Paris Hilton gets fired
Paris Hilton has been fired as the face of Club Paris (which was named after her) because she failed to attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando. Although instead of changing the name, the clubs will now represent the city instead of the person. Apparently trouble with Paris started two years ago when she arrived six hours late to the grand opening. The owner of the clubs says:
“She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?”
Well that’s what you get when you name a club after Paris Hilton. I mean whose idea was that? I’d make fun of them but they’re probably so stupid they’ve already killed themselves on accident. Club Paris? Really? Was Failureville already taken? Because, I mean, the concept seems about the same.
And because it amuses me, here’s a shot of Paris HIlton getting pelted in the face with an ice cube as she walked off stage after singing at Pure recently.