While partying in Cannes this weekend, Paris Hilton tried to charge clubs $100,000 for her to make an appearance. Considering her vagina was hanging out, I’m surprised she didn’t charge double. That’s supply and demand, son. Anyway, it turns out she’s not the same draw she used to be, according to Page Six:
“No one bit. They aren’t about to pay her. It’s not 2002,” scoffed one event producer. “We think she got some money from the club VIP, but everyone else is running for the hills.” Hilton then decided to go for free and showed up at the Vitamin Water event at Nikki Beach.
If someone gave me the choice of being paid $100,000 to let Paris Hilton come to my party or have my testicles eaten by a wolverine, do you know which one I’d choose? Paris. Mostly because they both end the same way except one pays. What? We’re in a recession, people. Think smart.
lisa | May 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm
nice.
Joe | May 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm
test 5
blood | May 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Huge feet on a scrawny bitch
blood | May 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Huge feet on a scrawny bitch
chango666 | May 20, 2009 at 6:11 pm
100k ???? bitch got some big balls thinking someone would pay that to see her skanky ass . . . She would have to pay me at least 35 cents to fuck her . . .
spamfighter | May 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
While partying in Cannes this weekend, Paris Hilton tried to charge clubs $100,000 for her to make an appearance. Considering her vagina was hanging out, I’m surprised she didn’t charge half.
p0nk | May 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
She’s draped herself in a surrender flag, that should endear her to the French.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Dress is ridiculous.
Bren | May 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I absolutely love that “it’s not 2002″ was scoffed. It says so much in three little words: that she’s not worth shit, that in news terms she’s old as fuck, and that Paris Hilton was just schooled in what’s hot by someone who probably had BO from running around all day
Fuck U | May 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
What’s with the fuckin headbands?
Fred | May 20, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I’ll pay you $100,00 to eat something goddammit
Charley Kane | May 20, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Trailer trash with money instead of class.
Valtrex Tramp Kicked to the Curb | May 20, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Take those big old boat feet and get to steppin’ — party’s OVAH.
Crazy Oldie | May 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
you can get a hot ass porn star for less price and she will still show her vag and throw in some boobs as well….Big Foot No Ass Paris needs to check herself. The years of the skank is over.
rey | May 20, 2009 at 8:50 pm
HA HA HA…shot down whore! The rep said it best, “It’s not 2002!”. Gotta love it!
friendlyfires | May 20, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I’m trying to flush out all the cockroaches and vermin from some property I inherited in downtown Dallas and the exterminators too scared to enter the building so send Pari-Gina, I’ll pay her fee, it’s worth every penny.
_me | May 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm
SUPER AWESOME PICS!!!!
Of the bite marks and bruises all over her.
Are we sure she isn’t actually one of the shock troopers of the Zombie Invasion?
timmy the frisky virus | May 21, 2009 at 12:07 am
Ha! Cannes should charge her 100 grand just to let her stay in town.
azalea | May 21, 2009 at 12:09 am
CHICKEN LEGS!!
Narcissist | May 21, 2009 at 3:57 am
Are those ugly shoes supposed to make her dinosaur claws look smaller?
ishi-san | May 21, 2009 at 4:39 am
ohoh Paris, is this the end of your ‘career’? You’re getting old girl! (even before you have done anything of importance)
billabong021 | May 21, 2009 at 6:53 am
Nobody’s going on your retarded website cookie and wtf is up with those eyes? It looks like she’s wearing cheap contacts or something!
Adonis | May 21, 2009 at 8:29 am
Damn, I am so sick of this bitch and her stupid headbands. They make her even more annoying than she already is. I’ll be glad when she officially disappears into obscurity, and apparently, the descent has begun.
Jeezy | May 21, 2009 at 8:30 am
Who would pay this bitch for anything?
Buddha23 | May 21, 2009 at 8:52 am
Twat!
RichPort's Ghost | May 21, 2009 at 9:53 am
She must swim ridiculously fast…
CakeSnifferer | May 21, 2009 at 10:22 am
Oh yeah, I sorta remember this person…I can’t remember why, though…
Dread not | May 21, 2009 at 10:47 am
Can someone please call animal control! Do they have things like that in France? I don’t know if a platinum headed, leg spreading skank is technically an animal, but how else do you get rid of Paris? Do you turn off all the lights and cameras, and hope she’s like a moth and goes away? Is there some kind of repellent you could spray her with? Do you put a mirror on the ground attached to a string, drag it while she follows it into the street, then run her over? Man, this chick was old news, even before she was news!
el ces | May 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm
That event producer sounds like a moron. You don’t tell Paris Hilton ‘No.’
And what is that crack about this not being 2002?
Yes it is, at least for ppl like event producers.
el ces | May 21, 2009 at 12:44 pm
…and Paris looks good here.
I like that pose in the 5th or 6th pic.
poor sap | May 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
WTF? Like she doesn’t have enough money. She and Woody Allen should hook up… both drastically overestimate the “value” of their image.
Dan | May 21, 2009 at 2:38 pm
29: “You don’t tell Paris Hilton ‘No.’”
Yeah, you do. Maybe there was a time some people didn’t, but that’s the point: that time’s gone. You can tell because people are telling her “no.”
I Love Europeans | May 21, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Remember a few years ago when the Austrians threw trash at her? That was GREAT.
muffinfluffer | September 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm
greedy black-hearted talentless barbie-clone cuntwhore. someone should slap the shit out of her.