Paris Hilton got trashed last night and decided to regale patrons at The Estate in Boston with a rendition of her song “Stars are Blind.” Except as soon as Paris got on stage she had a “wardrobe malfunction” and showed the crowd some boob. So these poor people not only had to see Paris’ tits but then had to listen to her sing? Jesus. I’d ask for my money back. Or pull my classic hop over the bar and empty the cash register maneuver. Although it’s not very effective. But one time I actually pushed a button before the bartender threw a beer stein at my melon. I no longer have night vision.
Photos: INFdaily.com
first?
*Looks at a turd*
*Flushes*
2nd!
second? =]
my god, paris really doesn’t leave ANYTHING to the imagination, does she?
dirty whore.
*yak*
I’m going to compromise my journalistic integrity and state:
She should be shot for the good of all mankind.
This diseased cunt is actually in my OC today. I think of all the overprivileged little girls dragging their mothers to South Coast Plaza to see the “heiress”, oozing something like, “Mommy, when I grow up, I want to go to prison, just like Paris Hilton”
I’m going to compromise my journalistic integrity and state:
She should be shot for the good of all mankind.
This diseased cunt is actually in my OC today. I think of all the overprivileged little girls dragging their mothers to South Coast Plaza to see the “heiress”, oozing something like, “Mommy, when I grow up, I want to go to prison, just like Paris Hilton”
It’s true, I was there. Everybody was talking about it in the men’s room and saying how nasty she was. And snapping our fingers. And sucking each other’s cocks. We heard a bunch of unstylish sports-fan guys saying she was a sleazy sexy slut but we sure ignored those ickies!!!
What the hell was that??
I can’t understand why her grandfather is writing her out of his will. You’d think he’d be proud to see his grand-daughter showing her tits. That’s what the Hilton Empire was built upon.
Why he doesn’t take a pipe to his son’s head for raising this train wreck is anybody’s guess…
Will someone please punch this talentless drunk whore cow in the face?
Jeezus, that girl can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but it still won’t solve one of her most grotesque problems, her freakishly long bony hands. It must be at least 16 inches from her wrist to the tips of her fingers, and they’re all veiny and shit. Wait until she’s in her thirty’s and those things could star by themselves in Saw XII. Now way would I sleep with her cuz if she grabbed my dick, it’d look like a little smokie sausage. And not just because I like to cover it in barbecue sauce……
She really thinks everyone loves her doesn’t she?? she lives in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
everything about her says “I still play with my little pony.”
if it isn’t peplum sleeves or puffed shoulders, it’s some other pastel colored imitation medieval rag. is she gunning to win the top wench beauty pagent in the renaissance faire? all she needs is one of those traffic cone shaped hats and a streamer. god knows her crotch is already ‘like wizard’s sleeve.’ and has the crone’s warts.
I love it.
I know she’s trying to cover herself in that 2nd pic, but….at a glance it just looks like she’s had a few, and she’s getting handsy.
Mmm, feels good.
I hope someone tests that microphone for STDs before letting anyone else use it. Or better yet, just burn it.
I’m glad her time in stir straightened her ass out. The old Paris would be out getting hammered, showing off body parts not fit for human viewing, and singing off-key.
Uh-oh……
Send her to the moon.
/NOT NEWS
What has Boston been reduced to?
They get their ass’s kicked in the Super Bowl, totally blowing a ‘perfect’ season, and what do they do? Cheer on an impromptu Karaoke session by some talentless whore.
Boston, how fucking pathetic.
#19 nice try. Pretty obvious trolling. Take another shot and give it some thought this time.
Fish,
You better have one more in you this week. By the way, why doesn’t Fish work weekends? It looks like you put in about 12 minutes a day as it is… unless you also TAKE the photos. While I’m feeling contemplative, why does he talk about his abs of steel all the time? And his amazing drinking abilities even more? And what is the time zone in which he lives? And is he really a he or a she or something in between? I ask you dear readers, have any of you ever seen the Fish? Does he know Nemo? Did he help find Nemo? Is he real or made up like God and Ws military record?
Say all the histrionic over-the-top cut-downs you want, anybody with eyes can see that she’s reasonably attractive. Not as attractive as a real actress or model, and definitely not as hot as she thinks, but for sure hotter than you.
“Is he real or made up like God and Ws military record?”
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…reply by Binky…
“It’s pretty shitty quality but then again so is Paris Hilton”
LOL, Superfish, that’s why I love this site.
MORE BANDWIDTH. Is it just me or is this site just *crawling* lately?
#19-You’re obviously not snarf…he’s on his way here with my fucking pizza.
#21-I’ve thought about this and all I want to do in my life is meet the Fish and give him a hi-5.
As for Paris singing…someone should rip out her larnyx. I’ll volunteer. Just get me in a room with her.
#25 – lol it aint bandwidth. you don’t have anything to screen what’s trying to make itself at home on your computer, do you?
that girl in the backdrop of pic 4 is a little too happy…
She has no tits…….They say in France that the perfect breast will fit in a champagne glass…..Here in America the perfect breast will clog a toilet.
I’m not going to make fun of Paris here. She had fun at that Boston Bar. Sammy tried to hit on her, telling her old baseball stories. Diane was jealous, but Coach was there to calm her down. Woody had a crush on Paris, but he’s just a shy stupid Indiana boy. Cliffy probably annoyed Paris with some cockamamie theory about the government. Carla poisoned Paris’ drink. Then good ol’ Norm “Naahmee!” used her as a toothpick.
What I’m trying to say is I couldn’t give a shit about that skank but I miss Cheers. Oh well, time to go get piss drunk, have a good weekend all.
No actually what people here seem to consider the perfect ASS (Kim Kardashian’s) clogs a toilet. (In fairness, a lot of the clog is hair.)
Once I asked a bunch of French guys if they thought the perfect breast would fit in a soap dish. They said “what’s that?”
This bitch is just trying ANYTHING to get in the tabloids these days… Nobody loves you, get a real life.
Spicy Hawiian…Supreme…Ultimate Meat Lovers…
I…can’t…TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!!!
WHAT THE FUCK! I NEED A FUCKING PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was a huge David Letterman fan until last week when he started kissing her skanky ass, apologizing for “insulting” her. The only way to insult this skivosa is to turn down her credit card. Please, someone deranged – and I know there are an incredible lot of you in LA – please, stalk and kill this pig. Do it for all of us.
I’ve been spending too much time on this site. I saw the following headline and was wondering what Adnan was doing in Kenya…
Annan Hopes for Kenya Agreement Soon
Who. Gives. A. Flying. One.
@21-Thank you! I don’t get how someone can be talking about celebs, then get off on a whole other fucking subject that is just plain lame and has nothing to do with the topic. Abs of steel, drinking, blah blah blah….just fucking lame.
A drunk girl gets up on a stage and her dress falls down and her boobs fall out. And apparently I’m supposed to have a negative reaction? Sorry, you’ve got a nice site here and all, but I’m due back on Planet Hetero.
Wow! It turns out she really can’t sing! I never suspected that her CD was the product of Pro Tools and DATs. What a shock!
Wow! It turns out she really can’t sing! I never suspected that her CD was the product of Pro Tools and DATs. What a shock!
At first I thought it said, “Paris Hilton drunkenly sings Boston.” As in…”more than a feeeeeelin!!!!”
Now THAT would have been news-worthy.
At first I thought it said, “Paris Hilton drunkenly sings Boston.” As in…”more than a feeeeeelin!!!!”
Now THAT would have been news-worthy.
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wow
i mean i knew there were desperate and lonely people out there, but…
man.
…Isn’t good champagne usually served in a fluted glass? Anyway, that is my response to the breast/toilet-clogging/champagne glass statement…What? Oh Paris, is she still here? Gawd, it must suck to be 26 and that drunk in public and have no job and think people like you when in fact they’re laughing at you…she’ll just get sadder and sadder as she gets older. I mean sh!t, that’s the kinda stuff we did when we were 19 and in college…she doesn’t even have the sense to be embarrassed. Yuck.
Isn’t she fucking 28 years old? shouldn’t she grow the fuck up? who the hell is gonna care about a 30 year old trashy whore? Paris dear you passed your prime, now go fuck off.
Whatevs, you bitches are soooo jealous. You only WISH you could party like Paris, be surrounded by beautiful people, be famous, make albums, write books, start chihuahua puppy mills in your basement, have a stroke that paralyzes one eye, pop blue contacts in, bleach your mousey hair, get older and lonelier and sadder, lose all your money, talk in squeaky baby voices and break out in infected vaginal sores. Dream on ladies.
OMG, she is sooo airbrushed!!!
On another note. Who is the chapped-lipped broad at the top of this page, that I’ve been staring at for god knows how many months, years… ?
fifti uth.