A super duper drunk Paris Hilton and a super duper drunk Stavros Niarchos were seen stumbling into Paris Hilton’s home together last night. And it just wouldn’t be Paris Hilton without her drunkenly exposing her nipple. Which has become so common it’s not even worth mentioning anymore. It’d be like pointing out everytime Michael Jackson does something weird or Gary Coleman has to beg for rent money. Or everytime I nail a supermodel. Just assume it’s happening three times a night and move on.
You can click the above shot for the NSFW version, but it’s nothing you haven’t already seen.
I too was pondering the point about her year off sex. Then I remembered just how short a dog year is.
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#51…that was beautiful. I’m sure she believes she can last a year without sex due to the number of tyms she’s bin shagged and doesn’t remember. So, technically…she’s still on track. Fuck, I could be virginal too. Thank the skies for drunken sex!
Even with my enormous johnson, fucking Paris would be akin to stirring a Venti Macchiato with a fucking human hair.
My God, she is lovely.
That’s one ugly nipple!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not surprised for being from one ugly whore.
Why is it that everytime we see her “leaving” with a guy, he’s falling over drunk? Is beer goggles the only way she can get someone into bed?
the second “fucking” was misplaced in that joke
Well nothing we have not seen a million times before…. My only question
WHO THE FUCK DROVE HOME !!! IF they were both smashed !!! I drive the streets of LA. I would prefer not to be run over by Paris and Blo-han on a friday night.
why havent these two being kid napped and held for ransome yet????????
“BEER! HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1862!”
okay! that is SO TRUE!
paris is a novelty backpack.
is that even news – that’s like saying jenna jennison slipped a nipple…