Paris Hilton flashes her vagina

February 16th, 2009 // 148 Comments

I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions – with a hint of bacon.

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  1. stupidfaggot

    FIRST BITCHES!!

  2. marc

    first

  3. King Dong

    First.

    And that’s no vagina.

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    http://www.islandreefjob.com/applicants/watch/-wxgqNZtoEU

  5. beata

    Someone forgot to wear her push-up bra.

  6. surlywench

    Since when is the cotton crotch of pantyhose considered a vagina?

  7. Jose Pistola

    ***scratch and sniff*** throw up in mouth, swallow.

  8. jj

    apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that’s not a vagina, it’s the panty panel on her tights.

    my world is crushed. i didn’t know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.

  9. Ruler

    If that’s a vagina, then everything is a vagina.

  10. jj

    apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that’s not a vagina, it’s the panty panel on her tights.

    my world is crushed. i didn’t know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.

  11. Ruler

    If that’s a vagina, then everything is a vagina.

  12. Tom Hilfiger

    Yup, that’s a seam on her tights, up against the panty panel. Good thing they covered it with a big pink star…

  13. Danklin24

    If you think that’s a vagina, you are an idiot or a total virgin. It’s crooked for god sales. A vagina doesn’t move when a woman walks as far as I know.

  14. i hate bottomfeeders

    Fuck you, jordan. It’s people like you and todders and those fucking “dating” website spammers that are ruining this site. Take your bullshit somewhere else. Fucking lowlife telemarketing scum.

  15. diediedieobama

    Not vagina! False advertising will get you no where.

    Die Obama Die!

  16. huh?

    looks kinda like a weiner

  17. huh?

    looks kinda like a weiner

  18. huh?

    looks kinda like a weiner

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  21. havoc

    Looks like a nut sack to me…..

    .

  22. herbietoad

    hey babe

    let’s try jabbing something pink

    for a change

    [no]

    well then i’ll just

    smoke a lemon

    [okay babe]

    ;-&

  23. Who's Horny?

    That can’t be her twat – it’s too small

  24. Deacon Jones

    The dead giveaway shouldve been the lack of beefcurtains flapping in the breeze..

  25. johnnywad

    That ain’t no pussy shot.

  26. Lowlands

    This is something totally new to me.’ Paris Hilton flashes her vagina’.Even her grandparents can dream her vagina by now.The 5-star is back again as well.

  27. jordan

    #14, its not a dating scam, its a video. how can someones comments be ruining a site?

  28. Hate to break it to you, but it looks like the panty-liner…

    Check out this awesome video I just saw about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

  29. boognish

    I don’t know what that is but, unless she’s had a prolapse, it’s not a vagina.

  30. Vagina

    Ahhh, so THAT’S a vagina! I’d have hoped to see a vagina someday. Thanks for the vagina, Fish. It’s vagina! I vagina think that vagina vagina if the vagina isn’t vagina, vagina!!

    Vagina,
    ~Vagina

  31. @14 — Hey, I take offense to that!

    You should cheer up and check out this awesome video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the ‘stache):

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

  32. quake

    STOP SHATTERING MY REALITY

  33. annie

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  34. Malicious Lingerer

    Vagina or not a vagina, it’s still ironic that she’s looking at shirts with “I want more privacy” on them.

  35. Micros101

    That’s no poon, it’s a space station

  36. Sauron

    *Snif* Oh,it’s Paris Hilton flashing her vagina.

  37. =+=

    No matter what it is, JORDAN, you’re still a douchebag faggot. Take that shit elsewhere.

    Your mother’s a filthy rotten whore. Go fuck your father. Everybody hates you. Go kill yourself.

  38. =+=

    And the same goes for you Todders. Everybody hates you, go fuck yourself. Please do us all a favor and run into oncoming traffic. Blindfolded.

    But seriously, what the fuck? Why are you being a douchebag?

  39. chilly

    Life needs passion.

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  40. casio barnes

    Kabbalah bracelet?! Since when?

  41. chuck

    Uh…#15. Do you realize that you just committed a crime by making a threat against the President of the United States?

  42. The Bob

    FFS in pic #3 it’s even more obvious that it’s her tights! Big mistake fish…

  43. el ces

    Damn. Let down.

  44. Richard McBeef

    Dating sites, queef videos, symbiotic clothing, whatever – nobody gives a fuck.

    Jordan Bundy, I watched your lame ass video, gave it 1 star, then I space docked your mom. Go fuck yourself, you cock chugging sack of dog assholes.

  45. the world and all its inhabitants

    @37 & 38

    ***STANDING OVATION***
    ***THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE***

    Now kindly do us all a favor, todders, jordan, etc. and FUCK OFF !!

    AND TAKE THAT WASTE OF SPACE @ 39 WITH YOU.

  46. Richard McBeef

    37 & 38 – You are awesome. I am supposed to meet up with Todder’s mom later, you game for some chinese finger trap action? You can pick your position.

  47. the world and all its inhabitants

    I think I love you, Mr. McBeef. <3 LMFAO !!!

  48. Dina

    That can’t be real! It’s a peener!!!!

  49. loved`

    does she have a pad?

  50. loved`

    does she have a pad? pic # 3

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