Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris’ boyfriend Benji Madden failed to help Paris to her feet and instead stepped over her. Although after realizing she was actually hurt, he did eventually turn back around to help her. Which I guess is actually pretty impressive, because if I saw Paris Hilton lying face first on the floor I’m pretty sure my first instinct would be to kick her. Well that, or bring both my hands to my face in shock that she wasn’t naked and covered in used condoms. Haha, just kidding. Paris Hilton? Condoms? It’s like I’m writing a fantasy novel.
A video of Benji pleading with the paparazzi to leave Paris alone after the jump.
Alaina | March 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm
FIRST!!!!!
hill | March 31, 2008 at 4:42 pm
holy shit this is the best thing i’ve heard all year.
Ang | March 31, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I would have a tiny bit of respect for him if he had whipped it out and jerked off onto her face while she was lying there.
p911gt10c | March 31, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Face first into somethin….where have we heard that before….
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
pointandlaugh | March 31, 2008 at 4:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving twatface.
Emerson | March 31, 2008 at 4:47 pm
People who write “FIRST” are lame fucks. Now let’s get back to making fun of Paris.
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Looks like me trying to leave a bar…except the guy has his pants on.
sticky-armadillo | March 31, 2008 at 4:49 pm
whatever happened to the good old days when sean penn would shot at photographers? Benji sounds more like a scared teenager than a man.
coach_dee | March 31, 2008 at 4:49 pm
OH GOD, *PLEASE* LET THERE BE VIDEO OF THIS!!!!
Matthew | March 31, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#1 – Alaina – ignore these jealous losers, you won this thread!
Ralph | March 31, 2008 at 4:51 pm
This is a perfect example of why women should practice a healthy life style. I am sure Paris is one of those underweight females that eat once a day; probably at dinner time. I understand Paris is a ditz which does not help, but she was probably light headed from not eating, tripped, lost her balance, and fell.
justifiable | March 31, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Can’t dance, can’t walk…saw the sex tape, sure can’t fuck. Three strikes, yer out.
Italian Stallion | March 31, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Gives a new meaning to “carpet muncher”……………
Dee | March 31, 2008 at 4:52 pm
#12
lol!
mrs.t | March 31, 2008 at 4:52 pm
It’s those goddamn giant feet we need to thank for this little treat. If the old adage holds any truth, Paris has a waaaaaayyyy bigger cock than Benji.
badda bang | March 31, 2008 at 4:53 pm
paris didn’t fall. she heard there were billionaire penises hidden in the magic carpet. how could she resist?
ambidextroushandjob | March 31, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#11 That’s really rich, when your name sounds like a bulemic barfing up lunch.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Well…I’m not going to cast a stone, because most nights I end up with something lumpy on my chin…
snoop says | March 31, 2008 at 4:56 pm
he’s too quick on his toes to get caught up with these hoes
NY Ted | March 31, 2008 at 4:56 pm
THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! Nothing like seeing someone…especially Paris…get hurt during a comedic prat-fall flat on her face!
Besides she was most likely sloshed out of her pea-brain mind!
justifiable | March 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
#13 LOL – but that implies she actually eats.
Ted Mosby | March 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
That Benji is a winner.
Though what’s the big deal? Isn’t Paris used to having someone bust on her chin?
karma | March 31, 2008 at 5:02 pm
benji is using her for the press and her money. talking to her must be like talking to a Corky
aja | March 31, 2008 at 5:02 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auntie Kryst | March 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I don’t see the point why that douchefucker Benji Madden bothered running??
It's me Fuckers | March 31, 2008 at 5:07 pm
#12, LOL!! I saw the porn and the girl needs cock sucking lessons as well.
pay attention | March 31, 2008 at 5:13 pm
sloppy whores are the best. just scrap them off the floor and you’ll have fun for hours + no cuddling.
justifiable | March 31, 2008 at 5:13 pm
#26 That’s because all Paris does is pose – bellydancing and cocksucking do require some effort (hey, there’s a reason it’s called a blowJOB). Bitch can’t be bothered to do either right.
GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY | March 31, 2008 at 5:15 pm
the only thing she’s good for is getting down on all fours and she can’t even do that right.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 5:16 pm
“blowJOB”
huh! Never really thought of it that way, but you’re right. I guess in my mind I was always thinking “rimJOB” when my arms would get tired from holding apart Frist’s big cottage-cheese asscheeks while licking her hairy bunghole and trying not to sneeze…
Alaina | March 31, 2008 at 5:17 pm
thanks matthew :)
and while its kinda funny, i feel bad her– Paris is so funny!
combustion8 | March 31, 2008 at 5:18 pm
but she must die, its for the harvest.
alwaysclassy | March 31, 2008 at 5:19 pm
SWEET!!! This made my day!
alwaysclassy | March 31, 2008 at 5:20 pm
btw – you would be trippin’ all the time too if you had Shaq-size 22 feet.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 5:22 pm
@30 Are you going to die soon asshole troll??
justifiable | March 31, 2008 at 5:27 pm
#35 We know that’s not you, because we all know that FRIST shaves.
Yo Momma | March 31, 2008 at 5:35 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where is there a mastercard commercial when you need one?
grobpilot | March 31, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Pic #4 is perfect (and appropriate, accurate and expected)
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 5:39 pm
The best part is it looks like Paris was crying. Boooo Hoooooo, I guess the dumb shit should look where she is walking instead of trying to pose her ass for the cameras. I am surprised they even got those pictures. I would have been laughing my ass off..
redsonja1313 | March 31, 2008 at 5:44 pm
THis is so much better then her sad sac crying pic in the back of a police car !!!! I am with the other poster, LET THERE BE VIDEO !!!
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Hello!!! I’m IN THE ROOM!!!!!!
woodhorse | March 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Was she stoned or did she already lose her cat like reflexes?
and #7 – LOL.
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 5:52 pm
FRIST, Are you glad to know that everyone in here knows you shave??
tuna salad gives me gas | March 31, 2008 at 5:58 pm
it looks like jesus did smite her
Nathiest | March 31, 2008 at 6:03 pm
LAW SUITE!!! She should sue. Pore girl.
PimpMammaM | March 31, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Wow, what a guy Benji is! He was taking a step over her. I would dump his azz just for that. I’m sure this is going to end their relationship now.
I love how much she’s trying to cover the bump up with her hand. Score for the photog who actually got the shot of the bruise!!!!!! Bravo dude!!!!
justifiable | March 31, 2008 at 6:04 pm
#45 Shit, I’d sue the teacher that gave you a passing grade in spelling.
Sld | March 31, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’m no fan of Paris but the prick STEPPED OVER HER? Probably heard there were free growth hormones out the back – he really gets those knees as he runs like a skipping pixie doesn’t he?
Jimbo | March 31, 2008 at 6:05 pm
@45 For what? Being to stupid to see the step? We should sue your parents for not having an abortion..
FRIST!!! | March 31, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Sorry, no comment..