Paris Hilton forgets bra, finds Jebus
Paris Hilton was spotted in LA conveniently carrying around in front of paparazzi a self-help book called The Power Of Now and – wait for it – The Holy Bible. Did I mention she also forgot her bra? I dunno if that’s relevant, but she also forgot her bra. I can’t believe this is the best tactic clowns like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan can come up with to change their public image. Actually, no, wait, yes I can believe it. What I can’t believe is that they manage to make it through the day without the aid of a bicycle helmet.