Paris Hilton was transferred out of the medical ward of the Twin Towers Correctional Facility late last night and back to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood where she started her sentence more than a week ago. She was undergoing medical and psychiatric testing to determine where she should be held and I guess they went with the Lynwood facility. Although I was kind of hoping they would’ve gone with a zoo. Or maybe a rocket ship aimed directly at the sun.
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emily | June 14, 2007 at 10:19 am
frist.
dumb bitch.
Jess | June 14, 2007 at 10:21 am
I saw the video of her screaming in a cop car. Who would act like that except a little child?? She needs to stay in there, get a taste of reality. Not cupcakes.
That was corny.
But seriously, she’s a bitch.
Princess Amber | June 14, 2007 at 10:21 am
I am sick of britney panties and can’t want for Paris to get out and be all into charity and not dumb anymore.
missj | June 14, 2007 at 10:23 am
this is news? hadn’t she been in and out of jail like 17 times already
RichPort | June 14, 2007 at 10:24 am
I hear she wants to be a host on The View. Like there’s not enough putrid cunts there…
kwsoze | June 14, 2007 at 10:25 am
@3–if only being dumb were a choice!!
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 14, 2007 at 10:28 am
#3 There is no way she’ll ever be anything more than dumb….ever…seriously my 2 year old seems to have a better concept of reality than this cunt. But anyways that’s not important I just want to know has she pooped yet?
Princess Amber | June 14, 2007 at 10:29 am
Well she is the one who says being dumb ins’t cute anymore as her dad is planning a get out of jail party.
ButtScratcher | June 14, 2007 at 10:29 am
I feel as though she a team of stylists and random other paid bitches on hand when she took this picture, must admit it’s one of the best mugshots i’ve seen…
Hecubus | June 14, 2007 at 10:32 am
So … what’s this got to do with Ann Coulter ?
Zealand | June 14, 2007 at 10:33 am
# 7
I read somewhere that she has people that poop for her.
Brett | June 14, 2007 at 10:33 am
Wow… she’s been in and out of jail almost the same # of times 67% of the male population has been in and out of her. And by that I mean, 1000000s. Which I don’t get… at all.
CLICKHEREASSHOLES! | June 14, 2007 at 10:33 am
it doesn’t matter! she is still going to get better treatment! And if it is you’re first time getting locked up, You’ll be scared to! Not…..everybody is seasoned criminals!
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 10:39 am
Every time I hear something more about this story, I die a little.
popgoesmyheart | June 14, 2007 at 10:39 am
I guess it’s a little too late to say that she gets around….
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 11:00 am
#10=leave that bitch outta
here, shez nothing but a
BigFuckinMouthRepublican,
that thinkz she knowz it all..
stupid bitch..
#13=Azzdick
soundz like U speak from
experience..so U were
scared in jail? BigBaby!
Pariz, I hope your demon
thoughtz eat U alive while
your locked down 23 hourz.
Brock Landers | June 14, 2007 at 11:09 am
I still don’t get it. She’s NOT hot. I so want to give her a facial though.
Donica | June 14, 2007 at 11:19 am
The beak of hers absolutely kills me. I’ve read she actually has HAD rhinoplasty to get it to look like that.
lambman | June 14, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I vote for rocket to the sun! Just like on the Simpsons when they sent Tom Arnald and Rosie O’Donnel in a rocket to the sun.
sea | June 14, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Well, thank God. I’ve been so concerned for her that I’ve been unable to eat or pee for a week. I’m so glad she’s on the road to recovery.
dabean | June 14, 2007 at 12:41 pm
@13
Would it be so hard to stop using the letter “z” in place of “s” and for crying out loud, whenever I see the letter “u” capitalized for “you”, it makes me think you are a 12 year that needs a lesson in the grammar hammer.
Kamiki | June 14, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I really don’t care anymore, I just want her to die.
Donica | June 14, 2007 at 12:58 pm
And why is she so concerned about bathroom pics from prison when she already HAS bathroom pics out there: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris2.html
jenster | June 14, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I think its just fucking phenominal that everytime this broad tries an avenue of
getting off easy, justice rushes in and
puts her bigbird-ass right back in general population. Her sentance wouldn’t be so long
if she just sucked it up and finished it without cryinig like a baby, pretending to
not eat and be suicidal, and begging mommy and daddy to dig up another amubulence chasing lawyer.
She’s like a little kid that has n concept of
“time out” and she keeps getting off the metaphorical stool or the corner”
stupid vapid twat
Victoria | June 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I would have sympathy for Paris if I believed her ummmm “repentance” was sincere….but I don’t…and she isn’t.
Drug (illegal) withdrawals must really suck huh Paris?
jus'stupid | June 14, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Poster child for money can’t buy you brains
Celebrity Headache | June 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Out of jail, back to jail, it’s an act, it’s not an act–could it be that we finally will have a quiet period from Paris Hilton news.
hollywoodgirls.tv | June 14, 2007 at 2:24 pm
For updates on Paris Gate, check out http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv.
Susan | June 14, 2007 at 2:31 pm
I still think she should have to come to my house and deal with my kids… I’d rather be locked up and fed some days
Sheva | June 14, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I’m going to pray for two things:
Paris gets the lezbot butch love she’s yearning for and
Krazikelli actually has her mommy correct her utterances before posting.
Krazi you couldn’t face off against Ann Coulter for a minute. She’s smart, funny and intelligent whether you agree with her point of view or not.
But at least it’s fucking English not Floridian-ebonics lite.
Ronda | June 14, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I just don’t understand whats the big deal.Her sentence is not even for a month.Geeez..she shd have gotten over it already?!
Drunkman | June 14, 2007 at 3:14 pm
#16 you’re pretty much an moron. You’re writing (which is on par with teenybopper girls using AIM) is an eyesore, so learn how to fucking write you ass-clown.
15piecesofflare | June 14, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Penis nose.
Sick of anything..Hilton | June 14, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Any cell you put her in..is too good for her.
Just dig her a hole six feet under already!
techclerk | June 14, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Krazihotkelli,
I’d listen to Ann Coulter before I’d listen to you because you have nothing to say. Your “wurdz” are all just diarrhea of the mouth. You are just as stupid as Paris, Lindsay and Britney because you refuse to admit you always make yourself look like a dumbass.
At least I have the shame to realize when I’ve made myself look like a screaming jackass. Not you. You just keep on doing it.
techclerk | June 14, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Hey Superfish,
For shits and giggles, why not do a story about “Idiot Moron Won’t Take a Hint”
Base the whole story on Krazihotkellie and her stupid posts.
canimal | June 14, 2007 at 10:54 pm
HAHA yeah I bet the correctional facility is so sympathetic to “paris needs cocaine or she’ll feels sick” as a reason not to serve time.
Anyway, wheres the video of her screaming in a cop car??? I wanna see!!
krazihottkelli | June 17, 2007 at 11:37 am
sheva and techclerk:
fuck both of you..I zee you both suck
Coulterz azz..shez not smart,look where
she is..shez ugly…long nose and I am
sure shez a guy…and everyone now hates
that bitch,,so go suck her azz,, thatz
what your good for…enjoy republican
dick from her.
Rachel | June 17, 2007 at 10:12 pm
seriously, it would do her dumb ass good to sit in a jail cell and think about her life for a while. oh wait, isn’t that the whole point of jail?
DefinatelyTrying | June 18, 2007 at 12:40 am
Paris Hilton, nice to see you back in jail. Isn’t that Ann Coulter your talking about the chick that called those poor 9/11 wifes names after their husbands got killed in the WTC? If so, she should be in jail for that alone. What a bitch.
Bill | June 21, 2007 at 1:03 pm
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT PARIS HILTON IS GOING THRU NARCOTIC DRUG WITHDRAWALS FOR THE FIRST TIME. SHE’S A VICODAN, PERCOCET, AND MS -CONTIN ADDICT. HOW DO I KNOW? THE ‘SCRIPTS ARE FILLED AT MY FATHER’S DRUG STORE.
cheap cartucho r4i | February 4, 2010 at 4:54 am
Miss Paris, its time to put on your Big Girl panties and act your age. You like parts of being an adult: driving, sex, drinking, making your own decisions. But you somehow missed the flipside -you love rights but respondsibility doesn’t compute.
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