Here’s Paris Hilton ad campaign for the Guess Spring/Summer 2009 collection. Because apparently they want to lose a lot of money. Who knows? That said, two observations:
1. If PETA truly cares about animals, why aren’t they armed to the teeth and pulling that Chihuahua out of Paris’ house? I mean, Michael Vick gets jail time yet this chick visibly commits animal abuse in an international ad campaign. Where’s the justice?
2. Are my eyes deceiving me or did they seriously airbrush thighs onto Paris to make her look heavier? I can understand cropping out the tentacles, but it’s pretty much a scientific fact she has the legs of a flamingo. No, really, I tried to stick her in my yard once. Totally killed my lawn.
NOTE: I tossed in some old shots from Guess to round out the pics. Feel free to point that out as much as possible.
#9, not man hands, but serious Photoshop DISASTER
The angle of the hand holding the cell phone is plain wrong.
Look at the elbow compared to the rest of the body: the position is impossible.
I thought that Guess was a rich company that could afford good professionals. Maybe they used a trainee because it was Paris Hilton, the other guys were busy with real models.
#50 – I’d give that one like a 2 out of 10…
The dog between her legs is clearly wincing from the smell and molten lava that is burning its fur.
She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!
She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!
She kind of looks like an old Version of Christine Aguliera in some of those pics! Not sure if thats a good or bad thing!
this is so 2004…
air blush or not fo`h 1st she look gd. look pertty!
Has anyone looked at the expression on that poor dog’s face?
You’d look like that too if your face were that close to Paris Hilton’s crotch.
Let me guess, David La Chappele? Looks like his boring, repetitive played out style. Both should take a jet with DJ AM and Travis. Cuntney Love also…
LOL.
In picture #1 I can hear Cheech Marin’s voice saying “Dammmmn, what’s this bitch got up in there, a dead possum?
Why does Paris still wear those ridiculous blue contacts?
I know some of these pics are old, but she’s getting close to 30, and the blow up doll/barbie whore look needs to go. The first thing that came to mind when I looked at the pic of her putting lip gloss on, was the movie “White Chicks.” That’s not a good thing, Paris.
I don’t care what anyone says about her attitude and personality.
she’s an absolute stunner! some really good photography there aswell ;)
In other news the poor dog now has venereal warts on its back and crabs around his tuckus. Will Paris’s reign of disease spreading ever be stopped?
I like the old ones much more….
these pictures are from way back. they deff arent knew she looks alot different now and they prob wouldnt ask her to be in another campaign
This gir has so much money, but she looks SO bad! I wonder what she’d look like if she didn’t have all this.. Lame!
Why does Guess advertise with a crocodile eating a chihuahua?
Oh…nevermind…
I love how pained the dog looks. Swear to go he’s dying of the herps and catching the glare off P’s big, shiney ego at the same time.
That dog looks like it’s in Taco Hell.
I love the look on the dog’s face in pic #1. Hilarious!
Some of these are old….
Looks like she’s pregnant in the pic where she has her humungous feet on that guy. No ass what so ever and you could drive a semi truck through her breast.
that manhands photo is one of the funniest things that I have seen in a while. oh man, laughing so hard. thanks, superficial!! I really needed that… : )
I’D DO HER
She has a dog where most women have a cat.
IT’S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She will retire filthy rich. it will be disgusting to watch her in the coming years as she staples her cheeks to the back of her head, and insists on wearing hot pink velour track suits, explaining to her mandatory two children, Tomato and Paris II, that she is a “cool” mom and this is what “cool moms” wear. Unfortunately Tomato will suffer a horrible fate at the claws of grandparis, who in a brave attempt to salvage her vanity will convince herself that the elixir of life pulses within young Tomato’s veins. It doesn’t. She lives a life alone in the cold confines of the Texas state penitentiary, with only Doris’s broad haunches to provide her warmth and comfort.
Did they suck balls at airbrushing in cleavage in 2004? She looks like shes wearing one of those bikini shirts you get at beach shops.
I mean lets be honest, we’ve all seen them. They’re not that big.
wow, NO ass at all. weird.
shes really not so bad to look at. its just her unbelievable ignorance and arrogance that makes ppl hate her. but why the fake eyes and hair is necessary, we’ll never know.
my grandfather has more feminine hands than those :/.
Where’s her bellybutton in the picture with the bartender?
Yup, these are from 2004
WHY would anyone want to photograph and look at this UGLY, ROTTED, WARPED EYED WHORE?
Wow. she really has absolutely no ass. ewwwwww
this has already use in 2005
go back to JAIL where you belong you fake little slut who cant pose for pictures.. blah blah blah…
go back to JAIL where you belong you nasty infested walking STD. Good lord anyone can be airbrushed and you look pathetic,.. blah.. blah … blah is what i think about you
I think it’s hilariously sad that she thinks she’s “so hot”.
Thats the old campaign back circa 2004…i used to work for Guess and thats what i used then
Love the expression on the dog’s face.
Nice. She looks good enough to eat.
That said, I wish she’s do some shoots in a business setting. Modeling some office business skirts and jackets, etc…
THEY ARE ALL OLD SHOTS.
NONE OF THEM ARE NEW.
Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/famous-for-being-famous/19710;_ylt=Aqgr1.9LrIDNFaEwHAmvQJmrpxx.;_ylv=3
Disgusting im neer gonna buy guess ever again
HOT!
Poor dog. That face says it all” oh please, oh please, don’t let the herpes jump on me”
jerk
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