Paris Hilton has been fired as the face of Club Paris (which was named after her) because she failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. Although instead of changing the name, the clubs will now represent the city instead of the person. Apparently trouble with Paris started two years ago when she arrived six hours late to the grand opening. The owner of the clubs says:
“She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?”
Well that’s what you get when you name a club after Paris Hilton. I mean whose idea was that? I’d make fun of them but they’re probably so stupid they’ve already killed themselves on accident. Club Paris? Really? Was Failureville already taken? Because, I mean, the concept seems about the same.
And because it amuses me, here’s a shot of Paris HIlton getting pelted in the face with an ice cube as she walked off stage after singing at Pure recently.
This from Haute Bitch:
“Club Paris in Orlando is the crappiest club – drinks are 4 for 1, and it has the tackiest pink ugly tiara shaped couches. I’m sure Paris was ashamed to have that shit named after her – she is kind of snobby. Everyone wore sneakers, do-rags and wife-beaters, very Fed-Ex style…”
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& this just in from thewaygrouchomarxmouth:
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER… NEVER MIND NAMES ITSELF AFTER ME.
But thanks for all the free publicity & money, honey. I mean, I show up 6 hours late for my first shift & I still keep getting paid for not showing up the next 2 years. Sucker.
Anyway anyhow anywhere anytime is mine. Club’s not happenin’ till I walk through… Everybody lookin’ & talkin’ about me. Jealousy is such an evil thing… You can now go back to being nobody & never being heard from again. I am Paris Hilton I can do whatever I want.
“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law… Love is the law, love under will.” I will love you whatever you do, come hell or ice water. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. Smile away! YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARIS.
You see now, this is why the Hilton in Paris changed it’s name. It’s because of jokes like “Who hasn’t been in Paris?” and well, “I’ll be inside the Paris Hilton when you arrive with your camera”
If her daddy didn’t have money, she’d be an ugly waitress at IHOP. Period. Questions?
Who’s a bigger whore in the world: Paris or Lindsay? This is the question.
I do not normally write on sites but this was the funniest thing I have ever read. That picture of Paris getting pelted really made my day. Whoever wrote this, you are the king. I am gonna put that picture on the walls of the staffroom for all to admire.
oh man…right click and save this picture! first flour now ice…next it will hopefully be a bomb or some sort of chemical that eats the flesh away….but then we would have her nasty body to look at…ive got ideas….
wow, talk about a bad business decision – basing a club on paris hilton?
yes, please sue her