Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt still making out

March 8th, 2009 // 97 Comments

Because there is no God, Body English in Vegas threw Paris Hilton another birthday party last night despite the fact she turned 28 over a month ago. Her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt was there and sucked Paris’ face off because he’s got lady skills like whoa. I especially enjoyed the part when he fondled her breast in front of the entire crowd. And by fondled I mean grasped at thin air while asking “Hey, where’d they go and why do I smell Perdue?”

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  1. ldy

    Really?
    My friend recommended me a very interesting place ____ Affluentmeet Com ____ It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!

  2. Anexio

    Kissing her must be like licking gooey semi hardened sewage that collects around the a septic tank pipe.

  3. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    I’ll just go back to what I was doing…

  4. Darth

    STD’s,aids,strokes,heart failures,eyepatches,hunchbacks,wooden legs and dropped off penises.This all is found in Paris Hilton’s saliva!

  5. Sauron

    He must be a very brave guy to play with his life like this!

  6. WTF, make its stop!

  7. Lowlands

    I’m sure the cake remained uncut because everybody lost their appetite.

  8. Mike

    Picture number one disproves the saying:

    You can pick your nose

    You can pick your friends

    But you can’t pick your friends nose

  9. Darth

    Pic 3 shows the first symptoms! A burning mouth!

  10. amanda

    i love how the chick in the 1st shot seems to be screaming + running for her life!

  11. Nero

    Because of my surgical background,Doug Reinhardt can always call me for help! Nurses! Surgery gloves and scalpel!

  12. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    There is a certain irony in the fact that Paris is best known for having herpes, and yet, the herpes virus that infects her body is actually more intelligent and more pleasing to look at than SHE is…! Ha ha, Paris is infected, and all the money in the world can’t make it go away.

  13. vito

    I hear at her next year’s birthday party, instead of blowing out 29 candles, Paris is going to blow 29 guys. I think I’ll be there.

    Herpes be damned!

  14. TRIVIA

    HOW OLD IS THIS???

    The girls in the back of the picture are all from Paris’s My New BFF show….the finale for that was forever ago….something is not right, timing wise.

  15. TRIVIA

    HOW OLD IS THIS???

    The girls in the back of the picture are all from Paris’s My New BFF show….the finale for that was forever ago….something is not right, timing wise.

  16. Darth

    At least Paris Hilton is doing something good for the economy.She invites hookers on her parties!

  17. boo

    WHY, WHY, WHY? Do people actually buy stuff because she endorses it? Do all these companies that throw parties for her and give her free stuff realize how much she is despised? I wish people would boycott anything that is affiliated with her.

  18. Dahlink

    Paris is a mess! She love to party, party, and party. I guess the Hilton’s family are embarrssing.

  19. mankey mookah

    Give her one from me, Doug. I always wanted a spotty rash on my glanshead.

  20. I can be next boy for Paris :-))

  21. L Ron Hubbard

    Doug Reinhardt is officially a man-whore

  22. cureholder

    Her birthday is February 17. How is that “over a month ago”?

  23. addled

    Could her feet get any larger?!

  24. Mike

    You know what they say, big feet big penis… receptacle.

  25. sin

    He might as well keep fucking her. He already has her diseases. Why stop? She probably buys everything for him.

  26. Silly

    #16

    I caught that too!
    Why is her BFF runner up there at all?

  27. stdgirl

    Breaking news!!!

    After the exposure of Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes. the new subscribers on the largest STD dating site

    ==== STDslove.c o m =====
    have increased by 25% everyday. Someone even told me that Rihanna has an account
    on that site! Do you believe it?

  28. Cartman

    She’s still wearing that goddamn hippie headband.

  29. #30 comment made me laugh!
    That headband has to go!

  30. yawn

    eww she has realy old-looking hands and feet..gross! and wuts with the chick stickin her fingers in the cake.. thats so nasty and trashy.. these people all need to be shot. asap.

  31. Paris Hiltion has Herpes?

    I can’t see those enormous size eleven hoofs without thinking “Tranny!”

  32. Frank N. Stein

    She really has matured since her prison time…

  33. Señor Bonerjob

    If I already had herpes I would so fuck the shit outta her. I was watching “One Night In Paris” last night and was thinking, “She gives a pretty decent Bee’j, actually.”

  34. Señor Bonerjob

    If I already had herpes I would so fuck the shit outta her. I was watching “One Night In Paris” last night and was thinking, “She gives a pretty decent Bee’j, actually.”

  35. Jorge

    when does the sex tape come out?

  36. Barry O

    Seriously, dude. Enough already. You’re licking the bathroom floor of the gay bar on jello shot night.

  37. i call 'em as I see 'em

    Again with the demented Tinkerbell act?
    In today’s story, Tinkerbell is a drunken floozy.

    Paris, please go away.
    And by that I mean under a rock, because we are all sick of you.

  38. Laura

    Check out the shadow her face makes.

  39. What. the. fuck.

    How are there men sexually attracted to her? She is stupid and looks like a tranny. What. the. fuck.

  40. el ces

    Mmm mmm, she’s delicious. I’d be all over that too.

  41. I wonder how long this one will last and how dare she be sreading her disgusting disease all over the country like this? After this dumb douche it’ll be a new douche and possibly even newer and deadlier diseases. Not only is she good for nothing she’s dangerous ! Her gross infected snatch should be removed and thrown in jail along with her played out self. Shes getting $250,000.00 jewel encrusted dash board when there are children who have nothing to eat due to the economy? Why isn’t she devising a way to feed kids or something? No, instead she accepts a 3rd birthday party in Vegas and wastes 250 K on shit. You liar paris you said you were going to change. I cant wait to punch and shit on you in the after life

  42. god

    ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!

  43. god

    ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!

  44. god

    ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!

  45. god

    ure just jalous. she’s only got 3 cars like a lot of people in the us, her house is not that big, how bout people owning 50 cars, or many planes, or many many houses ???? why are guys attracted to her ? HAVE EVER SEEN HER REAL ?!?!?!?!?!??!

  46. Hey dumb ass “god” I’m not jealous, ok well maybe just a little, but this about her and her “changing”. You being “God” should no that he promotes people who have more to help those less fortunate. So fuck your self and learn how to write. There are so many typos in your post and your so impatient and stupid you posted your annoying words 3 times. No go fuck yourself.

  47. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

  48. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CIRMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

    ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 32

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