Nice eye liner there, Paris. My only recommendation would be to consider using makeup next time, and not permanent marker.
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Beazel | April 13, 2007 at 9:51 am
Again
Jason The Barbarian | April 13, 2007 at 9:51 am
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
FRIST!!! | April 13, 2007 at 9:53 am
What else is new….but then at least she wears panties
jazzdrummer420 | April 13, 2007 at 9:53 am
Thank God she’s wearing them. Probably covering all the genital warts and the Herpes… I like keeping what’s left of my vision.
frank_the_dolphin | April 13, 2007 at 9:56 am
Surely that dog needs therapy after the horrors it has seen.
guymorgan | April 13, 2007 at 9:56 am
Breaking news.
Once again superficial your empire is crumbling.
Episie O'Tomy | April 13, 2007 at 9:59 am
I’ll never tire of stories about people walking around.
frank_the_dolphin | April 13, 2007 at 9:59 am
The dog with the pink collar not the one in the green dress.
JaeMae | April 13, 2007 at 10:00 am
This twunt is such a tranny.
Does she NOT see pictures of herself with these shitty blue contacts and realize she looks like an alien?
Paris! Youre not a blonde hair, blue eyed beauty! You nasty, nasty, bitch!
Jedi Kevin | April 13, 2007 at 10:02 am
I guess Paris *with* clothes on *is* news.
guymorgan | April 13, 2007 at 10:02 am
I like the ox/cow necklace in the last picture
golfinfreak | April 13, 2007 at 10:10 am
Now it would have been news if her dog would have been wearing underwear.
Superevil | April 13, 2007 at 10:11 am
Shit, she’s still alive. Fuck.
schack | April 13, 2007 at 10:14 am
that poor, poor dog
sixerson | April 13, 2007 at 10:16 am
Lol,
She is supposed to come to Switzerland tommorrow (saturday) for the Annual Watch Show in Basel.. Wonder if she’s gonna be there … :-)
Fifth Stooge | April 13, 2007 at 10:22 am
Thanks to this story, I can now have a happy weekend.
Maya Siemensour | April 13, 2007 at 10:29 am
God this is boring…
Howsabout a survey – do you swallow only during special moments, or only for special guys? Or never? (or always? slut!)
Negatrice | April 13, 2007 at 10:29 am
80′s are back.
We enter (again) in this “I’m so ashamed of my look at this time” nebulous era.
veggi | April 13, 2007 at 10:40 am
who?
Debutantejaim | April 13, 2007 at 10:40 am
#11
Its an elephant fucktard!
radically4peace | April 13, 2007 at 10:42 am
She’s starting to look like a tranny.
Debutantejaim | April 13, 2007 at 10:46 am
The black eyeliner is awful!
Jimbo | April 13, 2007 at 10:46 am
I always love a good Paris panty shot. The would not be complete if I did not get to see Paris’s panties. I can now officialy pop the top on the Corona and put my feet up
Jimbo | April 13, 2007 at 10:47 am
Opps week would not be complete. I was day dreaming I was taking Paris’s panties off
veggi | April 13, 2007 at 10:51 am
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, corona.
imran karim | April 13, 2007 at 11:09 am
she probably paid someone to sit there with a fan or something
iamsosmrt | April 13, 2007 at 11:15 am
To anyone who EVER tried to deny that this bitch is a total TRANNY please look at these pictures.
Thank you.
guymorgan | April 13, 2007 at 11:20 am
#20
I was talking about Paris actually, not the necklace, it’s called a joke. In your words ‘fucktard’
Hemlock Queen | April 13, 2007 at 11:20 am
She opted for the “wears panty look” today. Nice.
And again, how the hell has she deflated her rack?
27′s right. She really must be a tranny in disguise.
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2007 at 11:21 am
I really don’t understand how things like this are constantly happening to females in Hollywood.
I have never, in all my partying days with all my partying girlfriends, had my tit suddenly fly out of my shirt or my dress suddenly blast up over my head, or get to the bar only to realize that my top is completely see-through and whoopsie I forgot my bra at home, or pulled some colossal Basic Instinct moment while getting out of a cab.
Geez.
I’ve got some serious work to do if I wanna catch up to these ladies.
IFuckingHateYou | April 13, 2007 at 11:25 am
#’s 21 & 27 – No shit. What tipped you off, the tiny testicle lumps you can see in her panties? Or possibly the Adam’s apple? Or maybe it was the sex tape where she was fucking her botfriend in the ass with her cock?
Thanks for the tip there Mr. Obvious
ImaCracka | April 13, 2007 at 11:29 am
Looks kinda lumpy doesnt it??????
whitegold | April 13, 2007 at 11:36 am
Poor girl, she just can’t be innocent no matter what she does. Even mother nature is working against her in trying to ensure that the whole world is constantly exposed to her crotch. Don’t bother fighting it any more Paris, you might as well just roam the streets naked.
Liverpool FC | April 13, 2007 at 11:37 am
Yeah she looks like a geezerbird.
HughJorganthethird | April 13, 2007 at 11:38 am
Hey Paris, Bobo the clown just called, he wants his make up back
Bugman4045 | April 13, 2007 at 11:43 am
the commenters here are the best! I was going to point out that her panties look a little lumpy, like she is hiding her penis, but the Superfish commenters were already on it. Um…so to speak.
The comments board is the best part of the Superficial site. They are much more funny/entertaining than the original tiresome posts.
F-Sucker | April 13, 2007 at 11:43 am
I didn’t know she owned panties.
Interesting.
Ruby | April 13, 2007 at 11:54 am
Well, it looks like her tits are back to their tiny ta ta status. Thank Christ she didn’t get a boob job!
Lowlands | April 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I see paris shows here her concept about the flipoverdesign and also brings it in practice.To show us probably that her one and only braincell is making attempt to split itself in two.Big chance she’s blaming the dog all the time for the bad smell while wearing this flipoverdress.Now for real folks,Bye.
Athina99 | April 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm
ok, idiot, Paris…apparantly no one has ever told you this. But when you have size 16 feet, DO NOT wear white shoes!!They just make your enormous flippers look even bigger!!
chiris | April 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I don’t know, but there’s something different about her face…. I think it’s her nose. The beak, bill, rostrum or whatever birds have for a mouth is not there anymore! Am I the only one who sees that?
wedgeone | April 13, 2007 at 12:28 pm
#23 – “a good Paris panty shot” is a contradiction in terms. That has never existed. Unless you’re talking about some French hottie. Not this skeeze though!
Paris is going 80′s retro here – “Walk Like An Egyptian ….” Can’t we see the picture of her getting hit in the eye with an ice cube again?
gatorgirl | April 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
ohhhh she’s got my favorite bracelet on, not the freaky snake one, but the diamone Cartier one…I want I want!
Do Freebird | April 13, 2007 at 12:33 pm
What is she doing that poor dogs legs in the last two pictures? It kind of looks like she’s tearing a drum stick off a barbeque’d chicken
Saera | April 13, 2007 at 12:38 pm
HAHHAAH nice thinking!
Saera | April 13, 2007 at 12:40 pm
and now that i think about it, it sorta looks…photoshopped.
Lowlands | April 13, 2007 at 12:45 pm
When you’re missing me,don’t be too sad.There’ve been more Lowlands and there’ll come more Lowlands.Every 25.000 years there’ll be born a new Lowlands.But be aware there’ll be also many fake and evil Lowlands.Claiming they’re the real one.
There's a Surprise Inside | April 13, 2007 at 12:47 pm
At least she is wearing panties.
Conky | April 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
See her wear panties is like watching Tara Reid sober. Nobody wants that.
allyoops! | April 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm
@30 Thank You! I think that all the time…Are they just accident prone…Or complete attention whores with no sense…