Somebody should let Paris Hilton know only kids in elementary school give each other bunny ears and even they’re smart enough not to do it to themselves. I know a guy who carries around a girl’s picture from a magazine ad in his wallet and tries to convince people she’s his girlfriend, and even he’d be too embarrassed for this. She might as well be playing a rousing game of hide-and-seek with herself.
Thanks to the foxy Ruthie for the tip.
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NotANiceGirl | January 8, 2007 at 10:00 am
how can one person be so dumb?
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 10:04 am
No no, you have it all wrong, she is inviting men to insert TWO fingers up her twat…it’s a sexual signal, she is on the prowl…
Nigel | January 8, 2007 at 10:05 am
this is the best you can do?
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 10:05 am
If her actions have anything to do with rabbits, it’s because she fucks like one…
danielle | January 8, 2007 at 10:07 am
No. No. No. You’ve got the story all wrong.
Paris was just answering one of the questions that her adoring “fans” had asked her.
Now, we all know the bitch can’t count to two…so she just held up two of her manish fingers. Duh!
BTW- The question was:
“So Paris, how many STD’s do you REALLY give out per day”.
Dcrew220 | January 8, 2007 at 10:07 am
Maybe it’s a sign she is about to cut a deal to do Playboy? Now is a good time to cancel my subscription …
http://www.xboxpsp.net
1000′s of codes for PS3, Wii, XBox360 and PSP
Lindsay Lohan | January 8, 2007 at 10:08 am
Only a real actress like me can pull off bunny ears, and not a skank like Paris. Oh.
Cabaret | January 8, 2007 at 10:10 am
Well when elementary school is all you’ve completed you do things like that…
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 10:10 am
She’s demonstrating what she puts behind her ears to make herself attractive to men – …her ankles…
Spindoc | January 8, 2007 at 10:12 am
Normally it is your friends that do the “Bunny Ears” thing behinde your back. Since Paris doesn’t have any friends this is what she’s left with…..
Well this and a scabed over, pussfilled, herpes riddled labia.
amaritimer | January 8, 2007 at 10:27 am
this is Paris sign language for DP. Double Penis-tration. Oh yeah, 2 baby. TWO. *ish proud* And you KNOW momma and daddy are proud as well. They each hold an ankle.
sol | January 8, 2007 at 10:28 am
if they pulled back, you’d see that she’s standing in front of a men’s rest room and somebody just called out “how many hot carls do you want today?”
Kristin | January 8, 2007 at 10:33 am
LOL @ the Hide and Seek remark. =]
Italian Stallion | January 8, 2007 at 10:37 am
Since she like playing games by herself, I think her next game alone should be “Russian Roulette”……………..
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 10:38 am
I would guess she wants all of us to know that she likes to have two cocks inside her at the same time…
wow | January 8, 2007 at 10:40 am
is her nose getting longer? you can hang coats on that thing!
RichPort | January 8, 2007 at 10:42 am
So how many cocks do you gobble before 8am Paris?
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 10:47 am
Q – …What is the difference between Paris Hilton and a pig??
A – You can only get TWO fingers up a pig’s cunt…
combustion8 | January 8, 2007 at 11:11 am
paris is getting fat.
Pop Atlas | January 8, 2007 at 11:14 am
Those aren’t bunny ears. She’s calling for peace in the Midwest.
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 11:25 am
She is demonstrating her favorite position, legs spread and feet up in the air…
magickal | January 8, 2007 at 11:29 am
Forget the bunny ears……what about that EYE??? That god-awful eye. Lazy eyes are NOT sexy.
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 11:34 am
She is at an auction using hand signals, and she is auctioning off her snatch to the highest bidder…
MrSemprini | January 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
Her subconscious is advertising just how mindless she really is. The human mind is an amazing thing. Even Paris’ demented brain understands its substandard nature.
Jenna | January 8, 2007 at 11:38 am
Its official….nobody wants to be seen in photos with Paris anymore. Not even to give her bunny ears.
Courtney | January 8, 2007 at 11:45 am
Why must you post every single thing Paris Hilton does? I really don’t get it. I mean, I obviously enjoy reading worthless crap just like everyone else, but honestly. Worthless crap about worthless crap is where I think we should draw the line. I could hear more interesting gossip in a high school cafeteria.
ToiletDuck | January 8, 2007 at 11:53 am
She’s squinting, probably got some stray jizz in her eye from the cumshot she just got in the men’s room a few minutes earlier…
wedgeone | January 8, 2007 at 12:09 pm
What she obviously doesn’t understand is that the two fingers were supposed to be used to POKE HER DAMN EYES OUT! Not like the wonky eye is much use to her anyway.
I laughed hard at the “double penetration” comments I’ve read. If she did that in a porno, would anybody still WANT to see that?
PH – we’re all begging you – Plz disappear forever!
chilichz | January 8, 2007 at 12:14 pm
The 2 fingers represents:
A) her I.Q or high score on the S.A.T. or playing Pac Man
B) number of minutes she is NOT having sex with someone or something
C) the number of fan requests she gets for radio airplay of her wack record album
D)the number of minutes she has left in her 15 vapid minutes of fame
Nando | January 8, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Paris is pointing out the age when she lost her virginity.
evian_baby | January 8, 2007 at 12:30 pm
she actually looks nicer in this photo than ive seen her look in a long time, if u put your thumb over the face u cud even mistake her for someone sexy.
frenchtoaststix | January 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Little bunny foo-foo, please foo-foo-fook off.
cole007 | January 8, 2007 at 1:20 pm
My IQ is….
A Whale’s Vagina?
rmeno | January 8, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Actually she does “in a sence” know what she’s doing although I certainly don’t. Actually she’s doing a “little gesture” that alot of high school and college girls do these days. My daughter goes to USC and she and her friends have been doing that for about 4 months now…I have no idea where they got or why…
christy michelle | January 8, 2007 at 3:45 pm
lol at all the comments above mine. she probably just thinks it means something different.
christy michelle | January 8, 2007 at 3:46 pm
lol at all the comments above mine. she probably just thinks it means something different.
irapback | January 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm
#20 no she’s calling for peace in her vagina.
TJH | January 8, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Remember–if it wasn’t for her daddy’s money, she’d be an ugly waitress at Denny’s.
TJH | January 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Remember–if it wasn’t for her daddy’s money, she’d be an ugly waitress at Denny’s.
freakflag | January 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm
This broad wants to be a bunny so bad it’s painful to watch. I love that Hef is having none of it. You just know that Hef chuckles to himself everytime he thinks of her.
DrunkBlogger | January 8, 2007 at 5:37 pm
She looks like her mom.
aurealis | January 8, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Man, she let herself go! She use to be quite a passable tranny. Now she’s just a shapeless blob with a weave.
Bell91501198 | January 8, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I’d hit it.
Nando | January 9, 2007 at 7:29 am
^ That’s cos your standards are dirt-low. You’d hit a praying mantis, if you could.
kuchfeet | January 9, 2007 at 10:57 am
This chick is rich as hell. Why does she constantly look like she shops at WalMart?
danigirl | January 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm
everytime i see her face i want to claw my eyes out due to the fact that god actually made her…and im forced to look and hear about her….and from what ive read from the bible we are all here on earth for a purpose……..what purpose does she have besides spreading her legs and stds to others? boggles my mind…and im pretty sure i might contract aids just thinking about her and her “purpose” here…god help us all…
Thikzipr | January 10, 2007 at 12:26 am
Hey toiletdick — you were a lot better just modifying movie names…..
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 6:02 am
Despite i think she truly is a bitch and which bitch isn’t,maybe she has her moments to attempt to cheer me up.Where can i find this little bitch in this little big xxx-city?
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 6:28 am
I’ve high needs.I need to know it fast.
kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 7:56 am
Paris understands one thing; having a dick in her mouth!