranteed, Crazy Coke Guy would have a full-on mullet if this were 1980.

And I want to punch Paris in her long, drippy nose every time she does her baby voice…ARGH!

Why aren’t these people arrested and thrown in jail like every other degenerate piece of shit.

I rhink this was between filming girls gone wild which is why she asked have you guys been here before. As interesting as this is why would you store tapes if its that important put it on a memory card about $100 and 1 inch by inch a sound investment versus paying storage fees. We underestimate people because she exudes arrogance does not mean she is. If you constanly say something you are trying to convince urself case in point thats so hot. She obviously feels out of place so she is using that voice and wants to seem cool so she does not resist.