Paris Hilton actually gets invited somewhere

February 13th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :)

NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or ship them to Bret Michael’s house. Whatever the protocol is these days.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Lettusaurus

    First?

  2. ye

    ugly slut!

  3. Max Planck

    Someone take out the trash.

  4. Bill the Kid

    Mm. Beef jerky stretch marks.

  5. ew

    Ewww the sluts with the cut-off shirts have Obama with HISTORY on them. Ugh.

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  8. Evilution

    She looks like a Russian boy in pic 5.

  9. Max Planck

    A copy of the magazine costs more than a share of the stock. Bail out??

  10. authorego

    She is very happy to have a cell phone. Too bad no one ever calls her. She can still open it and pose though.

  11. p0nk

    an STD smorgasbord

  12. glace neuf

    i’d force the webmaster of each of those millionaire websites to hit it.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Wow. Where to start…

    Aubrey looks like one of the girls that star in the “100 guy bukake party” series

    Paris looks like a praying mantis wrapped in skin.

  14. That's hot! LOL

    I love how Audrey has celullite in pic #4, yet looks fantastic on the cover and in the pictures!! Photoshop much???

    And those stretch marks on the twin’s hips!!!??? Imagine what she’ll look like in a couple of years if she already has those and she’s only 19?!

    Poor white girls- they’re just so trashy!

    xoxo,
    Hot Miami girl! ;)

  15. >:(

    I need more posts! Perez posts like 50 times a day and you only post like 6. I like your style better but I NEED THE TRASH NOW!! I think you need to work a little harder.

  16. kitty

    why are their stomachs so dark?

  17. sullynick

    Jesus Christ. Paris has HUGE feet. I never noticed that before, I was always looking at her DSL’s.

  18. liz

    the twins look CRAZY. red torsos, paunches, ugly clothing, awkward faces, stretch marks… damn, if they can be bunnies anyone can.

  19. p911gt10c

    Holy shiat, they do have stretchmarks!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  20. p911gt10c

    Holy shiat, they do have stretchmarks!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  21. They were all shocked to realize that photoshopping a picture doesn’t mean they won’t still look like nasty skanks in person.

  22. This proves my point that all liberal women are whores. That stretched marked skank is wearing an obama shirt.

    I’m sure the Gov bailout has money in it to get all the liberal whores laser surgery and vagina reconstruction. You know, from taking it from every swinging dick to try and fill that empty void in their souls.

  23. Repentant Sinner

    Holy shiv!! Screw bird flu.. this one has Herpes

    p.s. Daisy says “it’s a fake and that we can totally tell its photoshop because of the shadows”

  24. Randal

    Paris continues to look great and make a name for herself in the social entertainment scene; she’s a very hot individual that causes many other beautiful women to flock toward her, as seen by the pictures provided.

    Randal

  25. Liz

    what a group of unattractive people.

  26. Exterminator

    Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

  27. @ #14 You moron

    Do you seriously think that cellulite only target’s the white race? ROFLMAO.

    Every picture of every person (male, female, no matter what race) that has ever graced any magazine/calendar/etc is photo-shopped and airbrushed. Surprise!!

  28. ishi-san

    Paris shouldn’t stand next to girls with sex-appeal. (Anyone ever noticed that Paris is the worst dancer EVER!!!!)

  29. Meh.

    #14 – people play the racial card when they having nothing more intelligent to say.

    These chics are all losers.

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  31. I think I just threw up in my mouth.. those twins are DISGUSTING!! Why do they always match? twins should stop dressing alike after the age of 5.. seriously… and Paris’s crazy ways are definitely starting to catch up with her because she’s looking haggard these days.. I used to be a fan.. now I just feel bad for her.

  32. PostmortemG

    “Someone take out the trash.”

    I suggest using a 357 Magnum.

  33. M

    haha white people do have more noticeable cellulite

  34. lawrenec4

    Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

  35. Lisa Simpson

    the best picture is of the danity kane girl holding up her magazine cover. don’t think I need to say why.

  36. Roxi

    Paris on the kabalah? shes wearing the red bracelet on pic #9

  37. “MAKING YOUR OWN PORN VIDEO”-party?

  38. Did Chris Brown’s bootie call that pissed off Rihanna come from Paris Hilton? Someone in the music business who I was talking to today told me they’d hooked up after a party the night before….

  39. Oh Paris… who is her stylist, really? She looked super tacky at the grammys too..

  40. mayor mcheese

    In the Second Pic: why is the guy’s ear so red? Was he sleeping on his side?

  41. kristin sarachino

    In the background of picture 5, you can totally see Heidi Montag.

  42. PostmortemG

    “In the background of picture 5, you can totally see Heidi Montag.”

    I’d rather see a scantily clad Heidi than anyone featured in these pictures.

  43. Fernando Narcos

    Everything associated with Playboy just gets cheaper and mor eplastic everyday..

  44. el ces

    Paris and Hef are pals.
    When she was big she didn’t snub him, like most of the Hollywood starlets do at first.

  45. poomanchoo

    FORTY-FIFTH!

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    HEY, you are welcomed at the celebrity&millionaire romance site “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m” , I can see many men are talking about you at the forum every time when I login.

  47. roy

    Who are the two sluts with her?

  48. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  49. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME BY MS. HILTON AND MR. HILTON BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008 WHEN RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED 2 CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

  50. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

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