In her pursuit to land Mr. Right then gold dig his face off, Paris Hilton recently attempted to land Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel. Except things went south when he realized she’s a social pariah and tried to bring her to a Golden Globes after-party. Page Six reports:
Maisel was fawning all over Hilton at Golden Globes weekend parties, but backed off when he realized she was persona non grata in Hollywood society. Maisel brought Paris to the CAA party at the Sunset Tower. As Page Six reported, she was escorted out by security on the orders of CAA bigs who were furious she’d gotten in. After she left crying, spies saw Maisel “groveling and apologizing” to CAA head Kevin Huvane for bringing her.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say David Maisel couldn’t have committed more career suicide if he showed up with a bomb strapped to his chest then pissed on Leonard DiCaprio’s shoes. I’d make a movie with that guy. But showing up with Paris Hilton? Christ. Better start preparing myself for Captain America starring Spencer Pratt. In fact, I can practically smell that Oscar. Or Paris. It’s a toss-up.
Stalker | February 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I love these two, all you haters can say what you want but they are beautiful.
Fabulous | February 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Fabulous dress!
Pathetic Worm | February 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Someone get me those pictures of Paris crying… STAT!
sapphire eyes | February 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm
It serves Paris right that people who don’t live in “her” universe have finally woken up and tossed her out on her ugly anorexic, stupid ass.
Maybe those “Hollywood types” aren’t so stupid after all.
sapphire eyes | February 5, 2009 at 12:38 pm
It’s about time those that don’t live in the “Paris Universe” woke up and tossed her out on her ugly, anorexic ass. She’s such a fake that she can’t figure out where she ends and the plastic begins.
Schup35 | February 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm
EWWWW Gross I don’t like boobs!!!! I am home sick with the sniffles…… Video games make me feel better….
The Actually Guy | February 5, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Actually they were angry that she had used the bathroom. They had to send a team in wearing hazmat suits.
camilondriz | February 5, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Like girls with cute butt!!!
know what? hot girls I met on ++++ Agelessmate. c o m ++++ are the most beautiful thing in this world I ever seen.btw, it’s the place where hot cougars, sexy chicks, handsome young men meet and mingle, become friends and even more!! lol
jrz | February 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm
That’s probably as embarassing as tucking your pantyhose into the back of your skirt.
greeneyes | February 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I was the biggest Paris basher, but I actually feel sorry for her after this. Yah she may be shallow and retarded, but she didn’t deserve to be treated that way. I hope the guys that did that don’t expect to ever be allowed in a Hilton hotel again!
sam | February 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
What’s a social path?
El oh El | February 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
At least she wasn’t going after some old creepy lookin’ dude:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/06/18/business/18marvel-2-650.jpg
Ed | February 5, 2009 at 1:00 pm
“I hope the guys that did that don’t expect to ever be allowed in a Hilton”
Oh, I’d say the odds are really good that they do…
Shep | February 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
wow, a Paris Hilton post. Didn’t see that coming
Megan | February 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
F u c k this censorship bulls hit.
Da Man | February 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I love the pictures of her crying. Dumbass gold digging bitch.
Waaaah waahhhh what do you mean I don’t get to do whatever I want? I’m PARIS HILTON! aaaah waaaah.
I still say she looks like a giant coked out ant. It’s all about her face. If an ant could become a person, that’s the face it would have.
OMG! | February 5, 2009 at 1:27 pm
FINALLY the witch gets treated as she deserves! She is talent-less! Finally hollywood is awake & can see her for the unless bag of skin she is!
Remember Paris dear, treat others as you want to be treated!
Las Vegas | February 5, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ok, today it’s Paris Hilton first. Who’s going to be second and third, Britney and Lindsay or Lindsay or Britney? Place your bets.
havoc | February 5, 2009 at 1:35 pm
They need to be careful. Her aunt’s gonna go all Escape to Witch Mountain on their asses.
I’ve seen it. I have….
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Vince Lombardi | February 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Of course she’s a social pariah. No one in Hollywood wants someone on active parole in their parties. The cops can come swooping in at any moment and – damn! – there goes all the blow and sex with underaged boys.
Italiangirl | February 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm
“persona non grata” is italian !! COOL ;)
Andrea | February 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm
The most interesting part of this story is that when I was falling asleep reading it, a coworker with the hiccups let out one really loud hiccup followed by a fart. A moment of dead silence then peals of laughter everywhere. Anyway…what’s this story again?
Jupiter Girl | February 5, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I LOVE Nickys pants!! :)
RichPort's Ghost | February 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Paris Hilton’s feet help to support my theory that she is decendant from a race of web-footed humanoids that are both impervious to herpes and tact.
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 2:04 pm
@15 Megan – What? please tell me that you’re not crying “Censorship” about a coke-whore being 86′d from a party.
Cartman | February 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I want to see a picture of Paris crying after getting thrown out.
I don’t want to see any other pics of Paris even if she is flashing her herpe sored covered stinkhole. Especially don’t want to see that.
Ein | February 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Oh man, you must have no self-respect when you walk around with such garbage.
"...gold dig his face off" - - ?? | February 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
she doesn’t need to gold dig anyone’s face off, she’s a Hilton, remember??
Kelley | February 5, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Paris Hilton cries ? Wild … thousands of dollars spent on having your nose honed down to the size of a knife-blade and hooked like an eagle’s beak … fugly.
el ces | February 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm
So…what’s CAA’s beef with Paris?
Shaz | February 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
@21 “persona non grata” is actually Latin, you dumbass.
jp | February 5, 2009 at 4:40 pm
PRECIOSA
GUAPA
AMOR
CIELO
timmy the dying boy | February 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Chicken legs!!
PostmortemG | February 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm
“I love these two, all you haters can say what you want but they are beautiful.”
This rich-yet-worthless bitch doesn’t have anything i want, personally. Her pussy is oozing with STDs. Her breasts don’t look very fun to play with. And worst of all [ Considering I'm, above all else, a lover of the female posterior ], Paris Hilton has the ass of a malnourished boy. Everyone already knows how repulsive this whore’s ‘personality’ is, so nothing else needs to be typed about that. She has nothing going for her. As for Nicky? Eh… i don’t know. I suppose she’s marginally more attractive. Maybe I’d hook up with her just for the money.
All that aside, good show, Kevin Huvane. Good show! =D
testing | February 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm
that is hilarious!
not to be a Paris supportere but in her defense i will say two things
1) If he had an invite with a plus 1 he should be able to invite whomever he wants (unless she had previously been kicked outta a CAA party for something she did)
2) it is a pretty dress
Nicole | February 5, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Wow, I didn’t realize that real actors and agents loathed Paris as much as the general public. She tries to act and get parts in movies and tv. I guess they view her as another spencer pratt wannabe! geeklovematch.com
blugardenia | February 5, 2009 at 7:11 pm
that better be faux fur.
fugly | February 5, 2009 at 7:21 pm
If that face wont wreck a fraight train…I dont know what will..
ugh..she is ugly as shit!
Gag me with a spoon | February 5, 2009 at 8:23 pm
She’s discusting. I certainly wouldn’t want her scrawny body crawling all over me.
Animal Farm | February 5, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Her sister’s neck is soooooooooooooo long like a giraffe.
I like to watch it bubble at the bottom of the urinal. | February 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
#32
PUTA
PENDEJA
ESTUPIDA
CHIGA TU MADRE GUEY!
kate | February 5, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Do u know she tries to register on ***sugarmingle. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it’s hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.
gerard Vandenberg | February 5, 2009 at 10:10 pm
BOYCOTT THIS WEASEL, folks!!
Jas | February 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm
She’s sooooooooo nasty. She needs to go away forever. I hope that i’m not the only one who is sick of her. That dress is even nasty.
DON COLONIC | February 6, 2009 at 12:52 am
Fucking Big Bird.
http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/
dragon43078 | February 6, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Just how big of a diseased ridden whore must you be for comic book geeks to turn you away? These are the guys that taped Xena and beat off to it daily.
BLAH GIRLS | February 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
BURN! That’s what you get for trying to be serious, Paris.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded | February 7, 2009 at 12:26 am
She was crying?? HA HA HA HA HA!!!
authorego | February 7, 2009 at 9:40 am
Gone are the glory days of goats and midgets parading at her birthday party. Maybe it’s because she kept all the fake “guests” behind a velvet rope. Perhaps she should have left one or two corridors for a ‘social path’….(@11, thanks for the new word)
marie e. | February 7, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I feel as if she is getting uglier and uglier with age, but not in the conventional aging “old looking way,” more in a used up looking way maybe. I dunno, its hard to describe. I used to think she was pretty when she was 22 and 23. Its actually kind of sad that she was booted so blatantly, back in 2003-2005 she probably would have been welcomed with open arms.