Paris Hilton has been officially charged for the incident earlier this month with two misdemeanors including driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher. Her arraignment is set for Thursday and she faces a maximum punishment of a $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail.
“I’d be very surpised if she does any jailtime,” says Lawrence Taylor, an L.A.-based attorney with 30 years experience handling DUI cases. “If she pleads guilty, she’d likely pay a fine, attend DUI school and be on probation for three years.” “Paris regrets the entire event,” Mintz told People. “She had never been arrested before, so to go through the police procedure was very disorienting for her. It was personally humiliating for her; she is not taking it lightly or frivolously.”
And just cause, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton in Germany promoting the ultra classy canned sparkling wine, Rich Prosecco. You’d think a DUI might affect Paris Hilton’s ability to promote canned alcohol, but that would only make sense in a world that isn’t completely mad, where people get paid more money to occasionally flash their genitals than to save lives.
wow, super bad pic.
instead of the usual perfection, we see bad skin, acne scarring, colored eye contacts, mis-maintained dye job.
oh no not like this=))
in here she is cleraly ;)
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The only thing Paris takes seriously is how to be the center of attention.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
I do hope gofugyourself.com lends their input on this one.
she should definitely be charged, all right……
by the bulls. in pampolona.
What do you think tastes worse, the canned wine, or Paris’s cooch?
I’d have to go with the cooch. Mostly because there have been more people in the cooch than there have been in the store buying the canned wine.
I guess what I am saying here is that she’s a canned-wine drinking ho-bag.
If Paris had a brain, I’d like to be the first to knock her nose back into her brain. As she doesn’t actually have a brain, knocking her nose back into her skull would have, like, minimal effect you know. It would just make people cry when they heard about it …
Not like I would anyway … wine in a can has to be worse than wine in a box … but just another product never to touch as it has the stench of Paris Hilton associated with it.
Going thru police procedure is disorienting for her?
Hehehe, I say breathing is disorienting for her.
German wine, just in time for Oktoberfest.
Stupid cocksucking whore…she looks like Pippi Longstocking…
Q – What does Paris Hilton put behind her ears to make herself attractive to men?
A – Her ankles…
WOULDN’T IT BE SWEET if the judge gave her the six months to make a total example of her?
I bet there is a whole long list of losers who have done 6 months for a DUI.
And I’m not acting like I’ve never had a few and drove home, but come on…
I don’t peel off in my Porche and laugh and talk on my phone and stick my head out the window and say, “We love the police!”
“You’d think a DUI might affect Paris Hilton’s ability to promote canned alcohol, but that would only make sense in a world that isn’t completely mad, where people get paid more money to occasionally flash their genitals than to save lives.”
Once again, it seems the Super can’t be topped, as far as a fine first comment is concerned.
Myself, I was gonna leave a comment in the Screech story, but thought I’d check these crazy pics first. Understand, first, that I’m not proving that I can’t resist her. This isn’t a case of “no bad publicity,” as far as my mindspace is concerned.
Unlike the sheeple, I don’t “love to hate her,” or believe that she’s what others might think of (Mairlyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren) as a star. At the Super, we see these people for what they really are. Here, I can look at a pic of this dumb, untalented zillionaire.
Wanna know what my comment for the Screech story was gonna be?
“Gosh, I wonder why the Arab countries hate us?”
But then I went here. Think I’ll leave it here, and explain myself, and explain it all for the casual surfers, too.
Thing is, most Americans would refuse this bitch, too, if they had the choice. Before you had her shoved in your face (figuratively, now) if someone had asked, “Are you interested in somebody who has no interest in you, who has no talent, who never had to work, and will buy more real esate for you to rent, and will get richer by doing nothing?”
You’d say, “fuck off,” and “Hell, no!”
But the mainstream media is very powrful. Don’t doubt it for a moment
#62 – That was great, really. Not sure what brought out the Sherman Skolnick-esque/ Krugman/ Chomsky rant, but you are dead fucking on. And I didn’t even think I’d get through your whole manifesto. I would have to say, for all of you Hollywood nut huggers who swear they “just want the paparazzi to leave them alone” and worse, “you’re jealous,” reread then suck sid’s cock. Good job. I already speak fuckistanian at work.
#63 Thanks :)
I mean, remember Brigitte Neilsen, or whatever her name is? The one who married Stallone, and is now running around topless for pity laughs on some “reality” show?
About ten years ago, she was always on the front cover of the gossip rags, and she too was a weirdo loser notalent shit, but she got her ticket by getting linked with Stallone for a few years.
What is she, now? Ditto for Shannen Doherty. Anybody wanna talk about what’s next for Ms Doherty? How about that girl who wrecked Gary Hart’s shot at the White House? What’s next for her? How about the one that blew Clinton
Dear # 64, Jim Baker and Gary Hart ruined themselves. I think it is sad that Paris has to be paid to attend parties. I mean when my friends have a party they just call and invite me and they don’t have to pay me to show up because I am a real human being. she must be a very lonely being. no friends no on looking out for her, pathetic plastic sad vapid, devoid of human emotion and feelings. I almost feel sorry for her. NOT….
Paris is wearing Lil’ Kim’s contacts–like we wouldn’t notice???
Um, I know no one’s talking shit about Brenda Walsh. For shame.
i miss the good old days when paris hilton being on the internet was followed by her being fucked on tape but i guess it cant always be tuesday
she looks like a swedish prostitute…i guess a german prostitute since she’s in germany. either way, i hope she gets an STD and dies.
that’s bullshit – she’ll get just the fine