Paris Hilton doesn’t respect the pregnantly challenged

November 26th, 2007 // 25 Comments
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Paris Hilton helped throw a lavish The Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend. InStyle magazine had exclusive rights to photos of the event, but soon pirated pics began to surface. A friend of Nicole blames Paris Hilton. Apparently all the leaked pictures have Paris right in the center as the star and “they look set up,” according to NY Daily News:

The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.
But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: “None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it’s about the attention.”

Paris Hilton will probably Photoshop her face over Nicole Richie’s vagina in the delivery photos. Though, this time, it won’t just be for the attention. It’ll be to prove that, yes; she can indeed birth a child through her giant whore mouth. You know, in case we were all wondering, which, I gotta admit, I totally was. I’m not afraid to tackle the tough questions. Like, can Amy Winehouse shoot flies out of her mouth just like that other mummy in that Brendan Fraser movie?

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Comments (25)

  1. judy2 | November 26, 2007 at 9:34 am

    YOU SUCK SEVERELY SUPERFICIAL!

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  2. megan | November 26, 2007 at 9:38 am

    ALL OTHERS who post after me SUCK and STINK!

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  3. Natirstspace.prg | November 26, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Her nude video was just found on a nudist dating site called http://www.naturistspace.org, is she a nudist? Oh, such a bitch!

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  4. shhsh | November 26, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Looks like you are losing readers here… LOL

    Slow day on The SuperficalSUCKS!

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  5. gossipmonger | November 26, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Natirstspace.prg -

    FUCK OFF AND STOP POSTING YOUR STUPID FUCKING POSTS OF “OH, I THINK THEY ARE ON THIS DATING SITE”
    Do you really think people are that fucking stupid? You post the same stupid fucking thing under multiple names on multiple sites. So FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU MISERABLE RAT-FUCK! YOU ARE THE LOAD YOUR MOMMA SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED!!!

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  6. babyglyniss | November 26, 2007 at 9:46 am

    how gorgeous is Paris. Like a goddess.

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  7. CMonster | November 26, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Look at the main picture. Notice how Paris sucks in her cheeks when photographed? You’d think with all the experience she’s had with having her picture taken, she’d know better tricks then what a 13yr old would use. Sad.

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  8. Brock Landers | November 26, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Does she respect anything?

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  9. Soy | November 26, 2007 at 10:11 am

    #8 Brock Landers
    UHH
    NO

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  10. buzznet | November 26, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Amazing…I saw she has a personal blog on MeetRich.com, a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

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  11. RENEE... | November 26, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Oh my gosh! Funny superfish guy is back! Finally! That was hilarious! Keep it comin’!

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  12. michelle | November 26, 2007 at 10:52 am

    She would have to birth the child from her mouth by the expert opinions of the doctors who are trying to prevent the child from catching herpes, etc.

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  13. Sam Hain | November 26, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Alright! Freestylin’ Fish! This is the kind of copy a guy can get behind!!!

    “birth a child through her giant whore mouth” <-hell yeah!

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  14. CLICK HERE | November 26, 2007 at 11:19 am

    She’s too superficial but I like her. I really don’t know why…

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  15. * MISS UNIVERSE | November 26, 2007 at 11:40 am

    She looks elegant.

    Interesting that her bodyguard is carrying a tiny flashlight

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  16. Victor | November 26, 2007 at 11:53 am

    I really think that Paris Hilton is behind the leak of Nicole Richie’s baby photos.
    Have you seen the video which she is caught with her baby bump at Maria’s Italian Kitchen in LA?
    weshow.com/us/p/24368/pregnant_nicole_richie_caught_by_paparazzi
    Here is the link if you haven’t.

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  17. whackjob | November 26, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    I love how the overhead lights look like thought bubbles coming from her (and her handler’s) head. Oh the fun..

    “hmmm, does this suck-in-my-cheeks look work?”
    “eww, what’s that taste?”
    “why is it so fucking dark in here?”
    “good thing Bob’s got his eyes open”

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  18. Skank Bank | November 26, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Oh my god, she never looked better, Paris is a real dreamboat girl *sigh*

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  19. MATERIALBITCHdotCOM | November 26, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    that dress is killer. haters. want more blogging action? http://www.MaterialBitch.com

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  20. Lowlands | November 26, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    I’m quite sure now the quality of the photos are improved.

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  21. Robin Claire | November 26, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL. what a whore.

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  22. woodhorse | November 26, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Wow. Only half the guys in China are asian.

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  23. josselin | November 27, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Really beautiful. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online a club called sugarmommymeet.com, by which you are seeking a sexy guy for extramarital relationship.. Is that true?

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  24. Captain Sloppy | November 27, 2007 at 10:42 am

    I once attended a Fourth of July cookout that was infiltrated by several crack hos. Every one of them looked more wholesome than Paris. They dressed better, too.

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