Paris Hilton does some pole dancing (sexiness not included)

November 14th, 2007 // 108 Comments
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Paris Hilton attempted to be an exotic dancer at Club Marquee in New York early this morning. It’s kind of sad to watch Paris attempt to press her breasts together. It’s like watching an ant try to move a dump truck. It ain’t happening. At least for her anyway. The ant has a good shot, and not just because I gave him steroids last night because I was bored. Yeah, my Xbox broke so I decided to play God. I also replaced my feet with skis so I’m totally going to kick ass this winter. Even though I, uh, live in the desert. Hmm, maybe I should’ve thought this through a little more. I think I need a doctor. Now where did I park my dog-car…

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. T

    I see she was with that greasy skank, too.
    She’s gross.

  2. Pilatunes

    Sell it on eBay as the first scratch and sniff stripper pole.

  3. LaDrones

    At least she had the common sense to put on an aquamarine apron before rubbing up against that pole.

  4. Dave

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire and celebrity dating club (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

  5. 1MILF Hunter

    Good God, get her infected gash as far away from that pole as possible. Otherwise the next real strippers on that pole will be infected. There’ll be a pandemic of infected poontang.

  6. aussie

    That’s one stoned, strange, slut.

  7. aussie

    With a goofy friggin’ face while she’s fucking the microphone in pic 9

  8. Realist

    #68 Feckless, Paris hasn’t had a nose job or cheek implants. Certainly not a nose job. But she could use one. She should try Ashley Simpson’s surgeon.

  9. cookie monsta

    she shoulda got out the big tits bra before she did the pole…..

  10. FRT

    Oppps! Looks like someone has been drinkin’ again!!!

    Oppps! Looks like someone has been snortin’ coke in the little girls room again!!!

    Oppps! Looks like someone has lost her tiny puny pea brain again!!!

  11. lol

    lol ant moving a dump truck!! haha

  12. jolin

    gorgeous girl. how hot she is and her dance is enthusiastic and sexy. why i saw her profile on a dating line called sugarcupid.com. is she lonely and want to find someone there?

  13. I can smell The Fish…and I’m not talking about this website

  14. roughdaddy

    they mustve install a pole in there for her,,,cause there was none the last time i was in there,,,which was last week,,,and who cares…that doesnt benefit anyone specially guys,,,well except people who are impress with celebutards…

  15. Jargen

    go live in tokyo You
    UGLY
    TARD!

  16. NATASHA

    FATtness setting In
    hahaha
    who the f#ck would wear that BLUE POTATO SAC?

  17. I’m so glad she’s finally grown up.

  18. Spanky

    Obviously this club doesn’t have a No Huge Skanky Bird policy in effect.

  19. notanicegirl

    Is she preggers or not? She keeps wearing this shit that makes her look like she is & that is no easy thing for a boney assed chick like her. Maybe that’s why she’s playing more with her boobs. Those are the 1st thing to start changing and since she’s not wearing that bra that makes her look like Pam, I can’t see why she’d even pay attention to those things!

  20. BunnyButt

    #89, I think Paris should use Kanye’s mom’s surgeon.

  21. holly

    SHe is such a loser. SHe can’t dance and she has no boobs….Paris, go away!!! ur getting worse by the day

  22. BaconMessiah

    Pathetic:

    1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity
    2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad
    3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate 4 : absurd, laughable
    5: Pretending to sing your lame, non-hit “single” while swinging on a pole surrounded by people who are laughing at you.

  23. Shallo Val

    79 # I repeat, any more takers. Suckaaaa! How about a Black Eye, Susan (bwahahahaha!) Get it!????!!

  24. ROFLMAO

    BREASTS..???

    Those are mosquito bites on her chest.

    My 18 month old nephew has more breasts than that skank.

  25. PostmortemG

    “I’m so glad to see Saint Paris has changed her wickedness after her time in jail.”

    St. Paris… haha, that’s great. =D

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