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RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 9:24 am
Just another day at the office…
TheDarkLady | October 30, 2006 at 9:28 am
Nice.
And after the party she won’t have to change before going to work.
ponk | October 30, 2006 at 9:29 am
i like the way her ‘gun’ points at her crotch. subliminal message?
commissioner | October 30, 2006 at 9:29 am
Maybe she thinks the free publicity for the LAPD will get her a lighter sentence.
BigJim | October 30, 2006 at 9:29 am
Gives whole new meaning to the term “police brutality.”
1-Ton | October 30, 2006 at 9:30 am
Actually, she only intended to dress as a police officer. The slutty part just sort of happened on its own.
Aaronmalamend | October 30, 2006 at 9:30 am
Paris dressed as Paris… That would be a study in metafiction, dumbass.
diedl | October 30, 2006 at 9:31 am
Man, did anyone notice her feet? The veins make it look like shes wearing fins, and are only further highlighted by the black nylons. Eww.
pinky_nip | October 30, 2006 at 9:32 am
@5: Fucking her gives a whole new meaning to “suicide by cop”.
seyoboy | October 30, 2006 at 9:34 am
We are all in halloween spirit
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
blueballs | October 30, 2006 at 9:36 am
wow, she’s the HERPES police handing out Herpes to all she arrests. I wish she’d get arrested and put behind bars
guest1234567 | October 30, 2006 at 9:37 am
What if there was a post about Paris Hilton and nobody responded?
Binky | October 30, 2006 at 9:39 am
Even her stockings are repelled by what’s up there…
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 9:39 am
It’s Officer Trampoline.
PapaHotNuts | October 30, 2006 at 9:41 am
Hopefully Paris will be mistaken for a stupid clown-whore going on a killing spree disguised in a cop’s uniform and LAPD will shoot Paris in her lazy whore-eye and kill that hooker. Wait, that was my Christmas wish.
suzy | October 30, 2006 at 9:46 am
she has really ugly legs
bigponie | October 30, 2006 at 9:47 am
I’m surprise she didn’t dress up as a big giant cunt like this.
http://www.vaginalady.com/images/2003%20Events/Halloween2003_2.jpg
RichPort | October 30, 2006 at 9:58 am
Ukrainian strippers are just not as pretty as they show in the mail order bride catalogs. I bet when this one scuba dives, she has no need for flippers. I wonder if her toes are webbed
Tra | October 30, 2006 at 10:01 am
WTF… With all the money she has she couldn’t get thigh highs that actually fit. Come on, are we that cheap that we have to wear the one’s that come with the costume? And is that other girl in the first picture her arrest or hostage? Or just to stupid to realize that she is with Paris and by the end of the night they might both be in jail.
CelebSlam.com | October 30, 2006 at 10:01 am
Goddamn she’s a whore
http://www.celebslam.com
Tra | October 30, 2006 at 10:06 am
What’s with the creepy hand going after Paris in the last picture? Not that I would mind if it accidently grabbed her around her throat and started choking her. Just looks a little creepy even for Paris.
polypam | October 30, 2006 at 10:06 am
You’d think that someone with as much dough as she has would come up with something a little more creative than the $29.99 “Sexy Officer” costume from the Halloween Adventure store.
Sheva | October 30, 2006 at 10:07 am
Paris looks better than most of the hardcore Jewish strippers here in NYC. She doesn’t have that hard money hungry look.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 30, 2006 at 10:08 am
I have never seen anybody keep their Dildo in a holster like that.
I applaud her for her ingenuity and her efforts to be more efficient as a sex worker.
Italian Stallion | October 30, 2006 at 10:11 am
“Bad whore, bad whore, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when herpes comes for you”…………..
TajAmazon | October 30, 2006 at 10:12 am
At least her grandma feet match her grandma shoes…
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 10:18 am
I’d hit it!
With Ferrets or Stallions dick!
Not my own though…no.
Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
I think she looks hot. The costume is an irony – and it’s much better than Brandon’s “firecrotch” hair that he was wearing. I think Paris is trying to tell us that she’s got a sense of humor.
Jade
The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
Tracie | October 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
It looks as if she’s walking like a horse. I think the nasty veins pop out as a result of her inability to walk in those shoes. She’s seriously got the Julia Roberts Kentucky Derby strut here.
bradpitt | October 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
she’s superhot, i’d do her in a heartbeat, so would most hetero guys.
krisdylee | October 30, 2006 at 10:21 am
I cannot fucking wait for the day I read about her in some sort of “Whatever happened to…” kind of article. And, truthfully, I probably won’t read it.
cayana | October 30, 2006 at 10:31 am
Whoa.. there’s a werewolf paw reaching for her in the last pic.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 10:31 am
you know it’s time for a makeover when you can go through your closet and come up with your Halloween costume.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 10:38 am
PS Banana Laffy Taffy fucking rules.
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 10:47 am
@34 – I’m glad you found a candy you enjoy!
What’s up with #28?
Her life seems to be filled with giggles & pink ribbons!
While my life is filled with shit & sorrow!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 30, 2006 at 10:56 am
Oh for Chrissake. This is just another day! Paris NOT dressed like a slut would be a costume. Yawn.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 30, 2006 at 10:56 am
Oh for Chrissake. This is just another day! Paris NOT dressed like a slut would be a costume. Yawn.
commissioner | October 30, 2006 at 10:59 am
jrz- I’m on a Bottlecap and Runts sugar high.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 11:03 am
Commish: I had Bottlecaps on Friday — the orange ones are amazing! Right now I’m working a wad of Pink Lemonade Bazooka or Double Bubble. It’s great. If you need to know about a candy — I’m the go-to chick.
Kiki | October 30, 2006 at 11:04 am
She should have gone as a man…she has the hands already.
commissioner | October 30, 2006 at 11:10 am
I chew about two pounds of Double Bubble a week. My girls know how stressed I am by how fast I’m workin’ my gum.
Some dumbass dropped off a ginormous basket full of orange-chocolate-marshmallow pumpkin things before I got here today. Cheap fucker could have just brought me some Hot Tamales.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 30, 2006 at 11:15 am
Damn it, what is it with all these celebs taking my costume ideas. Now I am going to have to dress up like Kermit because that is all that is left. Nice!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
yardgraffiti | October 30, 2006 at 11:16 am
That’s like working overtime for her.
ApacheRose | October 30, 2006 at 11:17 am
Great, like she didn’t look enough like a tranny before…
What I want to know is – where are the rest of the Village People?
Zanna | October 30, 2006 at 11:17 am
What the fuck is that thing behind her in the pink wig?
Zanna | October 30, 2006 at 11:19 am
@35- Speaking of ribbons, a yellow one has been tied around an old oak tree in the land of the beaver.
ponk | October 30, 2006 at 11:23 am
LOL Apache Rose, I was thinking Village People too, but I already used it in a comment last week.
Brain Embolism | October 30, 2006 at 11:24 am
#46 – Are you saying Beaver is MIA?
Only Hanoi knows.
jrzmommy | October 30, 2006 at 11:34 am
BINGO!
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have announced they are separating.
Pagan Queen | October 30, 2006 at 11:34 am
Holy Succumbus, batman! ewwwwwwwww
It is another monster monday, cept today we are rocking to Iron Maiden…not bad – I usually dont like music at work, but today it seems to fit.
jrzmommy – got a huge bag of redvines that are meeting their doom!
commish – I am workin them redvines like you work double bubble. Yep – one of dem days