I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions – with a hint of bacon.
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stupidfaggot | February 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
FIRST BITCHES!!
marc | February 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
first
King Dong | February 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
First.
And that’s no vagina.
jordan | February 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Can you guys help me out? Watch this video, give it 5 stars and you can come to australia with me!
http://www.islandreefjob.com/applicants/watch/-wxgqNZtoEU
beata | February 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Someone forgot to wear her push-up bra.
surlywench | February 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Since when is the cotton crotch of pantyhose considered a vagina?
Jose Pistola | February 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
***scratch and sniff*** throw up in mouth, swallow.
jj | February 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that’s not a vagina, it’s the panty panel on her tights.
my world is crushed. i didn’t know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.
Ruler | February 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
If that’s a vagina, then everything is a vagina.
jj | February 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that’s not a vagina, it’s the panty panel on her tights.
my world is crushed. i didn’t know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.
Ruler | February 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
If that’s a vagina, then everything is a vagina.
Tom Hilfiger | February 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Yup, that’s a seam on her tights, up against the panty panel. Good thing they covered it with a big pink star…
Danklin24 | February 16, 2009 at 5:13 pm
If you think that’s a vagina, you are an idiot or a total virgin. It’s crooked for god sales. A vagina doesn’t move when a woman walks as far as I know.
i hate bottomfeeders | February 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Fuck you, jordan. It’s people like you and todders and those fucking “dating” website spammers that are ruining this site. Take your bullshit somewhere else. Fucking lowlife telemarketing scum.
diediedieobama | February 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Not vagina! False advertising will get you no where.
Die Obama Die!
huh? | February 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
looks kinda like a weiner
huh? | February 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
looks kinda like a weiner
huh? | February 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
looks kinda like a weiner
gerard Vandenbooger | February 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm
WORSE THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU CHEW A BASKET FULL OF CHICKEN BONES WHILE RIDING A BICYCLE, FOLKS !!! (what else?)
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havoc | February 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Looks like a nut sack to me…..
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herbietoad | February 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm
hey babe
let’s try jabbing something pink
for a change
[no]
well then i’ll just
smoke a lemon
[okay babe]
;-&
Who's Horny? | February 16, 2009 at 5:31 pm
That can’t be her twat – it’s too small
Deacon Jones | February 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm
The dead giveaway shouldve been the lack of beefcurtains flapping in the breeze..
johnnywad | February 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That ain’t no pussy shot.
Lowlands | February 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
This is something totally new to me.’ Paris Hilton flashes her vagina’.Even her grandparents can dream her vagina by now.The 5-star is back again as well.
jordan | February 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm
#14, its not a dating scam, its a video. how can someones comments be ruining a site?
todders | February 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Hate to break it to you, but it looks like the panty-liner…
Check out this awesome video I just saw about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
boognish | February 16, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I don’t know what that is but, unless she’s had a prolapse, it’s not a vagina.
Vagina | February 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Ahhh, so THAT’S a vagina! I’d have hoped to see a vagina someday. Thanks for the vagina, Fish. It’s vagina! I vagina think that vagina vagina if the vagina isn’t vagina, vagina!!
Vagina,
~Vagina
todders | February 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@14 — Hey, I take offense to that!
You should cheer up and check out this awesome video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html
quake | February 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
STOP SHATTERING MY REALITY
annie | February 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Malicious Lingerer | February 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Vagina or not a vagina, it’s still ironic that she’s looking at shirts with “I want more privacy” on them.
Micros101 | February 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm
That’s no poon, it’s a space station
Sauron | February 16, 2009 at 6:00 pm
*Snif* Oh,it’s Paris Hilton flashing her vagina.
=+= | February 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm
No matter what it is, JORDAN, you’re still a douchebag faggot. Take that shit elsewhere.
Your mother’s a filthy rotten whore. Go fuck your father. Everybody hates you. Go kill yourself.
=+= | February 16, 2009 at 6:05 pm
And the same goes for you Todders. Everybody hates you, go fuck yourself. Please do us all a favor and run into oncoming traffic. Blindfolded.
But seriously, what the fuck? Why are you being a douchebag?
chilly | February 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Life needs passion.
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casio barnes | February 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Kabbalah bracelet?! Since when?
chuck | February 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Uh…#15. Do you realize that you just committed a crime by making a threat against the President of the United States?
The Bob | February 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm
FFS in pic #3 it’s even more obvious that it’s her tights! Big mistake fish…
el ces | February 16, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Damn. Let down.
Richard McBeef | February 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Dating sites, queef videos, symbiotic clothing, whatever – nobody gives a fuck.
Jordan Bundy, I watched your lame ass video, gave it 1 star, then I space docked your mom. Go fuck yourself, you cock chugging sack of dog assholes.
the world and all its inhabitants | February 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@37 & 38
***STANDING OVATION***
***THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE***
Now kindly do us all a favor, todders, jordan, etc. and FUCK OFF !!
AND TAKE THAT WASTE OF SPACE @ 39 WITH YOU.
Richard McBeef | February 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm
37 & 38 – You are awesome. I am supposed to meet up with Todder’s mom later, you game for some chinese finger trap action? You can pick your position.
the world and all its inhabitants | February 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I think I love you, Mr. McBeef. <3 LMFAO !!!
Dina | February 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
That can’t be real! It’s a peener!!!!
loved` | February 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
does she have a pad?
loved` | February 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
does she have a pad? pic # 3