Paris Hilton flashes her vagina

February 16th, 2009 // 148 Comments

I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions – with a hint of bacon.

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  1. who wants roast beef sandwitchs

  2. Fati

    that’s not a vagina, those are skin colored panties. you are an idiot, fish.

  3. hehehe bu akd?n iç çama??r nedir bilmezmi ya :)

  4. Notacrotchshot.

  5. 10pound

    I’d rather have sex with a black person………….GROSS!

  6. jordan

    37/38 happy to be of assistance! since you need to vent some steam and clearly lack the ability to do it in the real world, i am more than happy to oblige you by supplying a virtual punching bag. flame on, mister!

    PS remember when the author of this website said he was going to send the IP address of anyone who made racist or anti-gay remarks to the proper authorities? maybe you should just email me your hate…

  7. Fish

    Chelsey Lately will have a very funny and interesting analysis of this incident. Be sure to watch her show!

  8. Boris

    It’s not really a vagina, per se. If anything, they’re LABIA.

    Lady parts are strange and mysterious things.

  9. fl

    #35 AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

  10. Snark

    That’s the worst cartoon vagina I’ve ever seen, and if you believed it was real… get out more.

  11. yawn

    lame lame.. getting me to click an extra time because of that stupid star over the non vagina.. careful with that lame shit.. its how you lose visitors.

  12. S

    That is so fake! Come on, people!

  13. tahnee

    the baby looks scared

  14. marc

    first

  15. hojo

    It’s good to air out a dirty cunt

  16. AndresV

    For the record, I just want to say that this site has officially turned to s-h-i-t. First the shameless plug for that f-u-c-k-tard Chelsea bull and now this. I swear not even a 12 year old Amish boy would mistake that for a vagina. I am out, so long Superfish, thanks for the laughs, sad to see you end like this…..

  17. Hugh Janus

    If that’s a vagina then I think I’ve been lied to by my sex ed teacher…. I need to study those books again…. oh here we go “the vagina has the colour and texture of a pair of white panties or a crotch panel of a pair of tights… ..”

  18. sxbby963

    HAHAHAHA! Who the hell thought that was a vagina?? Fish, I’m disappointed in you.

    And #66: Andre/Wally — if you’re gonna leave, don’t announce it. Just go.

  19. sxbby963

    HAHAHAHA! Who the hell thought that was a vagina?? Fish, I’m disappointed in you.

    And #66: Andre/Wally: if you’re gonna leave YET AGAIN, don’t announce it. Just go.

  20. Richard McBeef

    Jordan Bundy,

    LOVE YOUR IDEA! Please post your email address so we can email you our hate directly. Thanks.

    Richard McBeef

  21. CaptainThunderSmoke

    YOUR ALL WRONG… THAT’S THE TIP OF HER PECKERWOOD YO!!!!!!!!!!

  22. lola

    Does she really think that outfit looks good? I wouldn’t put that on my 2 year old. If she wanted more privacy she should stop making a spectacle of herself and start trying to look more normal.

  23. Marc

    The poster must be a virgin.

  24. pinky

    if you call that a virgina it must be one mess up one.

  25. pinky

    If you call that a virgina! it must be one mess up one:-)

  26. Bob

    First, that is not what they say it is.
    Second, thats no flashing (which I consider showing). Anyone can get a bad shot by standing in a inproper way. I dont like Paris but I find this “article” stupid and makes me just stop entering this site.
    Third, people get sued by the most idiotic things these days, can´t she sue the idiots put this on the web?

  27. HankTheDwarf

    THATS A DROOPY COCK. FULL OF HERPES.

  28. Vince Lombardi

    Ok, pay attention, Fish. Just because it’s shaped like a taco doesn’t mean it’s a taco, dork.

  29. momo

    dont care what you all say. she got nice legs.
    I would plook her.

  30. Charlie Wng

    Looking at Paris Hiltons vagina reminds me of a roast beef sandwitch

  31. Tom K

    When is this whore going to die?!! I’m so tired of stories about this white trash American woman.

  32. BITE ME

    Ewwww… :(

  33. BITE ME

    Ewwww… :(

  34. jenna

    well superficial, you are half right, shes not wearing underwear however it is not jsut vagina as you can see she is wearing tights so in her defense while shes not fully covered down there I’d say its enough that if you were there you would not be able to tell if u saw her vagina.

  35. Rachel

    :)

    http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=aOqQkCWegcg

  36. Brad

    Looks like a fat penis!!! Like Mancow says, “Like a coke can, with the head of an alley cat!” HAHAHAHAHA

  37. Pilatunes

    *sniffs the air*

  38. Megan

    Not really a vag flash, more like a camel toe flash. A poor choice.

  39. Repentant Sinner

    It’s not vag. It’s the mouth of a tiny unicorn in side profile. As we all know, unicorns require herpes to sustain it during the winter months. Ms. Hilton’s rub region provides not only sustenance but much needed shelter. Nature is beautiful.

  40. rachelraquel

    I don’t think you’ve ever seen a fucking vagina you fucking retard. Just the panty part of tights. Or even panties. But no vag. Idiot.

  41. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

  42. Repentant Sinner

    Rachel Ray should chill out and eat her feelings.

  43. We’re eating “FISH & CHIPS” tonight?

  44. 10pound

    wow Brandon…and I thought I was a troll

  45. Nikki

    Why do chicks with no tits insist on wearing tops that show décolleté? You look like Skeletor, Paris.

  46. LMS

    That’s not her vagina! Its the crotch cover of her panty hose, dipshit!

  47. Courtyardpigeon

    She has transvestite feet. Those are the largest sleds I’ve ever seen on a woman. I think she created the print for Bigfoot.

    PS
    That baby now has the clap.

  48. hedgehog

    Hmmm, in pic 1 & 2 it looks like the tip of her penis

  49. Delgo

    Repentant Sinner is

  50. Christine

    Her sweater doesn’t go with her dress.

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