What a tough life.
That’s an effect of the herpes.
What a wonderful world. Wouldn’t it be great if all of the conceded, arrogant and superficial people were told to go get a heart and conscience and come back when they did? Although, we would have less buffoons to be entertained by… but I can live with that. This just made my day.
as it turns out, hollywood is highschool.
Can you imagine having a conversation with these dipshitz. They never progressed past the age of 13. Clear case of arrested development.
Do we know the fate of Bloated Brandon that night?
Based upon what I’ve seen of where Parisite and Tara Reid hang out..with all the bad music and the stupidity….I’d rather be in a dive bar in Alaska in the middle of winter looking for quarters at the bottom of my purse so I could play “C’mon Feel the Noise” in the jukebox. And then go Clubbing.
Paris is a sad panda.
Designer Dress: $3000.00
Designer Shoes: $650.00
Bag of Peruvian Nose Candy: $50.00
Paris Hilton being denied at Bungalow 8: FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris, Paris, Paris. How many times do we have to go over this? You are a skanky rich girl who sleeps with skanky rich boys, and periodically video tapes her sleepovers for my amusement. You drive / wreck expensive cars. You embarrass your family on a daily basis. You have a penchant for tiny animals. You are nothing more than that. You can’t sing. You don’t belong anywere near the MTV Awards, or at any of the after parties. Useless skank.
If this doesn’t prove that God exists, I don’t know how else to tell you. Awesome.
Aside from the fact that…. SHE’S PARIS HILTON… anyone who wears their hair like that deserves to be shunned by society.
this post caused me to fall to my knees and weep with wild abandon.. the splotchy makeup, the red eye (the wonkier one just a shade more red), the buckled ankle and defeated bootie, the tiny and fragile ego broken like so many shards of glass from that bottle of two buck chuck she’d just consumed..
what tragedy.. what unnerving gall of those who would not allow the princess enter.. what horrific means used to cause this poor dear such great misery..
oh mister superficial man, you really do rock..
Karma finally caught up with that walking case of herpes. Amen.
Her tears fuel my inner joy… Oh, how I wish I could taste them….
Did princess get denied entry?? It’s almost as bad as the one and only time daddy said “No you cannot get another pony for your 10th Birthday Paris” isn’t it?
Maybe someone at the MTV cries everytime they hear your album too, but for the complete opposite reason you do.
And Paris honey, remember “That Look” you gave ex besty Tara Reid when she got denied entry yet didn’t cry… just think how she’s rolling around at home laughing her arse off. Karma is terrible isn’t it.
That girl looks like OJ Simpson’s daughter… Talk about priceless! Imagine if it was her!
who the hell is that girl she’s with and why is she behaving like her lover?
#14 – Don’t taste that. You might catch something.
i swear if i was as rich as she is my tear ducts wouldnt even work anymore.my hot asian slut/assistant would literally have to put visine in my eyes at funerals.i’d be smiling so damn hard all the time people would mistake me for the joker.especially after i squirt acid in their face and laughing maniacally at their pain.
I think I just spontaneously orgasmed.
Has anyone else noticed the hideous amount of eye make-up she’s wearing? Is she a Japanese Geisha all of a sudden?
Don’t get me started on the boots.
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