Paris Hilton was partying at Tao over the weekend, being the classy woman of sophistication we’ve all come to know and love. Either nobody taught her you’re not supposed to spread your legs in a short dress, or she’s some sort of fashion pioneer. Like Davy Crockett, but instead of exploring the frontiers of the West, she explores the frontiers of being a whore.
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I don’t think Paris’s legs have been closed for a long time.
I’m speechless. I mean what could anyone possibly say that hasn’t already been said?
she must be wearing extensions cuz it doesn’t really look like her, except for the lady-like sitting position.
I’m more interested in the chick purging in front of Paris. It made me feel like that too. Go ahead..get it all out.
They look painted on?
I’d hit it all night long. She’s a dirty little slut. And that is hot.
I mean… the photo looks retouched; as if you could scratch off the “panties” with a quarter.
Like some kind of sick lottery ticket.
Who’s the girl between her legs??
The girl who is passed out in front of Paris, was actually knocked out from the stench of that STD ridden crotch.
I agee SMPF! What’s going on with that girl on the floor in front of her. What’s up with that!
Paris is just getting boring. She really needs to step it up a notch to keep her rep. Maybe do something like launch a flying squirrel out of her clam while giving head to a Rottweiler. In a club on a table of course. While peeing. But really would that even surprise anybody at this point.
I am amazed she is even wearing undies. Slag.
She’s so whorish. I luv her.
Panties… since when does she wear panties…
Look at all of those man whores around her!
Every time I hear the song
sniff, sniff, sniff….eewww, whats that smell!!!
dimestoredetective: Get in line, it looks like it’s going to be a helluva wait. But I bet she can fit more than a few in there at one time, so she’ll get you in and out in no time. No pun intended.
And you’ll need more shots beforehand than if you were going on an African safari.
oh shit, I didn’t even see the girl who looks like she’s retching. too funny.
She is so drug f#$cked all the time she doesnt even realise wats going on..or maybe she does..eww
She is such a dirty slag! Just goes to show that money does not buy class, or manners, or any decency at all..
I CANT SEE A THING!!! What girl, what panties, what vomit? All I see is what looks like an inner thigh.
This is like one of thise pictures where the question is “Is it an old lady in a shawl, is it a girl in a hat?”
You can practically see the crotch crickets frantically trying to exit the festering whore hole….
The girl on the floor is no doubt worrying Paris is going to pee right on her any minute now.
Can’t blame her: Paris hasn’t made it to a women’s restroom since 2003.
Speaking of which- doesn’t it look like there’s a wet spot underneath Paris?
I think she just gave birth to that thing between her legs. She probably just never knew she was pregnant and she sure as hell wasnt going to stop partying to have a baby.
the guys around her don’t even look like they really care.
Go Sip, you kill me! I almost spit Diet Coke out of my nose when I read your post.
I was thinking the same thing when I saw the pic.
Those guys seem to be talking about her exposure, but they don’t seem excited. They actually look bored.
anyway, I hope she gets disowned & doesn’t get her inheritance. But she’ll probably make an even better living as a prostitute.
The guy in the white looks like he’s thinking..
“Holy crap, ew, I can actually see the herpes from here, omg…. Okay, just look away, look away man!”
Stop it with the Paris Hilton “news”. We get it, she’s a whore. I don’t need to be reminded everyday. I’ve seen her suck a d, I don’t need to see her thongs every morning.
It’s amazing she’d even be in such company as that. Doesn’t she have somewhere better to be?
Next step, cameras velcroed to her socks.
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/024/302_panty04.jpg.150.150.jpg
Similar to dogs, that’s the only way Paris can sweat.
But look at the line of guys waiting….I mean come on what guy in their right mind would still hit that skank…even lead condoms lined cryptonite wouldn’t keep a guy from catching the skank…
Well, wouldya….geegollybutWOW… I have now seen it all… Will fling myself into a self-induced coma, only to return to consciousness when that hotel in France is levelled with the ground. I swear to (the deity of your choice) that the only thing that would make me wish to jump off tall buildings and aim for the ground MORE than observing the vapidness of that plastic creature would be if I actually WORKED at that particular hotel… How many crank calls do those people have to endure on a hourly basis?!?
did anyone notice that perhaps she HAD peed and was “showing it?” there seems to be a dark spot near the cooch.
The smell of fish sticks in a used gym locker room come to mind.
Didnt I just say that all Paris Hilton posts NEED to be replaced by a story about Jessica Alba doing anything??? Paris needs to be phased out ASAP… if no one talks about her, she’ll go away, I promise… I dont even have the energy to make fun of her anymore… I mean it would be one thing if she was hot and kept doing things like this, but shes a 6 AT BEST…
This slut is routinely embarassing me. As if the constant onslaught of STDs wasn’t enough, she’s spreading her legs for every camera within a 100 mile radius. I’ve had enough, I want emancipation, freedom I say!
She’s still firmly entrenched in the top 5 of my “people I would stalk just to punch in the face (if assault were no longer a crime)” list. Right above Kevin Federline and Usher. She’s actually in a tie with herself for the top 3 spots – then it opens up for other “celebrities”. Why is she still getting any press?? She sucked a dick 4 years ago…let it go already.
Hmmmm….must have been that time of the month, hence the reason for panties. Usually this whore lets it all hang out.
In response to #7 – funny as hell!
Paris will soon have a site like this guy. But hers will have a webcam showing her trying each item on…
http://www.dresskevin.com/
Somebody yelled to the chick underneath of her by saying:
1) Duck she is going to squirt
2) Duck she is going to pee
3) Duck she is going to queef
4) Duck she is going to fart
5) All of the above.
she does this all the time, who gives a shit. just stop talking about her.
Somebody just yelled to the chick in between her legs:
“Ther she blows”
Just like a sperm whale does.
…She *really* does appear to be sitting on a wet spot. Which may explain the relative look of alarm on the guys’ faces…
Paris is actually asking the group of guys in front of her, “Do you wanna fuck? I’m ready!”
The guy in the white shirt is actually questioning baldy, “I don’t know dude, would you hit that? I’m kinda scared.”
… and her parents seems to be proud!
Before knowing the name Paris Hilton,
for me HILTON= Big Hotels around the world
Now Hilton= Big slut-whore-stupid-notalent-noclass woman!
Did anyone notice that PH seems to be holding the other girl down by her hair. Is this some kinda fight/whore club type of a deal?!?!?
Paris is actually wearing panties?
The weather report from hell is currently six degrees below and snowing.
I like her. She’s pretty. I respect anyone who can become famous without resorting to talent. Or brains.