Paris Hilton gets children hammered

Paris_Crime.jpgParis Hilton is at the centre of a Maryland police investigation after authorities learned that she allegedly offered some teenagers pot and bourbon to “loosen them up” before they appeared on a taped segment on The Simple Life: Interns. If the allegations are true, Paris could be looking at a hefty fine and possible jail time. Of course, a spokesperson for the FOX Network insists the story isn’t true:

“Paris would never endanger the welfare of a minor.”

See, that right there is a bold-faced lie. Paris Hilton is a constant threat to everyone’s welfare, minors included. After all, the girl’s like the Pep