Despite being Hollywood’s red-headed step-child, Paris Hilton was invited to Aubrey O’Day’s birthday bash which also celebrated her making the cover of Playboy. Because when you’re feeling like a cheap used-up nobody, just hang out with Paris Hilton. All better :)
NOTE: Hugh Hefner might want to burn those Playmates when he gets home. Or ship them to Bret Michael’s house. Whatever the protocol is these days.
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Lettusaurus | February 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm
First?
ye | February 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm
ugly slut!
Max Planck | February 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Someone take out the trash.
Bill the Kid | February 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Mm. Beef jerky stretch marks.
ew | February 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Ewww the sluts with the cut-off shirts have Obama with HISTORY on them. Ugh.
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Evilution | February 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm
She looks like a Russian boy in pic 5.
Max Planck | February 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm
A copy of the magazine costs more than a share of the stock. Bail out??
authorego | February 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm
She is very happy to have a cell phone. Too bad no one ever calls her. She can still open it and pose though.
p0nk | February 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
an STD smorgasbord
glace neuf | February 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i’d force the webmaster of each of those millionaire websites to hit it.
Deacon Jones | February 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Wow. Where to start…
Aubrey looks like one of the girls that star in the “100 guy bukake party” series
Paris looks like a praying mantis wrapped in skin.
That's hot! LOL | February 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I love how Audrey has celullite in pic #4, yet looks fantastic on the cover and in the pictures!! Photoshop much???
And those stretch marks on the twin’s hips!!!??? Imagine what she’ll look like in a couple of years if she already has those and she’s only 19?!
Poor white girls- they’re just so trashy!
xoxo,
Hot Miami girl! ;)
>:( | February 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I need more posts! Perez posts like 50 times a day and you only post like 6. I like your style better but I NEED THE TRASH NOW!! I think you need to work a little harder.
kitty | February 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm
why are their stomachs so dark?
sullynick | February 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Jesus Christ. Paris has HUGE feet. I never noticed that before, I was always looking at her DSL’s.
liz | February 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm
the twins look CRAZY. red torsos, paunches, ugly clothing, awkward faces, stretch marks… damn, if they can be bunnies anyone can.
p911gt10c | February 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Holy shiat, they do have stretchmarks!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
p911gt10c | February 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Holy shiat, they do have stretchmarks!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
RichPort's Ghost | February 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm
They were all shocked to realize that photoshopping a picture doesn’t mean they won’t still look like nasty skanks in person.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | February 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm
This proves my point that all liberal women are whores. That stretched marked skank is wearing an obama shirt.
I’m sure the Gov bailout has money in it to get all the liberal whores laser surgery and vagina reconstruction. You know, from taking it from every swinging dick to try and fill that empty void in their souls.
Repentant Sinner | February 13, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Holy shiv!! Screw bird flu.. this one has Herpes
p.s. Daisy says “it’s a fake and that we can totally tell its photoshop because of the shadows”
Randal | February 13, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Paris continues to look great and make a name for herself in the social entertainment scene; she’s a very hot individual that causes many other beautiful women to flock toward her, as seen by the pictures provided.
Randal
Liz | February 13, 2009 at 4:40 pm
what a group of unattractive people.
Exterminator | February 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
@ #14 You moron | February 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Do you seriously think that cellulite only target’s the white race? ROFLMAO.
Every picture of every person (male, female, no matter what race) that has ever graced any magazine/calendar/etc is photo-shopped and airbrushed. Surprise!!
ishi-san | February 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Paris shouldn’t stand next to girls with sex-appeal. (Anyone ever noticed that Paris is the worst dancer EVER!!!!)
Meh. | February 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm
#14 – people play the racial card when they having nothing more intelligent to say.
These chics are all losers.
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Brianna | February 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth.. those twins are DISGUSTING!! Why do they always match? twins should stop dressing alike after the age of 5.. seriously… and Paris’s crazy ways are definitely starting to catch up with her because she’s looking haggard these days.. I used to be a fan.. now I just feel bad for her.
PostmortemG | February 13, 2009 at 7:14 pm
“Someone take out the trash.”
I suggest using a 357 Magnum.
M | February 13, 2009 at 7:21 pm
haha white people do have more noticeable cellulite
lawrenec4 | February 13, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at richromances.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?
Lisa Simpson | February 13, 2009 at 9:54 pm
the best picture is of the danity kane girl holding up her magazine cover. don’t think I need to say why.
Roxi | February 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Paris on the kabalah? shes wearing the red bracelet on pic #9
gerard Vandenberg | February 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm
“MAKING YOUR OWN PORN VIDEO”-party?
lahope | February 14, 2009 at 12:40 am
Did Chris Brown’s bootie call that pissed off Rihanna come from Paris Hilton? Someone in the music business who I was talking to today told me they’d hooked up after a party the night before….
Kamistars Bloggerina Check me out!!! | February 14, 2009 at 12:49 am
Oh Paris… who is her stylist, really? She looked super tacky at the grammys too..
mayor mcheese | February 14, 2009 at 9:31 am
In the Second Pic: why is the guy’s ear so red? Was he sleeping on his side?
kristin sarachino | February 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
In the background of picture 5, you can totally see Heidi Montag.
PostmortemG | February 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“In the background of picture 5, you can totally see Heidi Montag.”
I’d rather see a scantily clad Heidi than anyone featured in these pictures.
Fernando Narcos | February 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Everything associated with Playboy just gets cheaper and mor eplastic everyday..
el ces | February 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Paris and Hef are pals.
When she was big she didn’t snub him, like most of the Hollywood starlets do at first.
poomanchoo | February 14, 2009 at 10:55 pm
FORTY-FIFTH!
babyme | February 15, 2009 at 9:47 am
HEY, you are welcomed at the celebrity&millionaire romance site “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m” , I can see many men are talking about you at the forum every time when I login.
roy | February 15, 2009 at 11:40 am
Who are the two sluts with her?
BRANDON M. WITTE | February 15, 2009 at 10:05 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
BRANDON M. WITTE | February 15, 2009 at 10:09 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME BY MS. HILTON AND MR. HILTON BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008 WHEN RICK HILTON BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED 2 CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
BRANDON M. WITTE | February 15, 2009 at 10:59 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE