Here’s Paris Hilton ad campaign for the Guess Spring/Summer 2009 collection. Because apparently they want to lose a lot of money. Who knows? That said, two observations:
1. If PETA truly cares about animals, why aren’t they armed to the teeth and pulling that Chihuahua out of Paris’ house? I mean, Michael Vick gets jail time yet this chick visibly commits animal abuse in an international ad campaign. Where’s the justice?
2. Are my eyes deceiving me or did they seriously airbrush thighs onto Paris to make her look heavier? I can understand cropping out the tentacles, but it’s pretty much a scientific fact she has the legs of a flamingo. No, really, I tried to stick her in my yard once. Totally killed my lawn.
NOTE: I tossed in some old shots from Guess to round out the pics. Feel free to point that out as much as possible.
Megan | April 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Oh paris :(
P | April 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm
wasn’t these a while back?
yo | April 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007
yo | April 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007
yo | April 22, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007
yo | April 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007
yo | April 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Ummm i think these are old, i remember these pics, from like 2007
Ponz Delarion | April 22, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’d suck a grape out of her ass anyday.
WHODEY | April 22, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Ewww look at the picture with her holding the cell phone and look at that hand, ugh GROSS, MAN HANDS
Valerie | April 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
WHY oh WHY would they think that pic with the dog nestled in her crotch is good advertising? It’s fucking weird, to say the least……
antoine bugleboy | April 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
^ i’m pretty sure that’s just her penis
lamb | April 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
hey Yo, you’re a moron. It says he tossed in some old shots, learn to read you cave monkey!
moonlight | April 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She has no ass, no tits, non hips, and a wonky eye.
WHY is this woman considered hot???????
moonlight | April 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
She has no ass, no tits, no hips, and a wonky eye.
WHY is this woman considered hot???????
Paddy O'Malley | April 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm
You gotta hand it to Paris. She’s very good at marketing her image.
KC | April 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Even the dog can’t stand the smell.
Ananana | April 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
FEE FI FO FORE! I SMELL THE $!&% OF A FILTHY WHORE!
Ananana | April 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
oh, and Superficial Writer(s), you know I love you and want to sexually pleasure you till the end of all times, but these photos are VERY old (from the 2004 Summer campaign).
Darth | April 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I’m wondering who the father of that lill doggie is.
Jizzle Lizzle | April 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I’d shake her a martini, drop kick the ugly ass dog into the pool, finger blast her nostrils and then liquify that ass.
Rough Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Superfish might be on to something here, theres no way her inner thighs looks this juicy…
RichPort's Ghost | April 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
The thought bubble over that dog’s head should say “Eet esmells like feesh…”
Kirsty | September 21, 2011 at 3:13 am
Hahaha
Deacon Jones | April 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Well, well, well……It looks like Fish actually removed the Malware from this site that completely disabled my computer…….good job Fish. It only took you 2 weeks.
Deacon Jones | April 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Now try doing something about the 15 second lag time that follows after you hit “Post Your Comment”
Might cut down on the triple postings….
grobpilot | April 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
That dog better grab onto something tight or it’ll be sucked into that vacuous cavern.
Zanna | April 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
That dog is squinting like it smells rotten eggs.
Zanna | April 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
And how come they never airbrush the wonk?
Rick | April 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
That dog has great empathy for the next wife of Rosie O’Donnell.
ishi-san | April 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’m pretty sure # 4 is one of the old ones….
salawhite | April 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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salawhite | April 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm
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GuyHolly | April 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Zanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Janey | April 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I see the Fish is still a gathering place for the retarded amongst us.
Mr. Jones | April 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
The teeth lining her vagoo are firmly holding the dog in place. You can see the poor creature wincing in pain.
If you need more details, her vagoo is like the Sarlacc creature in the Return of the Jedi – complete with the tentacles shooting out from time to time. If you listen closely, you can hear the muffled screams of her captives as they are slowly digested within her walls.
RichPort's Ghost | April 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Where are the racist comments? I don’t wanna read about this bitch!
carly | April 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Paris isn’t even pretty anymore she has outgrown her look and is now ugly. What is with Guess, they usually have unique ultra hot models and hot celebrities, not douches like Paris hilton. She doesn’t even have a nice body. she has knoby knees and not muscle definition. Ahhh so disappointing
Andy | April 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
The dog’s there because he thought he saw some kibble…she’s having a particularly bad flareup.
mike | April 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I’d rather see a Guess ad by Anna Nicole Smith, in her current state.
did somebody ask for racist comments... | April 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”.
So he stabbed her & stole her purse.
mamamiasweetpeaches | April 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I gotta hand it to #22. That was funny : (“Eet smells like feesh!”)
What a terrble picture of the dog! (Pic 1) He’s squinting , for Christs sake!
She looks pretty good in Pic 1, but then again she’s airbrushed within an inch of her life. so thats like saying “Ariel in THE LITTLE MERMAID looked pretty good”.
Why is this broad famous again?
Cathy | April 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
A story that sums up men:
A woman is in a coma. While washing her intimate parts, a nurse notices a slight pulse. She calls her husband, and explains to him:
” … so I have a theory that if such slight stimulation can give her a pulse, oral sex just may wake her up completely!”
“Well ok, I’ll try, if it helps her” says the man.
The nurses wait for him outside the room. All of a sudden, they hear the woman’s pulse go flat, and rush in the room to see the man buttoning his pants. With a confused look on his face, he says:
“Um…I got really into it and I think I might have choked her.”
boo | April 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I wish people would boycott anything this waste of space promotes. That goes for Lindsay, Kim K, Britney and Octomom, too.
STINK | April 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Guess? An IQ of no higher than 60.
Meow | April 22, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Is that a dog or a rat?… Cute chihuahua though.
stpeh | April 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
ok. i know some smart blondes, my sister being one of them. but i feel horrible for blondes who have to have the same hair color as this cunt. im sorry to all you beautiful intelligent blonde girls that are misjudged because of how ridiculously stupid this idiot is…..
Jess | April 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Is it just me, or is that dog actually cringing?
But seriously though, cringing right?
Frank N Stein | April 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Now I’ve heard there are all sorts of things growing in her crotch but a dog has got to be a new one.
Vanessa | April 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
THESE PICS ARE REALLY OLD….
Jen | April 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Wow, Here hair grows so fast!!!!!!!!!
Tessa | April 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Hey 35 – SHUT UP, NIGGER!!!
Are you happy? (and by that, I mean gay, as in, you’re one gay son of a bitch)