Paris Hilton was in the Halloween spirit this weekend as she attended several parties including one at the Playboy Mansion. While the thought of Paris as an actual practitioner of medicine ensures I’ll never visit a hospital again, anyone else thinks she looks, I dunno, kind of hot in the sailor outfit? That’s wrong, I know. I shouldn’t even be thinking that. I’d be safer having sex with a lawn mower. Not that I would or anything. Unless it was wearing a slutty sailor’s outfit. Then, c’mon, how do you not?
Edit: Turns out Paris is wearing an Alice in Wonderland costume and is not a nurse. I could’ve figured that out if I looked near her crotch and saw the words “Alice.” However I like my eyes the way they are. Non-melted.