Paris Hilton gets Hello Kittied

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In what can only be read as a sign of the apocalypse, Paris Hilton has been given her own line of Hello Kitty figures by Sanrio. They’ve got the blonde hair, purses, and even Tinkerbell, but it still needs a certain something to make it undeniably Paris. Like a stripping pole. Or detachable crabs. Or a giant sign around her neck that says “I’m a worthless human being.” Maybe a penis in the mouth? I’m just throwing out ideas here, folks.

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