Paris Hilton was spotted with her ass hanging out and her normal-sized boobs. Which is almost as exciting as that one time I ordered regular fries and found a curly fry in there. That was the best day ever.
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hilaroushillary | April 9, 2007 at 11:13 am
HAHAHAHAHAH!
HollyJ | April 9, 2007 at 11:14 am
GROSS!!! Is that the ass of Paris or Phyllis Diller?
Courtney | April 9, 2007 at 11:14 am
Fuck you guys and your endless posts about this useless twat.
Ted...From LA | April 9, 2007 at 11:16 am
Courtney,
Now what do we work on in our anger management class? Serenity now. Serenity now.
daguz | April 9, 2007 at 11:17 am
Where did her boobs go?
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 11:17 am
I’d make an exception to my no-rape rule and use Brandon’s grease to make Paris do the mudflap shakes.
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
it looks like a baloon coming out of her butt.
or maybe she’s blowing a bubble.
Jason The Barbarian | April 9, 2007 at 11:19 am
Looks like her rack got deflated again…
daguz | April 9, 2007 at 11:21 am
She is either wearing granny panties
or that is a maxi pad stuck to her arse.
F-Sucker | April 9, 2007 at 11:22 am
What HAVEN’T we seen on this girl?
Maybe next we can get some pictures of her nose goblins.
hilaroushillary | April 9, 2007 at 11:23 am
I always knew her rack was just a bra thing. You could easily tell by her smirk she had going on all the time – also, she kept looking at her boobs like a little kid that stares at the wheel driving a bicycle for the first time.
But it’s unclear to me how someone that bony and thin can have such a fat, saggy ass for crying out loud??
Poroleishon | April 9, 2007 at 11:28 am
Her panties look like a diaper. She totally did this un purpose, she at least should have made sure her panties were not stuck up her ass… Ewww….
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 11:31 am
She can’t chew gum and walk at the same time, but she CAN blow bubbles and walk. The totally is a triple threat! Ah, Paris. You my dear, have the WOW factor!
Hemlock Queen | April 9, 2007 at 11:31 am
nice panty liner. it’s probably there to catch her latest std. wtf happened to her tits???
Kristin | April 9, 2007 at 11:34 am
What the fuck is with her breasts going from big to small, big to small.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 11:34 am
Here is the trash I have been waiting for! Why did it take so long to get a good pitcure of Paris Hilton’s Ass? Now all we need is a little Courtney Love Nipple with hair around it and maybe part of Lindsay snatch slipping out of her panties. That would make my day
TheRanchTooth | April 9, 2007 at 11:38 am
I just rubbed one out. The difference between me and the (one or two) other (straight) guys here is that I admitted it.
Sassy | April 9, 2007 at 11:39 am
Looks like she got her Depends all in a bunch. Classy as usual.
F-Sucker | April 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
#17
A lot of the guys here are scared to admit how much better most of these gals look than the fat, sloppy land mosters they go home to. So they bash them.
Trust me…..if Paris Hilton came a-calling……..they’d hit it.
Either that, or they’re gay.
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 11:44 am
Gross. Not only do we have to look at Paris’ pad sticking out, but now we know that theranchtooth just came all over his computer screen. TMI
TheKat | April 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
Don’t her legs look ridiculously tan compared to the rest of her skin? Too much self tanning cream!!
Ossot | April 9, 2007 at 11:52 am
#17: no shit. I donno about that ass pic, but kills me how many people here dis her and lindsay. They may be whore’s, but i’d face fuck both of them w/o hesitation.
1MILFhunter | April 9, 2007 at 11:54 am
Paris is wearing the grannys because she can’t afford tampons or thongs.
TheRanchTooth | April 9, 2007 at 11:59 am
#20 – Naw, I came all over your face, not my computer screen. Don’t you remember waking up, all groggy and confused, and saying “Daddy is that you?”
ChristmasOnMars | April 9, 2007 at 11:59 am
I don’t get how any straight guy could call that ass attractive, especially with the blood sponge dangling out. I’d happily roll around with about 90% of the current crop of starlets (including Lindsay, whom I’d hit with all the fluid in my body) but Paris? I not only find her unattractive, but the thought of her naked causes my penis to retract up into my abdominal cavity.
What I’m sayin’, #17, is that you can HAVE her.
DrPhowstus | April 9, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Sweet! Now I have every still pic I need to make my skank composite photo.
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 12:06 pm
#24- themissingtooth. I’d rather stab my eye out with a fork. But you keep dreaming, cause I imagine that’s all the action you get.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:08 pm
@5 These are old pictures. I guess they got tired of us bitching about the crap they put up earlier. Those pictures were taken before she got boob and nose job done.
rrd | April 9, 2007 at 12:09 pm
why the hell is she wearing white bloomers under a dark green dress.
Ricky Razzle | April 9, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I used to wear my pants like that (half in/half out style) but my girlfriend complained they were always covered in poo so I had to stop. Good times, though.
Hemlock Queen | April 9, 2007 at 12:21 pm
rock on veggi! lol
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:26 pm
@27 I think it is TheToothless and he lives in Fontuckey Calif with the rest of the Meth heads.
arrogances | April 9, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Can’t stop her.
FRIST!!! | April 9, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Thanks fish, there goes my lunch….
Told you it was just a really good bra!!!
I take back what I said about her getting a nose job. It’s still real–and ugly.
costamar | April 9, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Maybe that’s her best asset. No pun intended.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm
@34 No those are old pictures.
luvinit | April 9, 2007 at 12:47 pm
So did her tits fall to her ass???
veggi | April 9, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Gotta Go. Just realized I forgot to wear pants today too. See ya’ll.
FRIST!!! | April 9, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Wait…WTC is that hanging out of her dress?!? That white thing? Doesn’t look like undies, not butt shaped…I’m confused yet apathetic.
Jimbo | April 9, 2007 at 12:59 pm
WTC it is her panty liner trying to escape that mess if a twat she has
lambman | April 9, 2007 at 1:09 pm
“Which is almost as exciting as that one time I ordered regular fries and found a curly fry in there. That was the best day ever.”
and another swing and miss in the joke deparment
arden | April 9, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Where the hell did she get the bra she had been wearing, and why does she ever take it off?
vanman | April 9, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I dunno #41. I can feel why he said that. I found a curly fry in the regulars one time too. That was my woodstock.
ESQ | April 9, 2007 at 1:24 pm
It looks like a safety guard lable/cap got stuck to her ass – you know the kind you find on a water bottle..
ESQ | April 9, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I meant label not lable, duh.
imran karim | April 9, 2007 at 1:26 pm
she would be crawling through bushes
Sho'Nuff | April 9, 2007 at 1:34 pm
The only picture of Paris Hilton that would shock me at this point would be of her dry humping a quadrpolegic midget with a mullet sitting on top of a priest’s lap while flipping off the virgin Mary.
whitegold | April 9, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I’d tap that ass. I mean, it’s gotta be less risky than hittin her vag, right? That’s where all her really nasty STDs hang out?!
But as for the mini discussion about all guys being willing to hit it but not admitting to it, you gotta consider the risk factor. If Paris was clean, then sure, I’d agree with you, but it can be a challenge getting it up when you know you’re about to shove it in to a death trap. With thoughts of STDs running through your head, she isn’t gonna seem like such a good time.
And as for Lohan, I wouldn’t hit it just on principle alone. Everybody hates LL!
Poroleishon | April 9, 2007 at 1:42 pm
She litteraly BENDS OVER for attention… and she gets it real fast. stupid ho.
F-Sucker | April 9, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Sometimes you have to risk death and disease for the good poon.