Paris Hilton actually gets invited somewhere

February 13th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :)

NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or ship them to Bret Michael’s house. Whatever the protocol is these days.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. BRANDON M. WITTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE (ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 32)

  2. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    AGE: 32

    FROM: ARLINGTON, TEXAS

  3. Eh

    I would do all 4 of them, even Aubry, if not for the STD’s.

  4. Eh

    I would do all 4 of them, even Aubry, if not for the STD’s.

  5. Eh

    I would do all 4 of them, even Aubry, if not for the STD’s.

  6. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE 2 WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

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  10. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON ARE CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  11. deadlion

    Paris Hilton pressing Britney’s boobs in public
    http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Paris_Hilton_pressing_Britney's_boobs

    It is HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME too!!!

  12. She is pleased to have a cell phone. Too bad no one called. You can still open and ask though.

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