Paris Hilton dropped by agent

Superficial / June 12, 2007

Paris Hilton has been dropped by her team of agents at the Endeavor Talent Agency because she “just wasn’t worth it.” A rep for Endeavor confirmed that, “Paris is no longer a client.” A source tells Us:

“There was a lot of tension between Paris and her agents for a while. Her legal messes have totally consumed her, and she was always a difficult client. The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart of her generation. It just didn’t work out that way.”

How did Paris even land a talent agency in the first place? “Look, she can, like, stand around. You need somebody to stand around? We’ve got your woman.” And how were they thinking she’s anything like Martha Stewart? Hey, guys, I found an old basketball on the street. Maybe that can be the next Martha Stewart too. How about this bowl of cereal? My sock?