Paris Hilton doesn’t have time for heartache, or decorum

November 24th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Paris Hilton isn’t taking her split with Benji Madden late last week sitting down. In fact, she celebrated the break-up by prancing around dressed as some kind of slutty meter maid for the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Viper Room in L.A. on Sunday night. Good for you, Paris; after being a relationship that couldn’t be captured in its entirety on a sex tape for once in your life, your reputation was in serious danger. People might have started thinking that you weren’t a walking magnet for every male within a two-mile radius. And with America’s current financial crisis, there’s no telling how that might effect the Dow Jones. Way to serve your country, Paris. You’re practically George Washington. With nicer curves.

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  1. thewoman

    hanna beth is an anorexic, social climbing bitch.
    she’s just another wannabe hipster who tries way too hard.
    she thinks she’s the shit.

  2. Richard McBeef

    @ Mrs. Josh Farro

    Thanks for providing us with a brain..err a link to a website confirming chadisrad’s thoughts, yes while that bitch is fine, she is worthless. Thanks for the fucking enlightenment.

    And we learned something about you too, allowing us to talk shit about you. What we learned includes, but is not limited to:

    1. You are a fucking moron
    2. You use Mrs. Ass Raperson as your name, confirming that you are worthless and property of your husband – congratulations.
    3. Your pussy smells like the monkey house at the zoo.

  3. Richard McBeef

    @ Mrs. Josh Farro

    OK… So I actually went to that link you posted looking for something to jack off to and guess what I found: A multi-page Q&A about her hair and extensions. And that link was seriously supposed to convince us that the bitch isn’t worthless?!?!?

  4. Noor

    why is she walking with her hand on her hip ?! and what’s up with the outfit she looks like a stripper i guess she thaught it was “Hot”
    anyway back off guys this website Rocks !!

  5. el ces

    Gag on that outfit, but Paris looks good in anything.
    Especially yellow or white.

  6. lollol

    hanna beth dresses like a granny.

  7. jdfj

    HANNABETH WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAME, EVEN FUCK TRACE CYRUS, MILEY CYRUS LESS FAMOUS, TRANNY LOOKING BROTHER.

  8. DD

    Paris was hosting with the Pussycat dolls for chrissakes. And she looks damn good doing so.

    People break up all the time, big deal. There are no kids involved, they weren’t even engaged.

    They tried, it did not work out, let’s all move on. Boyfriends come and go, girlpower is forever.

  9. sherman

    i really like hanna beth, but sometimes it does seem like shes a social climber, to get known aside from the internet. i mean she is dating trace, related to miley. and hanging around with paris now. she had some links to them and apparently took them.

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