It’s not nearly as funny as these shots, but you can almost hear the pleas of help coming from Tinkerbell’s eyes. God knows what Paris Hilton is doing that makes every animal instinctively scared of her. Maybe it’s her perfume. Or maybe they see her as a giant insect. Or maybe it’s because even animals know you shouldn’t trust a crazy person who walks around in space boots.
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#35
Paris with a baby? God helps us all. Not for anything she does enough whining and I really don’t think she would want someone taking away all her attention.
If I was that little taco dog, I’d gnaw my own neck off to get away from this bitch.
#10 – HA!!!
Ha…I knew I saw her yesterday…I was on Sunset and Kenter and I saw her driving the opposite direction but I was thinking it was just some other blond bitch in a Bentley wearing gigantic white glasses.
I mean it IS L.A. and all…..
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stingrays/elephants…add pandas from last month…
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html
panda bites man at beijing zoo…the “man” being a chinese guy that drank 4 pitchers of beer and then climbed in and bit the panda first…
tink should take panda lessons in case he finds himself in a similar sitch with paris
@19
Ha ha, The Devil Wears Moonboots.
After seeing another picture of this fashionlessnista, I strangely decided to throw out the rest of my sushi. There’s $15 I’ll never see again.
Rich-
good thing I skipped lunch today!
I thought after she lost her that she ditched Tinkerbell for a monkey. I also thought Tinkerbell then shot herself, but I guess that was the South Park show. I can’t seem to keep track of this, whatever will I do?
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The look on that poor animal’s face says, “No more kinkajoo….pleeease.”
Those boots and sunglasses, omg. Barf.
And how do I put this? Um, nigga please? Not to defend Paris, but common sense dictates if the dog is afraid of anything it’s the paparazzi lurching out at her from between cars in a parking lot, not her owner of however many years.
Angry Ferret is indeed angry, and it is good.
Paris is proof undeniable that money cannot buy class. Didn’t Nancy Sinatra single-handedly drive white boots out of style forever? If she didn’t, she should have. And the bug-eye sunglasses, damn, I’m so sick of seeing that shit. Sometimes I hate California; people out there grab onto every retarded trend and then ride that mofo into the ground like Paris rides… well, whoever doesn’t move fast enough to get away.
#58 – Always eat before you type the Fish in your address bar, lest a Lohan bird’s nest or a Hilton hooha makes all things edible unpalatable. Wasting food is a crime.
poor tinkerbell. i know she thought she had escaped this whore when paris dumped her at her grandmother’s house cause she wanted a “smaller” pet.
tink looks like she’s about to pull a south park.
That’s no surprise.
Didn’t she dump Tinkerbell long time ago? That picture, someone should call animal control for animal abuse.
I just want to go steal that poor dog and rescue her from a life of being forgotten, lost, left in the car while her owner goes out and parties and fucks at the club, dumped off on an assistant when the paps stop taking pics, and God knows what else. Parasite should never, EVER be allowed to be responsible for ANY other living creature, whether it be human, animal, or plant life. All of those things are infinitely more useful and worthwhile than P.Ho could ever hope to be, and therefore deserve to live more than she does. So somebody go take her out already, godammit! God, I absolutely DESPISE that filthy, diseased twat.
I thought she was still working on terrifying human beings. I have it on good authrity that aliens have ceased using anal probing in favor of her picture in twenty-six-D…
yeah, and that’s in public – i wonder what she does to him in private?
Hell, the kinkajou was probably in more danger for biting Paris. Baby Luv needed the tetanus shot. Too bad the critter didn’t bite her all over and eliminate her stupid ass from the earth.