Paris Hilton was issued a traffic ticket after parking in a red zone and losing the keys to her $400,000 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. And living up to the Hilton family name, Nicky Hilton stupidly asks: “Can I put time in her meter for her?” failing to realize that they’re parked in a red zone.
“She’s not above the law,” says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. “No one’s above the law.”
And if that weren’t bad enough, a reader who’s friends with Paris’ assistant (the woman driving the car at the end) says the keys were actually in the ignition the whole time. So she can tell me all she wants her stupid blonde persona is just an act, but if it looks, acts, and quacks like a duck, I’m pretty fucking sure it’s a spoiled bitch who parks in red zones and thinks two plus two equals doggie.
@#50…do they have lap-dancing lessons?
Here’s a math problem even Nicole Richie could handle: (Paris Hilton minus vast family fortune) plus corrective lazy-eye surgery divided by number of cocks swallowed has a value less than/equal to whore.
@39 – footpath? Love it.
Gotta go take me poochie for a walkie on the footpath. Ta-ta
#41
You are so fucking retarded.
I can’t wait until elementary school starts up again so that morons like you will have a place to go.
“So she can tell me all she wants her stupid blonde persona is just an act, but if it looks, acts, and quacks like a duck, I’m pretty fucking sure it’s a spoiled bitch who parks in red zones and thinks two plus two equals doggie.”
This is the best thing I’ve ever read.
I’m surprised the giant mutant herpes on the front seat didn’t see the keys in the ignition and take the car for a little spin.
I don’t understand why Nicky tries to help Paris at all these days. Paris is a selfish attention whore and doesn’t give a crap about her sister (remember when she tried to plaster her name all over their JOINT business venture?) If I were Nicky, I’d say screw her, she’s on her own.
http://freshnotes.com/StaticSite/Subjects/10100/11535/index.html
erm ok im bought i also hate her now, this is the same person as #41 btw. but c’mon do any of u actually thinks she gives 2 fucks bout what u guys t think of her??
biatcho – Hopeless_ ask me to invite you to a party over at: http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com . He’s got a new name “cock”- something or other
He’ll want you to bring a gift!
PS He’s in the witness protection program so keep it hush, hush.
All you a55holes and cunts are just jealous of her for the car and family name and what you will never have is Paris’s car.
you people must die
yea just keep talking shit you dumb fat ugly cunts and a55holes, people who talk shit are all jealous of her, family name and what she has to drive and that’s what none of you will ever have so all you shit talkers should die
hey u, i’m Greek and i don’t want to have any relationships with that cocksucker whore. she has even been ucked by dogs!!!!
HER CAR MUST BE SO WET… BECAUSE SHE WEARS NO UNDERWEAR !!!!
and somthing else, when greeks had civilization, others,like u, were eating grass and berries…………….