Paris Hilton gets a ticket
Paris Hilton was issued a traffic ticket after parking in a red zone and losing the keys to her $400,000 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. And living up to the Hilton family name, Nicky Hilton stupidly asks: “Can I put time in her meter for her?” failing to realize that they’re parked in a red zone.
“She’s not above the law,” says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. “No one’s above the law.”
And if that weren’t bad enough, a reader who’s friends with Paris’ assistant (the woman driving the car at the end) says the keys were actually in the ignition the whole time. So she can tell me all she wants her stupid blonde persona is just an act, but if it looks, acts, and quacks like a duck, I’m pretty fucking sure it’s a spoiled bitch who parks in red zones and thinks two plus two equals doggie.