Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she’s in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF. She also made probably the most sensual face I’ve seen in my life. I’m actually contemplating a lifetime of itchiness over here.
In the meantime, I may have added some captions to a couple of these photos just like I’ve been secretly doing to previous posts, but who’s to say? Hint hint nudge nudge.
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
I hate the bitch, but her hair looks fabulous.
What a skank…She needs to fucking eat something besides cocks.
Ignore her and she’ll go away.
She really should take better care of those knees; they’re all she’s got going for her.
The HEAD is freakin’ HUGE! I was gonan make a Booblehead Joke but somebody beat me to it.
She should never wear yellow. As it is she always looks like Tweety Bird to me…and wearing yellow just makes that come shining through.
And before you go saying “Awww…Tweety is cute, lets REALLLLLY look at tweety bird, right? HUGE HEAD, beak like nose, widdle body, HUGE feet.
her head looks HUGE!
Lol Im still rolling with laughter on the “Paris Hilton got plastered last night in LondonShe also made probably the most sensual face I’ve seen in my life.”
hahahaah….that expression on her face is Priceless.!
I really like the dress, she looks pretty aside from the knees
The sensual face is still on. She was on daytime tv here in Blighty today. I only caught a fraction, but she was pouting into the camera like it was a mirror – I felt I’d interrupted a very private moment of self-love.
But I expect she pecks real mirrors and twitters into them.
she’s hot and skanky at the same time. how is that?
Almost 30 and out promoting a show that only teens watch. How old will paris be when she grows up? Funny how she doesn’t seem to have any friends. To bad money can’t buy brain-dead any brains or talent.
another blonde in an unfortunate wardrobe choice !! But I think I would rather look at Jessicas linebacker shoulders then Paris’ knobby knees
Well, let her be how she is. stop caring and then she might disappear
Looks more like she’s on ketamine than drunk… She’s holding on for dear life to anything she can
Look at them creeps around her!
One Word: FUGLY!!
She looks like a doll when she is drunk. She is really a good person but every time by doing worthless stuffs she is always in news . Please don’t spoil your image Paris.