Paris Hilton gets cuffed

September 7th, 2006 // 106 Comments

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TMZ has the first shots of Paris Hilton being dragged off in handcuffs moments after being busted for her DUI.

Even after Paris’ hands were locked firmly behind her back, one of the arresting officers continued to keep her arm in a tight grasp. The handcuffs were apparently removed moments later, as the heiress was loaded into an awaiting LAPD squad car.

This is too much even for me. I didn’t make any comments on the original DUI story because I didn’t want to get too excited and give myself a stroke. But Paris Hilton being dragged away in handcuffs by a swarm of police officers? Is it possible to die from being too turned on, because this erection is getting out of control.

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  1. MamaK

    never bee first!!!!!!!

  2. MamaK

    I mean been, I have never been the first poster! WOOT!

  3. Rimmer

    It took four men to nail that cunt?

  4. Tracie

    Seeing the outfit on Paris, it’s very obvious that the officers are actually the Fashion Police. Good for them!

  5. Four police officers to take her in shows that while they are arresting someone who deserves it, they are still like many people under the celebrity trance.

    Seems like lately Paris is getting some karmic payback. Restores one’s faith in life doesn’t it?

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  6. roflynsolo

    I feel special I’ve never been handcuffed, course I live in a town of 9,000 withabout 9 cops total. This is just more publicity for this “Why Is She Famous” person.

  7. combustion8

    I came a little to these pics.

  8. RichPort

    #3 – Usually “It took four men to nail that cunt” is followed with a “…” or a “!”, but never a “?” when refering to Poruous.

  9. tits_on_snack

    I hope the next time I’m arrested it’s in an ugly-ass eighties looking outfit.
    Oh wait I forgot, the eighties are back. For some ungodly reason.

  10. Devil Is Chrome

    I am fairly certain that she has been in this position before – only in a bedroom.

  11. jrzmommy

    Bad Ho
    Bad Ho
    Whatchya gonna do?
    Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?

  12. LoneWolf

    Evidently the police heard her CD.

  13. dupababy

    i can’t even get into the story line for being distracted by that 1978 outfit she’s wearing.. red shoes and red belt? who told her in advance she’d be getting busted like a hooker down on la cienega? she’s my scumbelievable lady..

    http://www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html

  14. courtkneeyo

    paris is so awesome!

  15. ImaCracka

    Wow Ive never been 15th before.

  16. jrzmommy

    shh shh….I think I can hear Shannen Doherty laughing hysterically all the way here in Jersey!!

  17. ImaCracka

    Imiganine for just one moment… Just how proud her folks must be…. Blowing some dude on video, acting like a retard on national TV and now a DUI.

  18. reflight

    At least the second in line for the obligatory LAPD celebrity blow job had the brains to put keep his helmet and boots on.

    He might just survive to see his second round of antibiotics.

  19. LoneWolf

    In related news, when she was taken to the station she said “Fucking aliens… The aliens are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Then she asked one of the deputies, “Are you an alien?”

    Then she said, “What do you think you’re looking at, Sugar Dick?”

  20. badkarma6

    Sweet Heavenly Jesus, it’s like my birthday, Christmas, and the 4th of July all rolled into one!!! In fact September 7, might need to become a new world holiday. Paris Hilton was arrested this morning by Hollywood police for DUI. She blew a .08 BAC, the legal limit in California. Paris was pulled over by police after they observed her driving erratically, a field sobriety test was administered and the officers determined that she was indeed intoxicated. Paris’s booking
    photo is not being released and she was only detained for 90 minutes when the police’s standard operating procedure for DUI arrests is a 3 hour detention minimum. When the Hollywood police department’s spokeswhore was asked why Paris received different treatment, she responded, “we’re a bunch of starstruck pussies.”

    Although not technically retarded, Paris’s spokeswhore, Elliot Mintz came up with the following bullshit excuse:

    “She didn’t appear in the least bit to be intoxicated

  21. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah

    It has always been horrifying to me that Paris Hilton has a license at all.

  22. jjk

    just one margarita would not cause someone her weight to blow .08 – not even on an empty stomach. someone is lying.

  23. Kitty

    Is that a boat hoist in the background of the first picture?

  24. FashMags

    She’s not drunk – she’s just wearing painfully awful denim that is too long, therefore constricting her ability to drive (like someone who’s not drunk). Duh!

  25. hey, mister superficial guy….you wanna know how to stop that ‘out of control’ erection…scroll down to the pics of nichole richie in the next story…guaranteed to make an ‘innie’ out of an ‘outie’ in 5 seconds flat…everytime.

    hmm…the last time paris blew a .08, brandon davis had his pants down to his ankles…see, his penis is gherkin..

  26. SpecialAgentWind

    From the big ass shot – for a moment I thought it was her sister Nicki

  27. OK, I know now. There IS a God. I believe.

  28. RichPort

    Why is one of those cops wearing a helmet? I think he must have misunderstood when someone told him to wear protection against herpes…

  29. PunjabPete

    So if you are famous you don’t need cuffs? Nice. Never seen them uncuff average joe before… Asshole cops.

  30. ValeWolf

    #17 – her parents don’t love her enough (or at all) to care. That has been very clear to me over these years laughing at Paris.

    First crying, now arrested. I can’t wait to see what’s next. She’ll probably be grabbing Linsday’s ass on some beach.

  31. She looks like an old hag from the 80s. Not that she was ever that hot, but what’s with the pants?

  32. jrzmommy

    28—HAHAHA

    Come on now, she wasn’t drunk, she had inhaled her the fumes from her boyfriend for too long and it got her a little woozy.

  33. RTH

    I’ve gotta say… that sure is satisfying to see…

  34. sillyrabbit

    she blew how many?

  35. sirap

    I have done the math over and over and I am not sure how 1 drink gets you a .08

    http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

    That must have been one big ass drink.

  36. shell

    You mean she wasn’t arrested for impersonating a celebrity?

  37. BigJim

    I’d like to see her get handcuffed and then thrown into a pool of rabid stingrays.

  38. Jacq

    I sooo enjoyed seeing Paris cry after being denied entry to Bungalow – now this?!?! What, oh what, did we do soooo right?! Too bad she sould have already been locked up tight for spreading disease and crimes against fashion. I wonder if they de-loused her down at the station?

  39. Paris, look at the clock. 14 minutes and counting, on your bizarre 15 minutes of fame. I can’t wait to see you on VH1 “Where are the Crack Whores Now?”

    Superficial was too nice to her, I roasted her like a fucking chestnut:

    http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

  40. jrzmommy

    Someone please, I appeal to your sense of humanity and absolute bitchiness, please RELEASE THAT MUGSHOT!!!!!

  41. jonesy

    hello officer…can i help you with that nightstick?

    (boom-shicka boom-shicka boom-shicka boom boom)

  42. RichPort

    #38 – You’d be reported for cruelty to animal charges.

  43. Bioplant

    Her blood alcohol level was released, however they did not comment on her blood ejaculate level.

  44. andrewthezeppo

    Well its about time, remember the TMZ video where she drove off from a club at like 50 mph? I mean seriously, why can’t she just hire a driver?

  45. daytripper2

    Aw, how cute, Paris Thunderpussy and her new bracelets & boyfriends. Nice to see the boys in blue doing their job. One drink is such B.S. if you know the BAC content for alcoholic beverages! The Skank was legally DRUNK!!! I wish people would stop defending her actions trying to portray her as an innocent. She is always in the club scene drinking and behaving like she is above the law and everyone else is the “little people” around her. Where was her greasy fat closeted homo boyfriend night in shining armor to beat the cops off her this time? Would have loved to see her cry like she did in NYC. The east coast dont like you and your antics. How does it feel to be a little people? And those who defend her, read up on drunk driving laws. Is it gonna take her to kill someone or run them over like Lizzy G. before people see her for what she really is?

  46. daytripper2

    Come to think of it, perhaps all those cops were ther because the gal promised them all ONE NIGHT IN PARIS! HAHAHA….

  47. As she left the club, drunk as a skunk, the air was filled with the sacchrine sweet chords of Kenny Loggins’ “Dangerzone”. She should have taken it as foreshadowing.

  48. jrzmommy

    Why couldn’t we have the old LAPD for just this once for a little old-fashioned police brutality??? A couple taser shots, a nightstick to the jaw a few times, a boot to the throat…..pussies.

  49. bigponie

    in pic #2 it looks as though the first cop is opening the door for Paris, the second cop is helping her in, the third cop is helping the second cop and the baldy is making sure they get the job done right. I just don’t think they’re real cops.

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