Paris Hilton gets in the Halloween spirit

@18 Richport
Ukrainian strippers are just not as pretty as they show in the mail order bride catalogs.
- What the fuck are you talking about asshole? Are you full of shit or just shit itself?

andrew-film? What the fuck is that? Did I manage to offend a Ukrainian? I fucking swear you can’t swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a moody fucking Ukrainian these days. If I ate Ukrainian cuisine, then I’d be full of shit, and yea, just in case you’re new here, I am a fucking asshole. She looks like an Eastern European former Soviet-bloc, AIDS-infected, smack-addicted, strung out whore.

Wait a minute – I’m just trying to imagine you with a personality… nope didn’t work.

Rich- Who cares if you offend a Ukrainian? What’s he gonna do, send his sister over to blow you?

Commish – That’ll teach me. I usually don’t learn until I’m beaten so bad I throw up. And that goes for my johnson as well. Fucking Ukrainians discover toilet paper and get all uppity.

Rich – Exactly. They’ve been given too many rights, now they’re fucking with us. Makes me long for the death squad days.

Commish – The only Ukrainian I ever found funny was that guy in Seinfeld that ruined Kramer and Newman’s game of risk on the subway.

34: PS Banana Laffy Taffy fucking rules.

omg thats my favorite =)

@18,102 RichFart
Did I manage to offend a Ukrainian?
- For an American this is impossible. We’re out of our league.
Can’t swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting a moody fucking Ukrainian these days.
- That’s right, my imbecile friend. We’re everywhere. The people you’re trying to step on, we’re everyone you depend on. We cook your food and serve your dinner. So don’t fuck with us.
If I ate Ukrainian cuisine, then I’d be full of shit.
- Ah, wrong. But you can enjoy your extremely healthy MacDonalds. You’re fat anyway.
I’m just trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Personality goes a long way.
I am a fucking asshole.
- Can’t agree more.
Ukrainian strippers are just not pretty.
- Well, if I go to a nightclub and I pick up a girl, you be sure you’ve never had anyone so beautiful in your whole damn life. You know why? Cause youre girl is ugly and has a fat ass. True, true.

@103,105 commissioner
Who cares if you offend a Ukrainian?
- I can make your computer go nuts just knowing your IP address. So think about it cause I’m serious. Actually, from now you have se7en days. Then you’ll see (hear) the ring. I’m sorry.
The only Ukrainian I ever found funny was that guy…
- Oh, indeed, that guy…
Well I find you funny.

@18, 102, 108 RichPort
Of course by RichFart I mean Richport. Of course you’ll never understand why… To put it this way, it sounds better to me.

andrew-film? Does that mean ‘unoriginal’ in Ukrainian? Shut the fuck up and clean the toilets where I work before I call ICE on your ass… I juuuust took a nice splattery one for ya…

RichFart? Comic gold!!!

Another “I know you’re IP address” moron. Yea, attack the firewall… big companies just loooove that. Idiot.

RichPort.
Well I didn’t say I’m gonna attack you. It’s a lot of work actually. And you’re gonna destroy yourself anyway.

Only if I’m unlucky enough to fuck your sister, er, I mean wife. You people are the equivalent of redneck Virginian hicks in Eastern Europe.

Oh yeah, “We’re out of our league”? What the fuck does that mean? Maybe it was funnier in Ukrainian…

she should have just gone as a cum recipticle

I feel sort of bad for Paris when everyone is bullying her like this. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing I like about her, but it’s not her fault she’s a complete retard. And besides, she looks more like a stripper than a whore.

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