Paris Hilton was spotted with her ass hanging out and her normal-sized boobs. Which is almost as exciting as that one time I ordered regular fries and found a curly fry in there. That was the best day ever.
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Well, I’m not really surprised.
what’s with the pouting in the last two pictures?
I don’t know what happened to her breasts.Maybe they fell on the ground,Paris is also looking for them (last 2 pics).They aren’t under her dress either.
Veggi – It thought you were leaving? Did you find your pants? Your panties are still at my place
i never knew Paris could be dipicted so beautifully…& truthfully.
http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/paris_hilton_tries_to_clean_up_her_image.php
Isn’t she under contract to wear the super-boobie bra at all times?
According to the last pic i think her stomach was bothering her and she had to let go this big fart.Big chance if you could see her face it would be all swollen up and red from pressing.
#22 – a face fuck is the safest place that you could put your unit on Lilo or Parasite. Anyplace else and your stuff falls off with an acidic sizzle.
#48 – refer to comment above.
#41 – Agree wholeheartedly. Damn – someone needs to send the new writer back to the minors. S/he couldn’t snap off a wisecrack even if George Carlin wrote the punch line for ‘em.
Something smells funny.
Wow, a curly fry! I got an onion ring once, but NEVER a curly fry!
What happened to her breasts?! They are non-existent again!
RE #2- hayull, naw! Phyllis’ is way better looking…
I once got a curly fry in MacDonald’s but I thought it was from Burger KIng, so yuck and i threw it away!
Wow! I guess anorexics get hail damaged too!!
Wheres the BUM? is that what you call a bum? WTF…
i still dont get what this girl thinks she has that anyone would want other than money ofcourse. her sister is actually pretty in my opinion and seems more respectful of herself. paris is ugly as hell. She appears to need a nose job and well even that wouldnt work. anyone else thinks she resembles a mouse or maybe a bat?????? As my husband says in regards to her……..Theres not enough beer in the world
I LOOOVE how all the people that insisted that those flesh pillows were implants are all coming out and admitting they were wrong.
As I said time and time again when Superfish posted pics of Paris with her inflat-a-chest she would be back to flatland in no time. So here goes the moment I have been waiting for:
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO you fat lazy douche retards, how stupid do you have to be to ignore the evidence. DO NOT EVER BELEIVE THEY ARE IMPLANTS UNTIL YOU SEE A BITCH WITHOUT HER BRA! Poor stupid fuckers you must have go home with a lot of drag queens. Don’t trust your eyes idiots trust your hands!!!!
I wish the slut bag had gotten dangerous implants shoved intyo her diseased body, but the bitch has pulled the inflate deflate shit before. So please next time she does this do not waste anyone’s time talking about the airbags and just continue to talk about what a filthy dirty backseat this ugly bitch has. Oh what a perfect picture to illustrate my point. Hmmmm I see herpes can spread all over the back of your thighs.
She’s bending over so you can kiss her royal ass so pucker up lovers, haters stay clean and disease free.
I don’t understand all that noise about Paris Hilton. What did she make so important?
She is not an artist, but just a often not well dressed rich woman!
well I hate to say this, but this tart looks nice here and she has a great pair of gams too. She got rid of those fake boobs! maybe she had to take them back under a get your money back within 2 weeks guarantee.
@19
You are right, if she came a calling, I’d hit it. But I have to gag her, and do her from behind so i don’t look at those goofed eyes. She does have the whitest teeth I’ve come across in a long while though ;)
iamsosmrt, three things:
1. You’re obviously NOT smart if you misspell such a simple word.
2. You have no life if you were anticipating “this moment” for all that time, just so you could squall “I told you so.”
3. You should go back on your meds — you need ‘em.
She looks OK on this pics (except for her panties of course). I like the dress.
i forget exactly what i was watching, but paris said herself that she hasn’t worked out a day in her life. it shows.
ammendment to the list of things paris odesn’t know: having a sexy ass is important too
why does she think she can shake it like she has something
two words -SQUATS and LUNGES
I have four things to say.
1)Is her dress ironed?
2)Atleast she’s WEARING an underwear.
3)Can she even walk in those shoes? Judging picture 2, she can’t.
4)Uhh. Where have her boobs GONEEEEEEE?
I think she is smokin Hot. All the bitches talkin shit about her on here prob. look like a steaming pile of shit
#71.
In reference to my name; clearly you have never watched the Simpsons (or you have and you have the memory of a gerbil). Have you heard of a JOKE you pathetic retard. Every once in a while some mental reject comments on my name, like the kid who shit his pants in class everyday. Look fuckface no one else does it, it’s not normal and it means you are a loser. Please try to understand this you sad little child.
I absolutely love the people who come on this website defend the celebrities and then instigate shit by leaving illogical comments on other people’s posts. Douchebag do you really think you are in the position to tell others that they don’t have a life? NO shit pants you are not.
Lastly what meds should I go on? The flinstone vitamins your mommy gives to you every morning with your fruit loops or the tic tacs that your daddy pulled the label off and gave to you calling them “smart pills”.
Luckily I do not pop pills every second unlike the pathetic little sissy bitches that make up this sad drugged up world. But thanks for the insult, it was so incredibly original.
P.S. YOU should get used to taking meds as you are either a sad TINY little man who can’t get an errection; VIAGRA!!! Or you are a giant fat ugly bitch that pops diet pills every time you see a picture of Paris Hitlon; TRIMSPA BABY!!! (and you know what that road leads to).
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH LOSER.
Paris my love…you keep sending me these little messages…you are the most interesting woman in the world and you are in love with me…oompah Conrad would be proud of our beautiful babies,love Otto
Dx
Can’t be helped.