Remember when Paris Hilton forgot to pay her bill for a storage facility and all her stuff was sold to an unidentified buyer? Well the owner of all that wonderful crap launched ParisExposed.com yesterday which has a collection of photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations, and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, which were all left behind in the storage facility. The site charges a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to footage of her in a “sexy bubble bath” video, as well as various shots of her in “racy situations” and footage of her drinking and using illegal substances.
Who exactly would pay for this stuff? A quick Google search will get you three hundred shots of Paris Hilton’s vagina and a video of her having sex. And we’ve already seen her love letters, so the only interesting thing this site actually offers is her diary. And why would you pay $39.97 to read a book filled with “I like boys” written in crayon on every page?
I’d rather buy forty dollars’ worth of lottery tickets than spend it to see Paris in a bathtub.
I’d pay $39.97 for a video of her neck getting snapped
#46 damnYELL, you’re like Bruno Kiby’s character on “Good Morning, Vietnam”…in your heart, you know you’re funny.
It’s just a damn shame nobody else is along for the ride, huh?
so yeah, as much as everyone cant stand paris hilton, is something like this actually legal? it seems like an invasion of privacy, and defamation of character..
wait.. um. that happened a long time ago. yeah.
cant she sue or something?
I’m more looking for a video with the title “Look ma!No hands!
Is that Joe Francis in the picture with her? If so, she is probably unconscious and he proped her up and pulled down her bikini for his “Girls (I drugged and molested) Gone Wild” video.
53.
And in your heart, you know that you’re really “sexy”.
Too bad everyone who comes into contact with you thinks otherwise.
You should REALLY go see somebody about that facial herpes, dear.
Toodles.
#57, Ah, another deathless witticism, i.e. just returning the same post to me. Is that still your idea of originality, or are you sticking with your earlier gems: “Go fuck a tree,” and “Take that to the bank and shove it in a safe”.
Better my idea of sexy than your idea of humor, any day.
What “same” post? I’d rather return a foot in your ass.
You know NOTHING about “originality”. All you CAN do is follow people through threads like the homo, fugly ass bitch that you are, and hope to God that you get some kind of attention other than the attention you recieve at home from your father’s dick everyday.
That’s right sweetie: IDEA
R.I.P. to the doctor who laid eyes on your fugly ass when you were born, your poor mother and the hundreds of others you’ve killed with your “looks”.
I guess your daddy is the only one who has become immune to you because he still jerks off on your face every night before bedtime.
What a bond.
#59 dumbYELL, that’s the one thing everyone notices about you – you always return the same lob with the sender’s name or whatever substituted. You can’t bring it because you never had it in the first place.
“That’s right sweetie: IDEA” If you ever DO get one, let’s hope it doesn’t expire from loneliness. I’m not placing any bets, though.
And it’s “receive” – “i before e, except after c”, you ignorant dangling hemorrhoid. Too bad you were out gobbling streetcorner cock to support your daddy’s crack habit to ever get to school…but we have to wonder, why did you never stop after he OD’d?
Uh, yeah.
I would LOVE to carry on with this conversation but, seeing as though your IQ equals that of a brown paper bag…I’ll pass.
damnYELL, did you chew through your collar again?
Yah – damYELL would recognize someone with the IQ of a brown paper bag – considering that hers is the same. Birds fo a feather flock together. (not towards you, sb. Just towards damyell & the bpb.)
SB – that Bruno Kirby reference was EXCELLENT! LMAO. “This has not one goddam thing to do with whether you play polkas or DON’T play polkas!” >^D
#52 – A snuff flick, starring Paris Hilton getting donkey punched at the moment of truth & having her brain separate from her spinal column. Now THAT’S getting your $40 worth.
#63 Thanks, wedge. dumbYell’s pal Frenchy thanks you, too
I smell wet, dirty vagina. Something tells me manyell is lurking.
#65 – Biatcho, you can hear it’s knuckles scraping the pavement too?
I think it’s her mooseknuckle we hear scraping the pavement. that vagina bag hangs low.
Biatcho, that’s because her species just evolved to being bipedal.
#67 – LMFAO so hard that I almost kicked my PC over on accident. One of those laughs where the veins in your temples pop out, but you don’t make any sound.
Thx Biatcho! I’m paralyzed now laughing so hard, picturing her mooseknuckle dragging on the ground, leaving a slime trail behind her, pedestrians slipping & sliding all over the place. It’s mass HYSTERIA!!
This is so fake – totally orchestrated by Paris and her PR team. I bet she’s getting millions for this stunt. Ask yourself why a million dollar princess would leave something in a public storage garage when she has a million dollar mansion to strut around in. FAKE!
#27: already rotten buddy!
#33: hehehe, loves it.
and from #65 onward, I lost sphincter control
71. That happens to me all the time! I remember this one time, at band camp, …
#70. Yeah, I smell that too. Like Kirstie Alley gains and loses weight publicly, and it’s her job, being a stupid, spoiled, bratty, drunken, drug-addled, skinny, bored-looking, wonky-eyed, baby-talking whore and ocassionally ‘leaking’ a video of herself are the main elements of Paris’ job.
I tell ya I just love RichPort and biatcho. Fine holiday fun :-)
Paris hilton should be deported for actually being too stupid to be an American.-she is even dumber than Courtney Love
ha ha…well she deserves every humiliation that comes from it!