Paris Hilton actually gets invited somewhere
Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :)
NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or ship them to Bret Michael’s house. Whatever the protocol is these days.