Paris Hilton & Doug basically f-cking in public

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt pretty much decided to publicly flaunt their shit all over Cannes this week because here they are practically having intercourse at a nightclub. I’m no scholar of international law, but I’m 90% positive this counts as a war crime. If we prosecuted the Nazis, then honestly, I don’t see how we can let these two off the hook.