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enfilade | September 5, 2006 at 11:17 am
What a tough life.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
CelebSlam.com | September 5, 2006 at 11:29 am
That’s an effect of the herpes.
http://www.celebslam.com
HolisticWisdomcom | September 5, 2006 at 11:45 am
What a wonderful world. Wouldn’t it be great if all of the conceded, arrogant and superficial people were told to go get a heart and conscience and come back when they did? Although, we would have less buffoons to be entertained by… but I can live with that. This just made my day.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
doihaveabooger | September 5, 2006 at 12:04 pm
as it turns out, hollywood is highschool.
Can you imagine having a conversation with these dipshitz. They never progressed past the age of 13. Clear case of arrested development.
Chodite | September 5, 2006 at 12:24 pm
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F*cking CLASSIC!
Do we know the fate of Bloated Brandon that night?
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
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Zanna | September 5, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Based upon what I’ve seen of where Parisite and Tara Reid hang out..with all the bad music and the stupidity….I’d rather be in a dive bar in Alaska in the middle of winter looking for quarters at the bottom of my purse so I could play “C’mon Feel the Noise” in the jukebox. And then go Clubbing.
For seals.
Praz | September 5, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Paris is a sad panda.
wendy718 | September 5, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Designer Dress: $3000.00
Designer Shoes: $650.00
Bag of Peruvian Nose Candy: $50.00
Paris Hilton being denied at Bungalow 8: FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angry Ferret Jones | September 5, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Paris, Paris, Paris. How many times do we have to go over this? You are a skanky rich girl who sleeps with skanky rich boys, and periodically video tapes her sleepovers for my amusement. You drive / wreck expensive cars. You embarrass your family on a daily basis. You have a penchant for tiny animals. You are nothing more than that. You can’t sing. You don’t belong anywere near the MTV Awards, or at any of the after parties. Useless skank.
edb87 | September 5, 2006 at 3:35 pm
If this doesn’t prove that God exists, I don’t know how else to tell you. Awesome.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Nik | September 5, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Aside from the fact that…. SHE’S PARIS HILTON… anyone who wears their hair like that deserves to be shunned by society.
dupababy | September 5, 2006 at 5:43 pm
this post caused me to fall to my knees and weep with wild abandon.. the splotchy makeup, the red eye (the wonkier one just a shade more red), the buckled ankle and defeated bootie, the tiny and fragile ego broken like so many shards of glass from that bottle of two buck chuck she’d just consumed..
what tragedy.. what unnerving gall of those who would not allow the princess enter.. what horrific means used to cause this poor dear such great misery..
oh mister superficial man, you really do rock..
cerisier | September 5, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Karma finally caught up with that walking case of herpes. Amen.
PunjabPete | September 5, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Her tears fuel my inner joy… Oh, how I wish I could taste them….
Dory | September 5, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Awww baby.
Did princess get denied entry?? It’s almost as bad as the one and only time daddy said “No you cannot get another pony for your 10th Birthday Paris” isn’t it?
Maybe someone at the MTV cries everytime they hear your album too, but for the complete opposite reason you do.
And Paris honey, remember “That Look” you gave ex besty Tara Reid when she got denied entry yet didn’t cry… just think how she’s rolling around at home laughing her arse off. Karma is terrible isn’t it.
skeptical | September 5, 2006 at 7:51 pm
That girl looks like OJ Simpson’s daughter… Talk about priceless! Imagine if it was her!
outoftown | September 5, 2006 at 7:58 pm
who the hell is that girl she’s with and why is she behaving like her lover?
cayana | September 5, 2006 at 7:59 pm
#14 – Don’t taste that. You might catch something.
Mojo | September 5, 2006 at 8:28 pm
i swear if i was as rich as she is my tear ducts wouldnt even work anymore.my hot asian slut/assistant would literally have to put visine in my eyes at funerals.i’d be smiling so damn hard all the time people would mistake me for the joker.especially after i squirt acid in their face and laughing maniacally at their pain.
http://infoturd.blogspot.com/
KatieA978 | September 5, 2006 at 9:07 pm
I think I just spontaneously orgasmed.
Has anyone else noticed the hideous amount of eye make-up she’s wearing? Is she a Japanese Geisha all of a sudden?
Don’t get me started on the boots.
amaritimer | September 5, 2006 at 9:39 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *beathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
amaritimer | September 5, 2006 at 9:41 pm
stupid cunt hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
amaritimer | September 5, 2006 at 9:43 pm
I was meaning to say: Breathe… not beathe. She is still a stupid cunt.
Prinky | September 5, 2006 at 10:01 pm
I think she cried the fake orange tan right off her fugly face.
Dory | September 5, 2006 at 10:12 pm
You know… despite me bagging her out earlier she really looks quite sad and pathetic there. I mean who crys over not being let into a club, even if you were totally embarrassed when the bouncers laughed at you after you declared… “But I’ve GOT to be on the MTV Music awards list, I’m a musician, an artist” So am I Boo Hoo Hilton- learn to play an instrument them you might get some respect.
Cole Sprouse | September 5, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Wuhoo! There is nothing funnier than this..LOL! Pity her though..Don’t cry girl…
http://www.zac-efron-fansite.info/
DoctorX | September 5, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Somewhere, up in heaven, god has fallen off his sofa laughing histerically with tears of joy streaming down his cheeks…
Reid | September 5, 2006 at 11:11 pm
I don’t understand. She rich, and famous, and shallow, and she has an awful album full of bad dance music out. Why wouldn’t she get into an MTV party? She’s the role model.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
hesboolala | September 5, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Wait- number 8, a bag of peruvians finest is 50 bucks where you live?
Is that as in 50 USD?
call me, no really…..call me…….
saltpeanuts | September 5, 2006 at 11:36 pm
I don’t know why, but banging Paris in the ass (with a condom, of course) with her crying hysterically about her pathetic life is highly erotic to me.
diddleysquat | September 5, 2006 at 11:45 pm
I almost feel bad for her. “Pity” I think is the word. That kind of thing is all she is about. She’ll just have to settle for being ridiculously wealthy, the spoiled brat.
AmberDextrose | September 6, 2006 at 12:34 am
Yippedy doo-dah! Loving that white makeup with red eyes/nose look: she looks like a ferret.
See here for more Paris shots (minus makeup but apparently spayed and vaccinated).
How beautiful also to see fat boy Brandon being shuftied along by some dude in uniform. Bet he hasn’t been touched by a poor person since he last visited a nail bar.
hendero | September 6, 2006 at 12:38 am
when did Paris and Michelle Rodriguez start dating?
marie-jo | September 6, 2006 at 12:51 am
#29 & # 8.. That’s about the same over here lol (Belgium)
This really is priceless, she could always drown her sorrow in the Hyde afterwards and dance the night away on classics like “Footloose”
marie-jo | September 6, 2006 at 12:52 am
Ow and Ace Ventura wants his hair back
booya | September 6, 2006 at 1:17 am
Man she looks like Ace Ventura gave her some serious smackdown.
susiederkins | September 6, 2006 at 2:31 am
ace ventura! THAT’s what that hair reminded me of, thanks.
am i a complete loser for finding this the most entertaining thing i’ve read in weeks? or ever?
doihaveabooger | September 6, 2006 at 3:36 am
is it me or is this bimbo self-destructing faster than we thought?
this will all end very badly for these idiots.
guymorgan | September 6, 2006 at 3:47 am
Guys, look at the first picture in large. What’s wrong with her right leg?
RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 4:35 am
At least Tara Reid didn’t cry. And what’s that dude from House doing there?
RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 4:39 am
I just realized she even tried walking in with her requisite negro, Puffy. He apparently went in with out her. I thought he told you that he don’t stop! She looks like she just got ass reamed by Ron Jeremy.
jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 5:03 am
Is Paris Hilton touring a village in Kenya? Who are all of those black folks following her and since when does she hang out with black people????
Is that Brandon Davis about to get beaten by one of NYC’s finest?? That would be beautiful.
marie-jo | September 6, 2006 at 5:07 am
# 39 that leg is as wonky as her eye!
I guess that happens when you try to come in, looking like a talentless big bon bon.
Even more: actually she reminds me of Ace especially when he was wearing that tutu in the retarded home.
http://privat.swol.de/OliverLang/slamace_.jpg
Robin | September 6, 2006 at 5:17 am
and this little piggy went “waaaah waaaah waaaaah” all the way home…….
Robin | September 6, 2006 at 5:19 am
#37–Ed Grimly came to mind when I saw the pic–Ace Ventura is a good one too!!!
LOLOLOL!!!
biatcho | September 6, 2006 at 5:44 am
Wow… i remember me & my friends looking just like this (except for the herpes)during the world trade center attacks a few blocks away from us… but surely this is much more upsetting & harder to get over I am sure.
Miss Muffin | September 6, 2006 at 5:52 am
Ha ha, look at that pathetic bitches mug. Maybe if the Hilton Bimbos didn’t call everyone fat and exclude them all the time, there wouldn’t be 46 comment’s about how she deserves it. Her album blows.
That’s the face of someone who’s slept around A LOT, haggered. She got more respect when she did nothing at all.
wedgeone | September 6, 2006 at 5:58 am
Why is this thread not ragging harder about Paris being a total lezbo here? She’s hugging up and holding hands with some nasty looking crack-whore & we’re not dogging her about infecting both sides with some unknown VD now?
C’mon people, I know that we’re all enjoying the fact that justice was served & that she showed her true shallow self, but the crack-fest has GOT to step it up a notch.
Let’s talk about how these two nasty bitches spent the entire time after getting rejected licking the open sores that surround their nasty vaginas while the rest of the entourage whacked each other off!!
Sassy | September 6, 2006 at 6:17 am
Can she not afford decent shoes? Why else is she wearing skanky ankle boot stilettos from 2001?
And is that P Diddy walking beside her? I’m willing to bet he got in just fine.
Rossarooni | September 6, 2006 at 6:17 am
Which is more absurdly juvenile and retarded: Paris crying over a denied entry or me loving watching Paris cry over a denied entry?