It’s not nearly as funny as these shots, but you can almost hear the pleas of help coming from Tinkerbell’s eyes. God knows what Paris Hilton is doing that makes every animal instinctively scared of her. Maybe it’s her perfume. Or maybe they see her as a giant insect. Or maybe it’s because even animals know you shouldn’t trust a crazy person who walks around in space boots.
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slantingthroughdarkness | October 19, 2006 at 8:12 am
Run Tinkerbell. Run like the wind.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
tits_on_snack | October 19, 2006 at 8:14 am
Damn, I need those boots for my halloween costume. I’m going as a stupid spoiled whore this year.
Madrid Marriott | October 19, 2006 at 8:15 am
Maybe it’s the crabs they always see crawling down her leg. Just a hunch.
magickal | October 19, 2006 at 8:15 am
Second bitches!!!
Forget the ugly dog…what about those godawful, fugly moonboots? Why do these Hollywood whores keep trying to bring back trends that sucked the first time around?
jrzmommy | October 19, 2006 at 8:15 am
The eyes are indeed the windows to the soul……..this poor little motherfucker is a tortured soul.
magickal | October 19, 2006 at 8:16 am
Oh fuck me – 4th.
BigJim | October 19, 2006 at 8:18 am
Is anyone else surprised that Tinkerbell is still alive?
Binky | October 19, 2006 at 8:24 am
Big Jim – Tinkerbell is a German Shepard
no one you know | October 19, 2006 at 8:25 am
I’m pretty confident that this may be Tinkerbell 8.
Wampoon.com | October 19, 2006 at 8:25 am
Dang looks like my ex-girlfriend…the dog I mean.
http://wampoon.com
Guy-Pierre | October 19, 2006 at 8:27 am
Oh, I sooo love love LOVE the boots. I would kill for those boot.
Hi-yeee BigJimmy!
Sheva | October 19, 2006 at 8:27 am
That dog is not only tortured but is desperate to get away and run into oncoming traffic.
Suicide is preferred over infestation from the cooter.
stoplookingatme | October 19, 2006 at 8:31 am
@7: That was my first thought!! Perfect reply, #10.
Judging from the fact that poor TB8 has only one foot on the ground and the rest flailing in the air, I’m guessing this photo was taken on a hot day and the black pavement is scorching the pup’s feet (figured this one out last time I let my dog out of the car in Arizona when it was 104!). Though I’m against animal fashion in general, perhaps a pair of mini-stupid-spaceboots are in order? Or maybe the dumb bitch could *carry* the dog????
Tra | October 19, 2006 at 8:33 am
I think she has her hands full and can’t carry the dog. Anyway would you really want to be that close to her face if you were him…
Madrid Marriott | October 19, 2006 at 8:35 am
Her boots are from the new Stormtrooper fashion line.
http://www.gamma3graphics.com/carl/stormtrooper-babe.jpg
It drives the wookies wild.
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 19, 2006 at 8:36 am
@11 Which dog?
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 19, 2006 at 8:36 am
@11 Which dog?
biatcho | October 19, 2006 at 8:40 am
It’s a pretty well known fact that animals can sense evil in the purest form. She is the devil in fugboots.
shell | October 19, 2006 at 8:44 am
It’s afraid it will get sucked up into the big gaping black hole that is Paris’ coochie.
JimJones | October 19, 2006 at 8:47 am
speaking of annoying the animals, why are the stingrays suddenly so pissed…
‘A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month. “It’s just a real freak thing,” Lt. Mike Sullivan told Reuters, saying the incident occurred on Florida’s Intracoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.’
sharkbite | October 19, 2006 at 8:48 am
Oh, god, that’s great. Poor puppy.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Foxbase Alpha | October 19, 2006 at 8:48 am
I think she breastfeeds them.
Brain Embolism | October 19, 2006 at 8:50 am
@17&18 Anastasia_Beaverhausen – Are you new here, click the “post your comment” button ONCE, then move on.
Think with your head and not with your sexy beaver.
EvaDestruction | October 19, 2006 at 8:50 am
Nice polyester hair!
PolyEster | October 19, 2006 at 8:56 am
Nice EvaDestruction hair!
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2006 at 8:58 am
It must be a pretty scarie thing to get rabies from your owner……..
CelebSlam.com | October 19, 2006 at 8:59 am
Paris frightens my penis
http://www.celebslam.com
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2006 at 9:00 am
You would be scared too, if you got rabies from your owner………….
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2006 at 9:03 am
Fucking type-key, FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!
commissioner | October 19, 2006 at 9:04 am
I just wonder if she has big, saucer-shaped, white circles around her eyes.
radio4play | October 19, 2006 at 9:12 am
wtf is up with her wig
oh yeah first!
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 19, 2006 at 9:13 am
@24 FUCKER! Its typekey’s fault I didn’t press it twice! See it happened to Stallion too!
Don’t make me kick you in the Gums with my Boots *wink wink*
Brain Embolism | October 19, 2006 at 9:21 am
Stallion & Beaverhausen, for future references, if your post dosen’t go through, close out the Superfish, then come back. If your post is then not there, re-post it. You can even “copy” before posting to insure proper duplicity.
Fucking college kids.
Ferrets back… Woo Who!!!
Dr.Rokter | October 19, 2006 at 9:22 am
#7
You can tell by the way she’s dragging it along absently on one leg, vacantly staring into her empty hand, it never occurred to her a “dog” would last any longer than some “sea monkeys”, and now she’s bored at being saddled with a stale fashion trend. Which is why it’s sort of exciting (in an admittedly sick way) to see what happens if she gets her hands on a “baby”.
#10 Funny!
Italian Stallion | October 19, 2006 at 9:25 am
Thanks Brain, you’re a regular type-key fucking wizard………
BigJim | October 19, 2006 at 9:27 am
#21: “speaking of annoying the animals, why are the stingrays suddenly so pissed…”
I sprayed coffee out my nose when I read that.
Pagan Queen | October 19, 2006 at 9:29 am
Why such a huge leash for such a little dog? See how the leash is making it top-heavy and the little legs are in the air?
Poor puppy!
combustion8 | October 19, 2006 at 9:29 am
She’s bringing sexy back!
…tinkerbell of course.
Mr. Fritz | October 19, 2006 at 9:29 am
That has to the ugliest expensive wig I’ve ever seen. Hey, why is there another season of “Breaking Bonaduce”? Who gives a rat’s ass about this douchebag? I wish he would just OD already!!!!!!!!
Pagan Queen | October 19, 2006 at 9:31 am
Let me quantify that – the back legs of the dogs are in the air…lets not see Paris’ do that, I dont think I could handle on a stomach with only coffee in it.
And thanks to #21, my nose, too has coffee in it.
Pagan Queen | October 19, 2006 at 9:36 am
New headline “Wild Elephant in Bangladesh kills 5″
First Monkey Pox, then stingrays revolting, now this.
Tinkerbell could learn a thing or 2 from his animal friends!
ApacheRose | October 19, 2006 at 9:37 am
Hi Pagan!
It’s really bad that Paris now looks more bug-eyed than that damn pitiful dog.
LL | October 19, 2006 at 9:41 am
Chihuahuas always look like that, like they’re gonna either run away or leap at your face in a rabid frenzy. But I don’t know why Paris would frighten animals, just because they can sense she’s dead inside. The soulless are people, too.
RE stingrays: hee hee… They were tired of sharks getting all the good press about being killling machines and all, they decided to start kicking some back. Besides, haven’t you ever wanted to stab an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest? No? Well, then there’s something wrong with you.
jrzmommy | October 19, 2006 at 9:42 am
42–How the fuck did my mother-in-law get all the way to Bangladesh overnight? Geesh! Hope she brings the kids a souvenier!
Spindoc | October 19, 2006 at 9:42 am
The horrified expression is most likely because dogs have a highly developed sense of smell. Herpes blisters probably stink.
One other comment. After looking at her hair, my guess is that there is a horse or two in CA. missing tails.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 9:47 am
You goddamn no-talent having, gigantic-eyeglass-wearing, cum-gurgling, herpes-having, cock-sucking, moonboot-wearing, cooze-dripping whore!
Set that dog free!! Animals are not fasion accessories, you insane, vain bitch. You do not match your dogs to your outfits.
I’d like to come over there and pecker-whack you right across that over-botoxed face, you diseased cum-bucket.
Oh and by the way – I’m back.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 9:48 am
#44 – Fins out the REAL truth behind Stingray attacks in America!
angry-ferret.blogspot.com
Pagan Queen | October 19, 2006 at 9:48 am
Heya ApacheRose!! I thought the dog looked a little more bug eyed than usual, kinda like the people did in “War of the Worlds” when the ‘bugs’ were attacking and they were defenseless.
No telling what kind of evil that poor puppy has whitnessed!
Holy crap Spindoc, now I just snorted coffee out of my nose AGAIN with that horsetail comment.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 19, 2006 at 9:49 am
fins = find
Pagan Queen | October 19, 2006 at 9:51 am
Snort number 3 due to Angry Ferret, nice rampage by the way.
No more coffee for me, hurts too bad.