Paris Hilton was spotted in LA conveniently carrying around in front of paparazzi a self-help book called The Power Of Now and – wait for it – The Holy Bible. Did I mention she also forgot her bra? I dunno if that’s relevant, but she also forgot her bra. I can’t believe this is the best tactic clowns like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan can come up with to change their public image. Actually, no, wait, yes I can believe it. What I can’t believe is that they manage to make it through the day without the aid of a bicycle helmet.
LMAO!!! Does she not know how obvious she is displaying them? She’s even seperated them so you can see the titles. :-D
WAIT…maybe Jebus IS trying to tell us something… the only letters visible on the Bible form the slang “Ho” and “Bi”
SHE CAN READ!!!?!
I love how in almost every pic the book covers are facing the camera….More staged than her shit in the Simple Life….I’d love her to get put into gen pop and be gang raped by some angry 400 lb lesbians.
ew she looks as though she’s had a masectomy in the first pic…
what a trollop.
and a pox on the judge who decided that she gets to hang out in a ‘prison cottage’ instead of a real jail, and for halving her sentence.
what a trollop/slapper
R-E-T-A-R-D!!!!! Is that gaudy 4 leaf clover pendant for good luck? Isn’t that sacreligious against the bible she’s holding? Where is her “magic bra” now?
sometimes you try too hard to be witty
So when I die I get to stay in the house behind pearly gates?
That’s hot.
She can’t help being a “DeeDeeDee”
Funny how she’s too dumb to pick one of the many cult fads that have celebrity backing. If she was reading the Secret, then Oprah and Shannon Elizabeth would be shouting, “Free Paris!” If she was reading the Caballa, Madonna would sneak water into her cell. If she was getting into Scientology, Cruise and Travolta would visit her cell every day. I’m southern baptist so I believe it is possible for Paris, but I wish she picked Islam. That would be funniest to watch.
@111…brainwashing usually requires that the subject have a brain or reasonable facsimile thereof, alas, Paris is unbrainwashable.
Does this dumb whore think we are stupid, see her with a bible and think she can read? Sheesh this is one thick bitch.
Pic #4 has some really funky shit going on. Lots of wrongness there. So who stood up Jimbo? Frist?
The Power of Lingerie.
Help me Jebus! Sanctuary!!!!!!
LOL, Le Herp is such a joke, we all know she can’t read.
Wow, let’s hope that helps here get through those harsh 23 days in prison- I can just see her reading Adam and Eve now -”That’s hot.”
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They’ll even post your picture and make fun of you, you know, if you’re in to that kind of thing.
aren’t thoze pilotz glazzez?
Pariz, pleaze put down the Bible.
Jezuz died for uz, not for the
demonz of the world………
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
#94 – Welcome back, Edna!! You’ll have a blast here now that most of the folks who remember what a douchebag you are have left the site.
BTW – she didn’t find Salvation, she found a Bible. In order to find salvation, she has to actually read it and not just carry it around.
One more thing, is stealing a Bible from a hotel or doctor’s office a sin, Edna?
#120 You are REPORTED! I REPORTED all the others who used to post disgusting comments on this website and now I am sure they are all enjoying reading their Korans in Club Gitmo.
Hey Edna report this.
And close your legs I can smell that nasty tuna all the way in Canada.
Am I the only one who thinks Paris looks like Cousin Oliver in the top photo?
paris, as believable as this whole situation is, you probably shouldn’t be carrying around a purse that is plenty large enough to hold both of your spiritual readings.
paris, as believable as this situation is, you probably shouldn’t have carried around a bag that is large enough to hold your spiritual readings. what a sham.
Shouldn’t her hands be on fire or covered in blood? Shouldn’t those books be melting into her chest and why am I not hearing the sound of bacon cooking and sizzling in a fryingpan? Why isn’t she burning down to ashes or crying I’m melting, melting? I mean she is the anti-christ? No?
Hmmmm, me thinks she must be more powerful then I thought. My plans to exterminate her will have to be altered.
#18. LOL!
Is this her attempt at looking like a good girl? A dress that covers her ass, in a subtle colour, no push up bra (ie; showing her pre-pubescent chicken cutlets) and holding religious reading material.
This girl is too stupid for words. We all know she can only read picture books so why is she trying to fool us? The books have probably been hollowed a la Shawshank Redemption, and inside she’s really carrying her vaginal wart creme.
If she’s really doing the religious thing why isn’t she wearing her sunday’s best, her regular church outfit; a tube top and crotchless panties stained with minister and choir boy spoogy.
#121 – REPORTED TO WHOM, EDNIE?
Did you call someone up and say “Hey, wedgeone is being vulgar and I want you to … {click} … Hello? HEL-LOOOO??!?
The reason the others aren’t here isn’t because they were Islamic terrorists (you don’t even know where “Gitmo” is, do you?). It’s because they were trolled into leaving. Unless you’re the troll, you had nothing to do with it.
Like anyone will be able to find anyone’s real identity and where to find anyone based upon the nickname & fake E-Mail addresses we all use. You really are a douche – only you’re a used douche, not a fresh one.
Put on your Ben Stein voice and recall this Ferris Bueller classic:
“The biggest douche in the world is … anyone … anyone … anyone … Edna Bambrick”
hey babe…
…we’ll see you
…on the other side
it wont be pleasant
but it could be…
…cathartic
[look it up]
lol babe : )
you’ll be ok )
…eventually )
…soon : ))
Do trannies goes in heaven? I don’t think so..I guess that she even doesn’t know what the Holy Bible is…a catalague maybe. She’s no more than a fuckin’ whore and she have to go to jail forever just because she’s herself. She’s so fake, she can play the “nice girl” if she wants with her fake Bible…We’re not stupid we know she does that not to go to jail but SHE WILL!
The Power of Now is a great book.
You should read it, too! :-)
What does wearing (or not wearing) a bra have to do with religious conviction? Nothing at all. For thousands of years, women of all religions went without bras. The bra was only invented about 100 years ago. Even today, hundreds of millions of women do not wear bras. Many women are simply more comfortable without the unnatural stresses that the bra puts on the shoulders and back. Perhaps some of you who associate braless women with sex should educate yourselves some.
http://www.goingbraless.net/
Maybe some of you should join the site and read the forums to educate yourselves.
Nice work Keep it UP!!!!!!
The way i look at it is paris will be in her own little personal part in jail(if she goes)and the little so called princess will live in heaven like conditions so weather or not she advertizes her bible or not it does not matter she is a spoiled little B@$ch and everything in her little world is a damn photo shoot (grow te hell up paris and maybe someone will take you serious and baby you need to find god or something)
OMG! That’s sad when you only become religious when it’s convinient!!!!LMFAO!!
dude not only are her boobs ugly but i hope u have it hard n jail.. n think its very unfair that u wont have to spend the whole 45 days in jail n i don even think that is enough..u know if u werent who u were then would get treated like eveyone else…. poor rich girl, never worked a fucking day n ur life u wouldnt make it n the real world sweetie… watch out for the broom sticks lol
hhahaha.
pleaaase paris.
dontt stopp.
Ok, I don’t like her. But what is wrong with not wearing the bra? I like that.
I Hope that paris hilton learns a lesson before some gets hurts. what if she would have killed someone would she be another O.J? she is just a spoiled brat and the only thing that she is good at is spending daddy’s money and making racial remarks againgst others. I hope that she does find GOD before someones fist finds her?
good
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!