A super duper drunk Paris Hilton and a super duper drunk Stavros Niarchos were seen stumbling into Paris Hilton’s home together last night. And it just wouldn’t be Paris Hilton without her drunkenly exposing her nipple. Which has become so common it’s not even worth mentioning anymore. It’d be like pointing out everytime Michael Jackson does something weird or Gary Coleman has to beg for rent money. Or everytime I nail a supermodel. Just assume it’s happening three times a night and move on.
You can click the above shot for the NSFW version, but it’s nothing you haven’t already seen.
veggi | November 17, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Tina Fey called her a transvestite!
veggi | November 17, 2006 at 12:31 pm
and ewww. she got surgery to have those things go under her armpit to keep them warm. why did I look at the picture? Why?
Ruby | November 17, 2006 at 12:32 pm
GRRRoss me right the hell out!
joe | November 17, 2006 at 12:34 pm
thanks paris for the mind numbing nipple action!
mikeski | November 17, 2006 at 12:35 pm
In the second shot she’s holding onto Stavros while he pukes, is that it?
Plus, pull up your pants, jagoff.
Bioplant | November 17, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Tina Fey is a yellow-toothed, asymmetric, jigsaw face.
Paris Hilton on the other hand is a classy, radiant beauty that is the epitome of stunning. Plus she fucks like a truckstop whore!
Gawain | November 17, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Jesus Christ, hasn’t this bitch died from gonnasyphaherpaids yet?
DrunkBlogger | November 17, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Awesome!!! Another nipple slip! I got a boner over this…in 1989.
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 12:52 pm
If anybody says he had to jerk of to this picture, after having the same reaction to the Blohan pictures, well, you’re no longer my friend. Not mentioning any names, just sayin.
Alex | November 17, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Who is Stavros Nachos?
RichPort | November 17, 2006 at 12:58 pm
marshmallow-dream is wacking off to Paris’ nipple as we speak… of course to him it’s like rolling boogers.
enfilade | November 17, 2006 at 12:58 pm
She just doesn’t get tired of making a fool of herself.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Ed Bambrick | November 17, 2006 at 1:03 pm
(grumble) …never a suicide bomber around when you need one…
edb87 | November 17, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I’t hit it…with a shopvac and a hook before she was born. Instant abortion!
http://edquarters.blogspot.com
SecretBIK | November 17, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Again, I’m going to strike with a DAMN she’d catch it from me. And the nip looks delicious, I would knock that ass into next week, sadly I bet she was too wasted to be a good lay that night for Stavros, didnt Nick Carter say she was a dead lay anyways?
SecretBIK strikes again!
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 1:12 pm
wheeeee i’ve been trolled! I’m so tickled i forgot what i was going to say.
shankyouverymuch | November 17, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Yes she has a LONG ugly nose, and LONG crooked ugly feet, and a face that ain’t much to look at, and she probably has multiple STD’s that just won’t quit, her value system and her brain are both completely to lunch
NipsyHustle | November 17, 2006 at 1:17 pm
stavros nachos just can’t get enough for that infested poon.
does her poon have some sort of gravitational pull? why do guys insist on fucking this raggedy whore? is there a man left she hasn’t engulfed in her gash? she’s a giant praying mantis with size 11 feet, no ass and a gimp eye. homeless junkies on COPS have better weaves than hers.
Starfruit Gossip | November 17, 2006 at 1:17 pm
nipple is the new black
http://www.starfruitgossip.com
? | November 17, 2006 at 1:20 pm
see, you’re witty enough. in fact, you’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 1:20 pm
given that we see her in various stages of undress more often than we see her clothed, can it really be called a ‘slip’ anymore?
JoannieBalonie | November 17, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Funny how no matter how drunk I get my nip never slips……..But then again if it did there would be no paparazzi around to snap pics of it….Sad story of my life.
JungleRed | November 17, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Where’s his head? Or has she already devoured it after sex like the preying mantis that she is? They’re disgusting.
mrs.t | November 17, 2006 at 1:44 pm
He’ll still get a good rogering outta her. That’s why god invented cocaine-so that useless, ugly trustifarians could rouse their wasted ex-girlfirends enough to fuck them.
mrs.t | November 17, 2006 at 1:46 pm
And I’m sitting here with a full-on nip slip. Not a goddamn paparazzi in sight.
But the yard guys look slightly amused.
Shaun | November 17, 2006 at 1:58 pm
What a mut.
http://www.digital-six.net
PrettyBaby | November 17, 2006 at 2:06 pm
#24 Nice mrs.t, I love a lady who does their best for the neighborhood help. They have soooo little joy. Now, you should make a porn, “Hi Boys! OOOOOoh, did you see my itty bitty pink nipple? oops Sorry! Come over here, you look so hot and sweaty. I have something delicious and tasty just for you boys. Oh, Manuel and Jose why are you unzipping your flies? Oh, how nice, how thick- Oh, yes, ooooh Yeahhh”
I really could go on and on!
Valerie | November 17, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Seeing Paris pull a nip-slip is like watching a dog take a shit. You’ve seen it hundreds of times before, but you can’t look away….because even though it grosses you out it *is* slightly amusing.
mrs.t | November 17, 2006 at 2:40 pm
PrettyBaby-can you send your yard guys over? I obviously need to upgrade. Mine are a superbreed of hillbilly. One is ‘Mike” and the other one we just call “Dude”, because everyone in my family is afraid to ask his name. One day last summer, Dude was out front screaming and banging his head against a tree, I asked Mike WTF, and he said “Heh heh, he’s real messed up.”
My kids play indoors when Dude is here.
mrs.t | November 17, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Oh-we’re afraid to fire them. They’ve been with us for years and, um, they know where we live.
ponk | November 17, 2006 at 2:55 pm
lol @ mrs.t that’s gold.
mrs.t | November 17, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Yes, ponk, the plain truth is often funnier than fiction (or ‘fish posts). You should see my brother-in-law’s car and matching black satin jacket. He drives a fucking Grand National, AND he had the balls to register it as a “Historic Vehicle”.
Wish I was kidding.
tsarinaamanda | November 17, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Jesus Christ, that fucking nipple is HUGE for a bitch with no tits. That’s so NOT hot. And i am confused as to why this type of thing keeps happening to her! I have been drunk countless times, and I have always managed to keep all my parts properly covered….how does she do it? It’s like she’s saying…”LOOK AT ME, I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!1!1one!” Yes, Paris, we ALL SEE YOU, and quite frankly, we’re sick of it. Now go the FUCK away all-damn-ready. PLEASE.
eatyourfeedback | November 17, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Sweet God, this bitch is ugly.
Kait | November 17, 2006 at 4:10 pm
It’ll be hilarious when she goes for a Double-D boob job and her praying mantis back snaps from all the weight.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 17, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Yes, we have all seen it before. Her sex tape and her constant parading around in practically nothing leaves nothing to the imagination.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
Ambassador of Sexy | November 17, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Oh.
I… I am… shocked? She’s a useless, stupid, trashy piece of shit. And her conspicuous and retarded behavior should neither be shocking or important.
I couldn’t be compelled to care about her even when she appears in the obituaries, after she dies of some ‘Super STD.’
rip btch
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
Tits_McGhee | November 17, 2006 at 5:37 pm
I hope Paris Hilton gets side swiped by a mack truck. Twice.
BoognishRising | November 17, 2006 at 7:57 pm
I thought she wasn’t having sex for a year.
mikewall | November 17, 2006 at 10:23 pm
I think she just flashed again, looks like we are the suckers…
http://www.topsexywomen.com/paris-hilton-video.html
BlacKScar | November 18, 2006 at 12:47 am
Mmmmm Yumm!!!
Too bad its a a small tit :\
killeristic | November 18, 2006 at 2:20 am
why is her nipple so to the left?
fearsarewishes | November 18, 2006 at 4:31 am
Jesus.
That pic has some super resolution. A guy can easily see the valve part on the nipple. I suppose that “nipple” and “valve” are redundant, but Jesus, you can see the hole.
That’s hot!
ChannelFlix.com | November 18, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Paris wouldn’t care if she’s naked in the public
Nikky Raney | November 18, 2006 at 6:33 pm
what happened to a year without sex? doesn’t that include keeping your clothes on
PaisleyMoon | November 18, 2006 at 6:55 pm
#28, yep..and soon we’ll all have to carry a plastic bag. But, that’s see through, so we’ll still be vomiting.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/
stevob2006 | November 19, 2006 at 5:04 am
Oh, and she had my up most respect.
This is the girl who you can watch being fucked, the girl who you can watch inspecting her boobs, this is the girl who you can watch sucking off Ray Salamander (or whatever), and somehow seeing her nipple is newsworthy.
MizScarlett | November 19, 2006 at 5:40 am
I see now why Stavros keeps coming back. Her breast looks like a goat’s teat. Stavros is Greek and so naturally enjoys a nice goat teat now and then. BAAA-AAA-AAAAAA…
happy_bunny | November 19, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Superfisher: “it’s not even worth mentioning anymore.”
Exactomundo!
eXtasyStef | November 19, 2006 at 6:02 pm
It’d probably be more shocking if she managed to keep all her bits covered.