Paris Hilton: Gas Station Attendant

August 30th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a hidden camera show Friday where she pretends to be a gas station attendant in front of unsuspecting customers. Of course, a funnier premise would be to tell Paris it was a hidden camera show, but not really her dad wants all his money back and this is her new life. Ha! Talk about hilarious. I wonder how long they’d let her drink gas before they told her it was a joke. Or lit a match, I’m not picky.

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  1. StEvec

    frist maybe

  2. me

    Anyone posting after me is a douchbag

  3. I’ve always said Paris Hilton looks like the kinda gal who has a lot of gas…

  4. No. I’m FRIST!!! And apparently a douchebag.
    So, I don’t get it. Why is she dressed like that?

  5. Is it a gas station/library/Hooters?? I’m lost.

  6. richard

    I’m thinking I’d bend her over a bonnet given the chance.

  7. She actually looks a lot more attractive when she’s dressed down.

  8. Randal

    That’s a great idea for a show Paris but you’ve got to keep it on the low down otherwise your fans will start to mob you when they learn the location you’re shooting at. Looking forward to the show airing on prime time.

    Randal

  9. LPB

    What is that, a clipboard? To pump gas?

  10. Christine

    I think Paris needs to only do one gas station at a time, and move. Just like Randal said. Keep moving alond so you will be safe. :)

  11. Christine

    I think Paris needs to only do one gas station at a time, and move. Just like Randal said. Keep moving along so you will be safe. :)

  12. Aunt Jemima

    She missed her chance to burn the herpes off easily.

  13. Freddo

    Stupider and stupider

  14. tromba

    Two questions:

    1. What is a gas station attendant?
    2. Is there any chance those shoes are way too big for her feet?

  15. Ryan the Canadian

    Those glasses make her nose look longer.

  16. there is no problem being a gas station attendant, much more if you owned the gas station. You will earn much because your fans will mob you then ask them to buy gas from you with your authographs

  17. There’s just something about this girl that always makes me want to fuck her. You know if she didn’t have the Herps, flipper feet, and wasn’t so damn retarded. Well, I guess that last one could always work in my favor.

  18. There is no problem being a gas station attendant, much more if you owned the gas station. Definitely your fans will mob you then ask them to buy gas from you with your autographs.

  19. I wonder if she’s ever pumped gas before. I mean, like Bush Sr. being confused about cash registers…

  20. Nameless

    She don’t need that SUV to pull a boat. She wears them on her feet. I wonder if the clipboard is to help remind her to take her Valtrex.

  21. Josh

    @15

    1. They used to have them but they all died from years of inhaling fumes.
    2. No, her feet are fucking huge.

  22. Melissa

    That was an uncharacteristically funny post!

  23. No makeup, she looks like a normal girl ha.
    There is nothing about her makes others think she is a star.

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    Acai Berry

  25. Makeup or not she’s the worlds most famous piece of flash trash and bound to get recognized.

  26. lindsay L.

    Sure sure, this is a great idea for an entertaining tv show. of course it was done recently with other people we’d rather look at like klum and jessica simpson. paris is so over

  27. shouldn’t they black out that lisence plate ??? I’m calling in a hit and run !!!!

  28. Abe

    She looks good.

    #20 Scott you are a fucking idiot!

  29. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    If it weren’t for her family money, this would really be her job. Or porn.

  30. el ces

    *LOL*

    She’s so cute in those sneakers!
    I want to tickle her.

  31. gotmilk?

    Randal, you’re an idiot. Paris has no fans.

  32. Darth

    The strange thing is that she’s trying to look more intelligent.

  33. Galtacticus

    She did need to gather all her intellectuel powers for a real job.

  34. Rhialto

    I’ve an idea how she’s going to look like in about ten years.*shudder*

  35. Gando

    What local government support program is she part of?

  36. friendshipcosts

    hey hey, KRUSTY THE CLOWN also drinks gasoline, very helpful with those pesky herpes lesions!

  37. Ava

    Okay, how did someone with the ability to completely cover her in gasoline not pass that chance up? Goddamnit! Pass the torch!

  38. Ronald McDonald

    HEY PARIS….YOU FUCKING LOOPY CUNT…I WANT MY CLOWN SHOES BACK…! GO AND GET YOUR OWN SIZE 18′s….YOU FUCKING BIG FOOTED BITCH!

  39. Connie

    BAHAHAHA! It’s like she thinks the glasses make her look smart! XD

  40. Wow, Can Paris actually be allowed to play in a gas station unattended?

  41. She looks humble but beautiful.

  42. hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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