Because there is no God, Body English in Vegas threw Paris Hilton another birthday party last night despite the fact she turned 28 over a month ago. Her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was there and sucked Paris’ face off because he’s got lady skills like whoa. I especially enjoyed the part when he fondled her breast in front of the entire crowd. And by fondled I mean grasped at thin air while asking “Hey, where’d they go and why do I smell Perdue?”
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ldy | March 8, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Really?
My friend recommended me a very interesting place ____ Affluentmeet Com ____ It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Anexio | March 8, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Kissing her must be like licking gooey semi hardened sewage that collects around the a septic tank pipe.
Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit | March 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I’ll just go back to what I was doing…
Nero | March 8, 2009 at 2:40 pm
IV?
Darth | March 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
STD’s,aids,strokes,heart failures,eyepatches,hunchbacks,wooden legs and dropped off penises.This all is found in Paris Hilton’s saliva!
Sauron | March 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm
He must be a very brave guy to play with his life like this!
azzman | March 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
WTF, make its stop!
Lowlands | March 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I’m sure the cake remained uncut because everybody lost their appetite.
Mike | March 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Picture number one disproves the saying:
You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your friends nose
Darth | March 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Pic 3 shows the first symptoms! A burning mouth!
amanda | March 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
i love how the chick in the 1st shot seems to be screaming + running for her life!
Nero | March 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Because of my surgical background,Doug Reinhardt can always call me for help! Nurses! Surgery gloves and scalpel!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded | March 8, 2009 at 3:23 pm
There is a certain irony in the fact that Paris is best known for having herpes, and yet, the herpes virus that infects her body is actually more intelligent and more pleasing to look at than SHE is…! Ha ha, Paris is infected, and all the money in the world can’t make it go away.
vito | March 8, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I hear at her next year’s birthday party, instead of blowing out 29 candles, Paris is going to blow 29 guys. I think I’ll be there.
Herpes be damned!
TRIVIA | March 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
HOW OLD IS THIS???
The girls in the back of the picture are all from Paris’s My New BFF show….the finale for that was forever ago….something is not right, timing wise.
TRIVIA | March 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
HOW OLD IS THIS???
The girls in the back of the picture are all from Paris’s My New BFF show….the finale for that was forever ago….something is not right, timing wise.
Darth | March 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm
At least Paris Hilton is doing something good for the economy.She invites hookers on her parties!
boo | March 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm
WHY, WHY, WHY? Do people actually buy stuff because she endorses it? Do all these companies that throw parties for her and give her free stuff realize how much she is despised? I wish people would boycott anything that is affiliated with her.
Dahlink | March 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Paris is a mess! She love to party, party, and party. I guess the Hilton’s family are embarrssing.
mankey mookah | March 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Give her one from me, Doug. I always wanted a spotty rash on my glanshead.
Egipt | March 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I can be next boy for Paris :-))
L Ron Hubbard | March 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Doug Reinhardt is officially a man-whore
cureholder | March 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Her birthday is February 17. How is that “over a month ago”?
addled | March 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Could her feet get any larger?!
Mike | March 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
You know what they say, big feet big penis… receptacle.
sin | March 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm
He might as well keep fucking her. He already has her diseases. Why stop? She probably buys everything for him.
Silly | March 8, 2009 at 7:53 pm
#16
I caught that too!
Why is her BFF runner up there at all?
stdgirl | March 8, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Breaking news!!!
After the exposure of Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes. the new subscribers on the largest STD dating site
==== STDslove.c o m =====
have increased by 25% everyday. Someone even told me that Rihanna has an account
on that site! Do you believe it?
alice | March 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm
^_^
Cartman | March 8, 2009 at 11:21 pm
She’s still wearing that goddamn hippie headband.
LondonBabe | March 9, 2009 at 12:09 am
#30 comment made me laugh!
That headband has to go!
yawn | March 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
eww she has realy old-looking hands and feet..gross! and wuts with the chick stickin her fingers in the cake.. thats so nasty and trashy.. these people all need to be shot. asap.
Paris Hiltion has Herpes? | March 9, 2009 at 9:51 am
I can’t see those enormous size eleven hoofs without thinking “Tranny!”
Frank N. Stein | March 9, 2009 at 10:05 am
She really has matured since her prison time…
Señor Bonerjob | March 9, 2009 at 11:54 am
If I already had herpes I would so fuck the shit outta her. I was watching “One Night In Paris” last night and was thinking, “She gives a pretty decent Bee’j, actually.”
Señor Bonerjob | March 9, 2009 at 12:00 pm
If I already had herpes I would so fuck the shit outta her. I was watching “One Night In Paris” last night and was thinking, “She gives a pretty decent Bee’j, actually.”
Jorge | March 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm
when does the sex tape come out?
Barry O | March 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Seriously, dude. Enough already. You’re licking the bathroom floor of the gay bar on jello shot night.
i call 'em as I see 'em | March 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Again with the demented Tinkerbell act?
In today’s story, Tinkerbell is a drunken floozy.
Paris, please go away.
And by that I mean under a rock, because we are all sick of you.
Laura | March 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Check out the shadow her face makes.
What. the. fuck. | March 9, 2009 at 3:36 pm
How are there men sexually attracted to her? She is stupid and looks like a tranny. What. the. fuck.
el ces | March 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Mmm mmm, she’s delicious. I’d be all over that too.
betty boop | March 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I wonder how long this one will last and how dare she be sreading her disgusting disease all over the country like this? After this dumb douche it’ll be a new douche and possibly even newer and deadlier diseases. Not only is she good for nothing she’s dangerous ! Her gross infected snatch should be removed and thrown in jail along with her played out self. Shes getting $250,000.00 jewel encrusted dash board when there are children who have nothing to eat due to the economy? Why isn’t she devising a way to feed kids or something? No, instead she accepts a 3rd birthday party in Vegas and wastes 250 K on shit. You liar paris you said you were going to change. I cant wait to punch and shit on you in the after life
god | March 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm
ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!
god | March 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm
ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!
god | March 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm
ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!
god | March 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm
ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!
bettyboop | March 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Hey dumb ass “god” I’m not jealous, ok well maybe just a little, but this about her and her “changing”. You being “God” should no that he promotes people who have more to help those less fortunate. So fuck your self and learn how to write. There are so many typos in your post and your so impatient and stupid you posted your annoying words 3 times. No go fuck yourself.
BRANDON M. WITTE | March 10, 2009 at 12:19 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
BRANDON M. WITTE | March 10, 2009 at 12:23 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CIRMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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