Paris Hilton gets cuffed

By: Superficial / September 7, 2006

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TMZ has the first shots of Paris Hilton being dragged off in handcuffs moments after being busted for her DUI.

Even after Paris’ hands were locked firmly behind her back, one of the arresting officers continued to keep her arm in a tight grasp. The handcuffs were apparently removed moments later, as the heiress was loaded into an awaiting LAPD squad car.

This is too much even for me. I didn’t make any comments on the original DUI story because I didn’t want to get too excited and give myself a stroke. But Paris Hilton being dragged away in handcuffs by a swarm of police officers? Is it possible to die from being too turned on, because this erection is getting out of control.