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TMZ has the first shots of Paris Hilton being dragged off in handcuffs moments after being busted for her DUI.
Even after Paris’ hands were locked firmly behind her back, one of the arresting officers continued to keep her arm in a tight grasp. The handcuffs were apparently removed moments later, as the heiress was loaded into an awaiting LAPD squad car.
This is too much even for me. I didn’t make any comments on the original DUI story because I didn’t want to get too excited and give myself a stroke. But Paris Hilton being dragged away in handcuffs by a swarm of police officers? Is it possible to die from being too turned on, because this erection is getting out of control.
MamaK | September 7, 2006 at 10:22 am
never bee first!!!!!!!
MamaK | September 7, 2006 at 10:23 am
I mean been, I have never been the first poster! WOOT!
Rimmer | September 7, 2006 at 10:24 am
It took four men to nail that cunt?
Tracie | September 7, 2006 at 10:25 am
Seeing the outfit on Paris, it’s very obvious that the officers are actually the Fashion Police. Good for them!
HolisticWisdomcom | September 7, 2006 at 10:29 am
Four police officers to take her in shows that while they are arresting someone who deserves it, they are still like many people under the celebrity trance.
Seems like lately Paris is getting some karmic payback. Restores one’s faith in life doesn’t it?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
roflynsolo | September 7, 2006 at 10:30 am
I feel special I’ve never been handcuffed, course I live in a town of 9,000 withabout 9 cops total. This is just more publicity for this “Why Is She Famous” person.
combustion8 | September 7, 2006 at 10:31 am
I came a little to these pics.
RichPort | September 7, 2006 at 10:31 am
#3 – Usually “It took four men to nail that cunt” is followed with a “…” or a “!”, but never a “?” when refering to Poruous.
tits_on_snack | September 7, 2006 at 10:32 am
I hope the next time I’m arrested it’s in an ugly-ass eighties looking outfit.
Oh wait I forgot, the eighties are back. For some ungodly reason.
Devil Is Chrome | September 7, 2006 at 10:36 am
I am fairly certain that she has been in this position before – only in a bedroom.
jrzmommy | September 7, 2006 at 10:37 am
Bad Ho
Bad Ho
Whatchya gonna do?
Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?
LoneWolf | September 7, 2006 at 10:37 am
Evidently the police heard her CD.
dupababy | September 7, 2006 at 10:39 am
i can’t even get into the story line for being distracted by that 1978 outfit she’s wearing.. red shoes and red belt? who told her in advance she’d be getting busted like a hooker down on la cienega? she’s my scumbelievable lady..
http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
courtkneeyo | September 7, 2006 at 10:40 am
paris is so awesome!
ImaCracka | September 7, 2006 at 10:41 am
Wow Ive never been 15th before.
jrzmommy | September 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
shh shh….I think I can hear Shannen Doherty laughing hysterically all the way here in Jersey!!
ImaCracka | September 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
Imiganine for just one moment… Just how proud her folks must be…. Blowing some dude on video, acting like a retard on national TV and now a DUI.
reflight | September 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
At least the second in line for the obligatory LAPD celebrity blow job had the brains to put keep his helmet and boots on.
He might just survive to see his second round of antibiotics.
LoneWolf | September 7, 2006 at 10:43 am
In related news, when she was taken to the station she said “Fucking aliens… The aliens are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Then she asked one of the deputies, “Are you an alien?”
Then she said, “What do you think you’re looking at, Sugar Dick?”
badkarma6 | September 7, 2006 at 10:45 am
Sweet Heavenly Jesus, it’s like my birthday, Christmas, and the 4th of July all rolled into one!!! In fact September 7, might need to become a new world holiday. Paris Hilton was arrested this morning by Hollywood police for DUI. She blew a .08 BAC, the legal limit in California. Paris was pulled over by police after they observed her driving erratically, a field sobriety test was administered and the officers determined that she was indeed intoxicated. Paris’s booking
photo is not being released and she was only detained for 90 minutes when the police’s standard operating procedure for DUI arrests is a 3 hour detention minimum. When the Hollywood police department’s spokeswhore was asked why Paris received different treatment, she responded, “we’re a bunch of starstruck pussies.”
Although not technically retarded, Paris’s spokeswhore, Elliot Mintz came up with the following bullshit excuse:
“She didn’t appear in the least bit to be intoxicated
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah | September 7, 2006 at 10:47 am
It has always been horrifying to me that Paris Hilton has a license at all.
jjk | September 7, 2006 at 10:54 am
just one margarita would not cause someone her weight to blow .08 – not even on an empty stomach. someone is lying.
Kitty | September 7, 2006 at 10:54 am
Is that a boat hoist in the background of the first picture?
FashMags | September 7, 2006 at 10:56 am
She’s not drunk – she’s just wearing painfully awful denim that is too long, therefore constricting her ability to drive (like someone who’s not drunk). Duh!
sometimesboy | September 7, 2006 at 10:59 am
hey, mister superficial guy….you wanna know how to stop that ‘out of control’ erection…scroll down to the pics of nichole richie in the next story…guaranteed to make an ‘innie’ out of an ‘outie’ in 5 seconds flat…everytime.
hmm…the last time paris blew a .08, brandon davis had his pants down to his ankles…see, his penis is gherkin..
SpecialAgentWind | September 7, 2006 at 10:59 am
From the big ass shot – for a moment I thought it was her sister Nicki
Videomaster | September 7, 2006 at 11:13 am
OK, I know now. There IS a God. I believe.
RichPort | September 7, 2006 at 11:13 am
Why is one of those cops wearing a helmet? I think he must have misunderstood when someone told him to wear protection against herpes…
PunjabPete | September 7, 2006 at 11:13 am
So if you are famous you don’t need cuffs? Nice. Never seen them uncuff average joe before… Asshole cops.
ValeWolf | September 7, 2006 at 11:20 am
#17 – her parents don’t love her enough (or at all) to care. That has been very clear to me over these years laughing at Paris.
First crying, now arrested. I can’t wait to see what’s next. She’ll probably be grabbing Linsday’s ass on some beach.
Daily Starlet | September 7, 2006 at 11:23 am
She looks like an old hag from the 80s. Not that she was ever that hot, but what’s with the pants?
CelebSlam.com | September 7, 2006 at 11:23 am
This shit seriously made my day
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | September 7, 2006 at 11:26 am
28—HAHAHA
Come on now, she wasn’t drunk, she had inhaled her the fumes from her boyfriend for too long and it got her a little woozy.
RTH | September 7, 2006 at 11:30 am
I’ve gotta say… that sure is satisfying to see…
sillyrabbit | September 7, 2006 at 11:36 am
she blew how many?
sirap | September 7, 2006 at 11:42 am
I have done the math over and over and I am not sure how 1 drink gets you a .08
http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm
That must have been one big ass drink.
shell | September 7, 2006 at 11:44 am
You mean she wasn’t arrested for impersonating a celebrity?
BigJim | September 7, 2006 at 11:45 am
I’d like to see her get handcuffed and then thrown into a pool of rabid stingrays.
Jacq | September 7, 2006 at 11:50 am
I sooo enjoyed seeing Paris cry after being denied entry to Bungalow – now this?!?! What, oh what, did we do soooo right?! Too bad she sould have already been locked up tight for spreading disease and crimes against fashion. I wonder if they de-loused her down at the station?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 7, 2006 at 11:50 am
Paris, look at the clock. 14 minutes and counting, on your bizarre 15 minutes of fame. I can’t wait to see you on VH1 “Where are the Crack Whores Now?”
Superficial was too nice to her, I roasted her like a fucking chestnut:
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
jrzmommy | September 7, 2006 at 11:52 am
Someone please, I appeal to your sense of humanity and absolute bitchiness, please RELEASE THAT MUGSHOT!!!!!
jonesy | September 7, 2006 at 11:52 am
hello officer…can i help you with that nightstick?
(boom-shicka boom-shicka boom-shicka boom boom)
RichPort | September 7, 2006 at 11:52 am
#38 – You’d be reported for cruelty to animal charges.
Bioplant | September 7, 2006 at 11:54 am
Her blood alcohol level was released, however they did not comment on her blood ejaculate level.
andrewthezeppo | September 7, 2006 at 11:56 am
Well its about time, remember the TMZ video where she drove off from a club at like 50 mph? I mean seriously, why can’t she just hire a driver?
daytripper2 | September 7, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Aw, how cute, Paris Thunderpussy and her new bracelets & boyfriends. Nice to see the boys in blue doing their job. One drink is such B.S. if you know the BAC content for alcoholic beverages! The Skank was legally DRUNK!!! I wish people would stop defending her actions trying to portray her as an innocent. She is always in the club scene drinking and behaving like she is above the law and everyone else is the “little people” around her. Where was her greasy fat closeted homo boyfriend night in shining armor to beat the cops off her this time? Would have loved to see her cry like she did in NYC. The east coast dont like you and your antics. How does it feel to be a little people? And those who defend her, read up on drunk driving laws. Is it gonna take her to kill someone or run them over like Lizzy G. before people see her for what she really is?
daytripper2 | September 7, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Come to think of it, perhaps all those cops were ther because the gal promised them all ONE NIGHT IN PARIS! HAHAHA….
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 7, 2006 at 12:11 pm
As she left the club, drunk as a skunk, the air was filled with the sacchrine sweet chords of Kenny Loggins’ “Dangerzone”. She should have taken it as foreshadowing.
jrzmommy | September 7, 2006 at 12:19 pm
Why couldn’t we have the old LAPD for just this once for a little old-fashioned police brutality??? A couple taser shots, a nightstick to the jaw a few times, a boot to the throat…..pussies.
bigponie | September 7, 2006 at 12:20 pm
in pic #2 it looks as though the first cop is opening the door for Paris, the second cop is helping her in, the third cop is helping the second cop and the baldy is making sure they get the job done right. I just don’t think they’re real cops.