got their hands on an amazingly realistic self portrait Paris Hilton drew of herself while at the Lynwood jail. The picture shows her standing at a pay phone inside the jail and she’s even got Larry King Live on in the background. Some people call the Mona Lisa a masterpiece, but that’s only because they’ve never seen this. And look, she even signed it. As if somebody else would actually want to take credit for this. I’d rather take credit for a double homicide than have people think I drew this.
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That’s amazing, it looks just like her. What with the tiny little nose and the two huge wide open beautiful eyes. Okay then not really, she’d have been better drawing Mr Burns in a blonde wig.
who said this was a self portrait? it can’t be because that one eyes not wonky.
That is all.
yeah and im sure ALL of you can draw SO much better
is it sad that shes actually PRETTIER in this pic than in real life? aw so sad
LOL..
Come on! this is just too easy…
Anybody else notice the phone handset looks like an upside down phallus? Think she’s been missing the high hard one?
I drew better than that at 5!!!
Unbelivable how retarded this person is.
I think after seeing this, I’m gonna start going easy on her. I mean I don’t make fun of people in the Special Olympics either. Same thing.
Not cool to make fun of retards.
I see now what was wrong with her from the getgo.
This kind of drawings make me always flasback to my childhood.I even recognize the prison clothes.
haha the phone DOES look like a cock. some artistic talent shes got goin on
It looks like she’s finally her eye fixed.
come on, people. it’s a cute drawing.
that phone looks like a phallus.
i have to give it to her. the perspective isn’t half bad.
Sooooo much talent with this one….
Picasso? Rembrandt? Hacks. Mere hacks.
So when is the art expo?
I like how she gave herself japanimea eyes
0_0
She drew a Nicole Richie on the side of the paper…get it..side of the paper? It’s cos Nicole Richie is anorexic. You know, she’s like really thin…so is the side of a sheet of paper…so Nicol..um…
Pariz:
call mommiedearezt,
zhe needz zome new
hair..zhez a freakin
train wreck…hurry..
Itz funny how zhe put xxxoooo=z
under her name…I’ll bet zhe
waz lozing her fuckin mind in there..
zhe probably can’t wait to get back..
Yeah, I remember passing notes like this
in 4th grade too.
Hey Paris, ya didn’t quite get the pic right.
You forgot to make your one eye all wonky.
This is obviously a sketch for her next clothing line. Haven’t you heard of her new best brand: LA County Jail Urban. She should show the back where “JAIL” is pasted across her ass! The pockets on the front are extra large to carry eye liner pencils for shanking your enemies!
ha ha ha ha ha Paris WHITNEY Hilton ha ha ha ha ha!
the letter to harvey says something about fair something reporting the facts something something… did she seriously send TMZ a drawing of herself?! And they still didn’t publish it??!?!?!
ah qual é ficou mó bom
what does it say on the back>> There is writing.
Mark my word, some amazingly stupid retard will pay big bucks for this fucking shitty drawing. Who wants to start the bidding….?
Your closing comment is really inappropriate. You should be more responsible in your choice of words and self patronage in your commentary.
“I’d rather take credit for a double homicide than have people think I drew this.”
she has no idea what she physically looks like!
A Hilton anime series could become of this. The title has already been set: One Night in Paris.
ejem… no comments…
Yeah….she wishes she looked this good,
I hate to tell you this CountDrunkulaXxX, but last weekend your husband was at my house and let’s just say, he was doing some
heavy munching. Sorry, you have always known that I am a whore. It’s not the first time for him and me either. I figured that this was a safer way to tell you.
it seems like paris is starting to be the real “artistic” one since being put in jail, i mean making this horrible drawing and a “beautiful” fathers day card for her dad.
WHO CARES??????????????????
IS IT ME OR DOES THE PHONE LOOK LIKE A DILDO??????
I could find a blind two year old with no hands that can draw better than this.
[No offense to blind two-year olds with no hands in advance.]
PARIS-I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUR ART…MINE LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS. DONT EVER LET PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN, THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS. YOU ARE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME..I TRY TO EMULATE YOUR GLAMOUR…I LOVE YOU PARIS. I WISH I WAS AS AWESOME AS YOU, BABE. YOU ARE SO LOVED ALL AROUND THE WORLD. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND TELL ALL THE HATERS TO GO TO HELL.
XOXOXOX
Uhmm,is this an homage to Edvard Munch’s The Scream?
damn. a floating-penis-looking-payphone…VERY artistic that crackhead.
hahahahaha wtf this is the wierdest thing ive ever fucking seeeen
joder, qué infantil.
@6 I agree with your theory. i don’t even think paris is a sexual person at all