Paris Hilton has been fired as the face of Club Paris (which was named after her) because she failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. Although instead of changing the name, the clubs will now represent the city instead of the person. Apparently trouble with Paris started two years ago when she arrived six hours late to the grand opening. The owner of the clubs says:
“She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?”
Well that’s what you get when you name a club after Paris Hilton. I mean whose idea was that? I’d make fun of them but they’re probably so stupid they’ve already killed themselves on accident. Club Paris? Really? Was Failureville already taken? Because, I mean, the concept seems about the same.
And because it amuses me, here’s a shot of Paris HIlton getting pelted in the face with an ice cube as she walked off stage after singing at Pure recently.
HollyJ | January 4, 2007 at 8:56 am
FIRST?! =0
bush twins | January 4, 2007 at 8:56 am
weird…it’s like the wonkeye just pulled the ice in…
HollyJ | January 4, 2007 at 8:57 am
I wonder if it reminded her of all the times she’s been pelted in the eyeball by semen.
HollyJ | January 4, 2007 at 8:58 am
BTW, is that Sting or Ricardo Montebon standing behind her?
Ellie | January 4, 2007 at 8:59 am
She sucks. It sucks. End of story.
HolisticWisdomcom | January 4, 2007 at 9:00 am
It is amazing to me that she can get fired, she does not even work! She shows up. If that is all you have to do, and you still get fired… wow!
cayana | January 4, 2007 at 9:05 am
#2 the weight of her own lameness has collapsed in on itself and she has become like a human black hole. *sucks ice cube and various nearby objects in*
RichPort | January 4, 2007 at 9:05 am
Ood. She had that same look when I was whacking off on her face. And I just happened to be jerking off when she stumbled into the bathroom stall at the bar… don’t judge me…
Dcrew220 | January 4, 2007 at 9:07 am
She doesn’t seem that shocked about getting stuff in the eye …
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DrunkBlogger | January 4, 2007 at 9:08 am
Haha, how dumb can you get. Now they’ll have to rename the Club, “Club.” Booooiinnnggg! Zing!
Nichelleph | January 4, 2007 at 9:08 am
Yeah the club sucks now anyways after the original owner died. The new manager is on a power trip so If Paris got fired no loss to her..
cayana | January 4, 2007 at 9:09 am
That is so weird how she’s smiling serenely as an ice cube hits her right in the face. It’s like she had a permanent smile surgically implanted on her face through the miracles of cosmetic surgery. I mean, do you ever see a pic of her without that inane smile? Sometimes her mouth relaxes a little, but she’s never frowning.
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 4, 2007 at 9:13 am
Entering into a business arrangement with Paris Hilton is a bad idea. Hmm. Who’d a thunk.
britney’s lonely for federline at crabbie’s
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | January 4, 2007 at 9:14 am
of course, there’s her publicist in the background ready to make a statement that paris loves ice and her fans graciously toss it to her for play. bullshit.
bush twins | January 4, 2007 at 9:15 am
she’s smiling because some random guy actually did skeet in her eye earlier (not mentioning any names, #8), and the ice is very soothing.
PapaHotNuts | January 4, 2007 at 9:16 am
That’s not an ice cube being thrown at her- that’s a wonk-eye tear falling. Wonk-eye tears fall in cube form because of the nature of the wonk-eye itself. It’s just God’s way of letting us know that some people are retarded. I’m no rocket surgeon, but I’m pretty sure I’m correct about this.
LL | January 4, 2007 at 9:17 am
A club would make a frick frackin’ fortune if it arranged to have Paris appear just so people could throw things at her. It wouldn’t even matter where it was. If it was in Tibet, people would sell all their worldly possessions to get the money to fly there and throw things at Paris. Hell, I’d do it. I’m happy right now thinking of all the things I could throw: an anvil, one of those big hammers like they throw in the Olympics, rocks, a pumpkin, other miscellaneous gourds, Kevin Federline, a vial of bird flu, an angry cat… good times.
BritishBitch | January 4, 2007 at 9:19 am
The next place i’d like to see her get fired from is a big cannon…followed closely by Lohan, Spears and Ritchie…
ToiletDuck | January 4, 2007 at 9:26 am
Why would anyone name a club after her?? You might as well name it Club Flatulence, or Club Adolf Hitler, or Club Foot, or something equally nauseating, plus you wouldn’t have to pay that slimy skank for the use of her name, which has sullied the name of the city in France for millenia to come…
Lowlands | January 4, 2007 at 9:39 am
Stars are blind..?
Giggles | January 4, 2007 at 9:44 am
**** Hey FISH ****
I think you mean “by accident” instead of “on accident.” Little booboo there, just like Paris’s nose.
NicotineEyePatch | January 4, 2007 at 9:45 am
#16, genius! So THAT’S why they want her at all the parties, so they can make her cry and keep the drinks nice and cold!
Now if she could learn to cut limes with her beak, she’d finally have a worthwhile job as bartender for the Bindlestiff Circus.
Lowlands | January 4, 2007 at 9:46 am
She must be quite shocked having something throwed to her face what’s not similar to bodytemperature but melting ice.
ToiletDuck | January 4, 2007 at 9:47 am
What a waste of a perfectly good ice cube…
ToiletDuck | January 4, 2007 at 9:50 am
I guess she is smiling because she thought someone was throwing sperm on her face…
NicotineEyePatch | January 4, 2007 at 9:50 am
#16, genius! So THAT’S why they want her at all the parties, so they can make her cry and keep the drinks nice and cold! If she could learn to cut limes with her beak, she’d finally have a worthwhile job as bartender for the Bindlestiff Circus.
#20… rofl!
NicotineEyePatch | January 4, 2007 at 9:51 am
ooops sorry, double post, thought the first one didn’t go through…
Peter Coffin | January 4, 2007 at 9:53 am
Next thing you know, she’ll be fired from the already-released DVD, “One Night In Paris.”
coma12 | January 4, 2007 at 9:55 am
What you are actually witnessing is one of the many super-tardial powers she has.
After years of being a cum-dumpster for every man, mammal and/or critter to come to close to herpial maw snatch, she now has the ability to shoot spooge at will from her eyes.
She uses this ability to blind and bind her adversaries to do her will. Which is mostly to give her drugs and pay her to doing stupid sh*t and living like a whore.
Another power she has is to hypnotize the media to think anyone gives a sh*t about her.
coma12 | January 4, 2007 at 9:58 am
#4 – no that’s the leader of the Illinois Nazi Party…and I hate Illinois Nazis.
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | January 4, 2007 at 10:11 am
now someone needs to clean the damn ice cube
Dean | January 4, 2007 at 10:15 am
Ice cube ftw!
Niecy | January 4, 2007 at 10:31 am
They picked the wrong person to name a club after. Is there a Club Hohan too?
lalalemon | January 4, 2007 at 10:38 am
#17 that would be great! I’d be happy to just throw a tomato at her. :-)
hamacus | January 4, 2007 at 10:48 am
I don’t know about you guys but I love a girl who takes it in the face with a smile. That’s hot!
BoognishRising | January 4, 2007 at 10:53 am
She’s so used to having her face drenched I’m surprised she even blinked.
FernLaplante | January 4, 2007 at 10:57 am
Two things:
1- Why would anyone name their club after Paris Hilton
2- Why self-respecting person would even go to a club named after Paris Hilton?
edb87 | January 4, 2007 at 11:42 am
#14 – I’m dying over here.
Seriously though, only Paris Hilton could get fired from something named after her. Now all we need is for her to get fired from those “Hilton” hotels no one has ever heard about.
wedgeone | January 4, 2007 at 11:52 am
Laughing hard at every post here – PH brings out the best of humor from the Fish school.
Now if only K-A-R-L would give credit where it’s due because I know for a fact that I gave him the link to this article before he posted it.
You are a bastard K-A-R-L. A stealin’, lyin’, cheatin’, no good bastard. That’s why your site dropped over the holiday weekend – all of the “slightly used parts” that you put into it.
anothershityear | January 4, 2007 at 11:53 am
she’s still smiling after being hit because the tip of her enormous shnoz is so far from the rest of her face it’ll take 15 minutes before she feels any pain from its nerve endings
Gaby | January 4, 2007 at 12:09 pm
haha, our city made news. so club paris is retarded anyways – it’s just pink, and has her lame pictures everywhere. they have little whores dressed like her through out the club. i guess now we’ll see the eiffel tower, hm.
Missallanpoe | January 4, 2007 at 12:52 pm
POW! Right in the kisser!
cole007 | January 4, 2007 at 1:49 pm
#42 – you rock.
dreamhypnotique | January 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Paris Hilton’s dubious celebrity won’t last much longer. Soon she’ll be just like a bad haircut in an old year book and people will be glad their interests changed.
Remember those L.A. Gear shoes with double-laces? Paris will be a lot like that. Except covered in cum.
jojo | January 4, 2007 at 5:19 pm
#4…LMAO!!!!
She looks like one of those dorks(ok, me) in school that got shit thrown at them or tripped constantly, yet they always kept that “Wow that was funny” smile on their face.
Mo | January 4, 2007 at 6:29 pm
She should just be glad it wasn’t made with holy water. She’d have a hole burned in her head.
wonderwoman | January 4, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Everyone in the Orlando area should now make this club THE place to go. If it was heaving with customers every night and had people queing round the block to get in, maybe all the companies who have made endorsement deals with her, would drop her, as they finally get the message – MORE PEOPLE HATE PARIS THAN LOVE HER. STOP SHOVING HER IN OUR FACES AND WE WILL REWARD YOU WITH OUR BUSINESS.
Denimpetal | January 5, 2007 at 12:12 am
LMFAO. How idiotic do you have to be to turn up 6 hours late to the grand opining and think that’s ok? How much more idiotic do you have to be to not have fired her the same day? The sad thing is, Paris is now probably shocked and saddened by this. She is smiling because she thinks she is showing photgraphic proof of what she has been thinking from birth. The world revolves around Paris. That black hole suggestion earlier doesn’t sound to incredulous either.
What the hell would we talk about if all the stupid bitches DID go away? We’d have to.. no, I’ve drawn a blank. This is what it must feel like to have her brain.
wedgeone | January 5, 2007 at 8:20 am
#46 – Nice crack! Funny shit ‘dere.
Nikky Raney | January 5, 2007 at 8:41 pm
that’s greaT!