Talking to E! News at the Samantha Ronson party Lindsay Lohan was banned from, Paris revealed she wants to marry Doug Reinhardt:
“We’re best friends,” Paris told me. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”
As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn’t happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. “You never know,” Doug said. “He’s going to be my husband,” Paris giggled.
You know what? I’m all for this, and I hear Mexico is a great place to get married right now. No, really, I’ll even invite a whole bunch of my classy friends, a cartel of them if you will, because I love romance so much. Now get packin’, you crazy lovebirds!
Screw you | April 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
first!!! She is gross. Come on.. he has herps by now
anger monger | April 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm
ahh well i agree,she is gross,i hope it works out for them,but it wont, who cares anyways.She’ll have a new man by this time next year.I wonder if she knows how terribly ugly she looks wearing that.
http://angermongers.blogspot.com
auntmarie | April 5, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Wth is she wearing??
sin | April 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm
He better not sign a prenuptial agreement. After being married to her for 1 year, he will divorce her crazy ass and wlak away with millions.
boo | April 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
It’s like she’s stopped wearing clothes and only goes out in costume now.
Famous Plastic | April 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
haha…That Mexico part was good ;)…
And I swear these two were made for each other. I never thought I would see the day where someone could out douche bag Paris. Bravo, Doug Reinholdt, bravo…
Darth | April 5, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Boo!
Gando | April 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm
At which drive-through chapel in Las Vegas are they going to get married?
NobodySpecial | April 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Here we go again. Remember when Benji Madden was going to be her husband, A FEW MONTHS AGO?.
“Madden began dating Paris Hilton and soon the couple expressed their plans of marriage and kids. Break-up rumors began circulating in the media in mid-November. Hilton confirmed that the couple had split up in an interview with Ryan Seacrest on November 21, 2008 by saying that they are “better off as friends. ”
I give this relationship six months at most.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 5, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Where ma girly?
these two look like | April 5, 2009 at 5:16 pm
baboon asses.
Fyra | April 5, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This guy is clearly using her. If it we’re the other way around, you’d call the girl a whore/gold digger. Why are these broke ass male bitches accepted so easily, as if it’s right? You guys are sexist.
jt | April 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
i wish i could see doug’s face when paris shows him how she can make snakes slither out of her vagina.
Kelley | April 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
She has been best friends with ALL the guys she’s banged LOL. They ALL last for about 15 minutes …
Randal | April 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm
True love is normally found in long time friends and it’s great to learn that Paris has found that in Doug. Wishing the two of you all the best and all the happiness that will last a lifetime.
Randal
Gee | April 5, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Ah, Randal, you hopeless romantic.
BTW, are you the Randal who spells his name with an R? If so, I’ve been looking for you — a family member of yours has left you a lot of money, and all you have to do is contact me directly to receive your thousands. No strings attached!
amanda | April 5, 2009 at 6:41 pm
why is she dressed like a fucked up flapper?
stoplookingatme | April 5, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Fish: Is Reinhardt’s name spelled “Reinholdt” in the headline on purpose, or is someone drinking on the job again?
shirleytemple | April 5, 2009 at 9:00 pm
their douche-spawn will take over the world…
..will we do nothing to stop this monstrosity?
suzieq | April 5, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Didn’t she say the same thing about the previous boyfriends – Benji, Stavros and every other guy she’s dated? Yeah right, they’re going to get married. LOL
Kels | April 5, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s said the same thing about the last 756 guys she’s dated. This one is omg like totally like my SOULMATE.
King Pins everywhere please kill them | April 5, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Who cares, but I do hope that they get married in Mexico, too, and that they get kidnapped, and we never ever hear about them again. Too bad, it won’t happen because the Drug Lords all know that these two are total worthless.
Charley Kane | April 5, 2009 at 11:41 pm
‘Doug Reinhardt will be my husband’
“And Fritz Lang will be my fashion designer.”
Cliff Notes | April 6, 2009 at 2:08 am
What happened to the Lauren Conrad thread Fish ?
Seems to have disappeared …
Lost your balls ?
'Frank' from 16th Floor | April 6, 2009 at 2:20 am
Here’s the Conrad ahead – for those keeping score at home.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Move on.
spaceghost – April 5, 2009 6:05 PM
first
2. spaceghost – April 5, 2009 6:05 PM
first
3. mafme – April 5, 2009 6:05 PM
She’s okay if you like chubby girls.
4. Karri – April 5, 2009 6:07 PM
she’s pretty skinny. look at that lil belly.
5. mafme – April 5, 2009 6:10 PM
I know, she has a rockin’ body. I was just trolling… I guess I just ruined it by giving that away.
6. HornDawg – April 5, 2009 6:13 PM
They both look like they enjoy quick gentle sex and cuddling afterward.
7. amanda – April 5, 2009 6:23 PM
she has a really tiny little waist.
I wonder if she honestly believes she will still be “famous” once shes off the hills. Maybe shes hoping for a spinoff.
8. shitler – April 5, 2009 6:24 PM
That bikini top is made to be worn by someone who has breasts.
9. Randal – April 5, 2009 6:25 PM
The Hills continues to breed new and upcoming stars, as seen here with Lauren Conrad, almost as attractive as Heidi is but not quite. Her allure will certainly grow as she becomes more popular on the show as well as in the industry.
All the best to you, Lauren.
Randal
10. melissa – April 5, 2009 6:27 PM
i think she looks great
11. amanda – April 5, 2009 6:29 PM
#8
those tops look crappy on EVERYONE
theyre guaranteed to make your boobs look saggy + small
12. Pinky – April 5, 2009 6:33 PM
She looks amazing, so fit and not too skinny or fat. Her bf needs some major work
13. beahta – April 5, 2009 6:40 PM
I suspect you’d like her better if she were blonde.
14. His Huge Greatness Himself – April 5, 2009 6:45 PM
Where my girlie?
15. spamfighter – April 5, 2009 6:55 PM
woah, two tits and a heartbeat? I’m SO there
16. SOS – April 5, 2009 6:56 PM
OMG… I know I read LC but seriously.. I was looking at this thinking it was Lindsay Lohan…
17. bribios – April 5, 2009 7:00 PM
FIRST!
Damn my sentiments exactly. Her body is about as blah as her acting.
18. bribios – April 5, 2009 7:00 PM
FIRST!
Damn my sentiments exactly. Her body is about as blah as her acting.
19. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger – April 5, 2009 7:01 PM
*applause*
20. jaja – April 5, 2009 7:01 PM
7. The Hills IS her spinoff from Laguna Beach. And I doubt she is hoping for another one since she already decided to leave The Hills…
21. .. – April 5, 2009 7:02 PM
really nice body..bigger tatas than i would have expected, esp. since those tops are so unflattering…
#13 – she is blonde. it just seems that her hair was wet in these or something. look her up.
22. Michelle – April 5, 2009 7:51 PM
Did she forget her bikini bottoms? Why is she wearing shorts?
23. trix – April 5, 2009 7:53 PM
#7 … a spinoff? that show IS a spinoff and the only reason this is the last season is because lauren said she’s finished. they’ve been throwing insane money at her to keep it going (mtv’s #1 rated show by FAR) but she said no.
speidi are the ones looking for a spinoff. and audrina is currently shopping networks for her already shot, mark burnett produced reality show.
24. specialsauce – April 5, 2009 8:13 PM
I’m equally bored by both of them. I wish our country didn’t have to be subjected to see the Hills cast…we have enough problems already.
25. casualencounters.com/blog/ – April 5, 2009 8:21 PM
She’s just so kind of meh. Pretty, I guess. But so bland with it. Like a lovedroid.
26. britney’s weave – April 5, 2009 8:38 PM
what the fuck is with the spam? can NONE of those long posts be deleted?!
she looks good. his swim trunks, on the other hand, are ugly as hell.
27. Eva – April 5, 2009 8:57 PM
She looks like Lindsay Lohan… In fact I thought the first picture WAS her.
28. Richard McBeef – April 5, 2009 9:14 PM
meh. at least her tits are close enough together that you couldn’t ditch a 757 between them.
29. Knee Ya Ha Ha – April 5, 2009 10:31 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So.
My friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over, and, as some of you may know., ‘Frank’ watch a lot of movie – so I have on hand – a little bit of popcorn.
Martha Stewart : A little bit of what ? Popcorn ? Fantastic Idea !! This sounds like great tip for ALL homemakers Knee. Wait a sec – I want to jot some of this down !! This could be a new book. …. …. ….. ….
….
….
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Homemakers always have a pen near computer you moron !! ( Why this woman out of jail ?)
30. britney’s weave – April 5, 2009 10:45 PM
thanks, fish! i knew i loved you for a reason.
31. Head Ho – April 5, 2009 11:04 PM
She looks great from the neck down. I know that there is now such a thing as a face transplant, but this woman needs a whole head transplant.
32. THAT_GIRL_JENN – April 5, 2009 11:14 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
HER RIB CAGES ARE SHOWING!!! BUT THAT IS WHAT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE, UNDERWEIGHT BOY BODIES.
KEEP INSULTING KIM YOU HOMOS.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
33. Charley Kane – April 5, 2009 11:33 PM
Hey whats with Number 19 calling the Prez the N word? I dont like the guy, but come on, this isnt Stormfront!
34. Paul – April 5, 2009 11:44 PM
She looks like a cross between a little boy and lindsay lohan
35. Brian – April 5, 2009 11:53 PM
No, unlike you low IQ baboon types, we like a fit woman. You like that sloppy bootlip monkey type. Come on over, ive got a banana for you. Only 2 good places for number 32, swinging from a tree or swinging from a noose.
36. Jason – April 6, 2009 12:34 AM
This is when they started making sandwiches sexy….http://scanwiches.com/
37. Martha Stewart – April 6, 2009 12:58 AM
Martha Stewart : So. Knee. (like #29) I was reading a bit of your last link’s comments.Then I had a piece of whole grain toast – And then I came across this comment
“The shills are fighting a lost cause. THEY ARE LOSING THE INFORMATION WAR.
It is interesting to see that the tactics of yesterday do not work on the enabled people of today. The internet is truly a revolutionary weapon in the information war, for both sides of the 911 argument, and with the ability for the average person to independently investigate scientific research, it becomes more and more obvious as time goes by that the masses will awaken soon enough.”
Martha Stewart : Then of course I was wondering what they weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
38. gerard Vandenberg – April 6, 2009 12:59 AM
why a FAGGOT as boy-friend?
THIS BECAUSE HETERO’S SMELL SHIFTY PERSONS, folks!!
39. Stuart Gottzberg – April 6, 2009 1:05 AM
And the irony is….*drum roll please*…for all your bitchin’ the hills ADVERTISES on your site. MWHAHAHAHA
40. Stuart Gottzberg – April 6, 2009 1:05 AM
And the irony is….*drum roll please*…for all your bitchin’ the hills ADVERTISES on your site. MWHAHAHAHA
41. Cliff Notes – April 6, 2009 1:13 AM
Hey Stu.( 39-40) *drum roll please*
Inside job ? Having any problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’ ?
And Gerry – how are things over there at Vector Motors ?
42. badchess – April 6, 2009 1:22 AM
Strangely unattractive.
A Scantily clad female would usually do it for me, despite the really ugly bikini top and hideously colored shorts, but she just looks like a globe of drying library paste.
43. Rhialto – April 6, 2009 1:25 AM
Hola!
44. Cliff Notes – April 6, 2009 1:29 AM
Gr8 points all #42. LOL (etc) You seem like like a real intellectual ™
But how about that super thermite ?
Inside job ?
45. Cliff Notes – April 6, 2009 1:32 AM
How about you # 43 ?
Inside job ?
U Merican ?
46. Alfalfa – April 6, 2009 1:35 AM
Annoying as heck but definitely hittable
Binky | April 6, 2009 at 2:26 am
Binky : Gr8 points all # 46 on missing thread.
(Well ok – as far as I know,there’s only one ‘t’ in ‘hitable’)
But my sources keep singing – ‘The Hills’ are alive with the Sound of Music’
so my guess is this ‘Hills’ show is soon going’ ‘Partridge Family’ – as they say in the industry.
'Frank' from 16th Floor | April 6, 2009 at 2:34 am
Re: # 25 ( near top)
“Conrad ahead * ”
meant
“Conrad ‘thread’ *”
Charles Lobsterman | April 6, 2009 at 2:49 am
The advertising and side banners on this site are really starting to suck cock…
ishi-san | April 6, 2009 at 5:09 am
@25:*gasp* you’re violating copy right laws like that! ;)
Venom | April 6, 2009 at 5:57 am
Let the herpes keep flowing…
mikeock | April 6, 2009 at 7:07 am
nobody cares about Paris Hilton any more besides thesuperficial.com, and TMZ.com Can you finally move on from this bitch?
Marketta | April 6, 2009 at 8:12 am
As long as Doug can keep his secret meetings with AB from her, CHA-CHING! $$$$$$$$$
Congrats Doug!
We’ll have drinks at Dieter’s after the crushing is complete.
I luv u man
~M
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 8:17 am
I bet he lets his friends fuck her.
Run! | April 6, 2009 at 8:24 am
RUN, DOUG, RUN!!!
ishi-san | April 6, 2009 at 8:42 am
why does she always say the same thing about every man she carries around like an accessory for a while? Who still believes her that she will ever marry???? She is becoming a very sad figure!
didi lolop | April 6, 2009 at 10:14 am
I am amused at what Americans find gorgeous. This woman is just a person with money and you all think she is God. Does she get your mind off your real problems. Because, thats the way it looks from a simple point. Nobody could be seriously thinking this bimbo has credibility surely? Please tell me I am wrong? Then may be it’s a good idea and nobody in the rest of the world has thought of it?
shitpant | April 6, 2009 at 10:27 am
they look cute together. i’m happy for paris
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 10:32 am
#36 – I’ll take it English isn’t even your second language…
didi lolop | April 6, 2009 at 10:45 am
Yes #38 English is my first language and secondly we are great allies of the USA andt It’s not a racial thing against you guys. I just dont understand why this woman has such an impact on everyone when you have so many better people to admire or worry about. May be I am guilty as I am on this web site…my apologies
Photoshop Police | April 6, 2009 at 11:48 am
OK, people. I know Paris Hilton has worn some odd stuff from time to time, but the last several days of ‘Paris Fashion’ have spewed forth from a whole bucket-full of WTF!!!!
Is she showcasing some mental ward patient’s alien-couture clothing line?
RUN, REINHARDT, RUN!
ishi-san | April 6, 2009 at 11:50 am
@ 39: great allies of the USA??? Let me guess – a Berlusconi-voting Italian? (just out of curiosity).
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 11:54 am
#39 – You lie like a Sicilian.
youtube video | April 6, 2009 at 11:56 am
seksi hatunn aaaaaaaaa
#39 | April 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Nooooo…your guess is right off I am from Down under…just putting in my bit about your pratt celebs
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Googling “pratt”…
Does anyone have a Crikey to English dictionary?
lol | April 6, 2009 at 12:19 pm
paris said the same thing about benji madden and every other guy she ever dated ! She said all of them were her “best friend” and that she was going to marry all of them lol. I can’t stand doug, he’s a douche, so yeah they are a perfect match !
#39 | April 6, 2009 at 12:34 pm
o c”mon I will save you the trouble a Pratt is a dick head mate B cool it’s only a fun chat. .
Marketta | April 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm
At least we don’t worship Rolf Harris.
And Paris plays the wobble board better.
With no hands.
#39 | April 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm
We have to worship old Rolph because all of our actors go to the US LOL i GET YOUR POINT
bitchy | April 7, 2009 at 7:54 am
yes but for how long paris….for how long