Since Paris Hilton’s singing and acting career haven’t quite taken off, she’s back to trying to make money by appearing at events. A Las Vegas insider tells Page Six:
“Paris and [sister] Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000 – only they have the guts to ask for that amount – for a multiple-day New Year’s Eve bash. Paris will ‘party’ at a few spots and Nicky will bless the lucky host with a fashion show of her wares and model herself.” Our source says only Pure – which is so starved for publicity that it tried to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday and asked Britney Spears to show up – “may be coming all the way up to the asking price, although [the Hiltons] are so desperate now, they should be paying the clubs for good p.r., not the other way around.” Last year, Paris was demanding a mere $100,000 to host a New Year’s Eve bash.
If you’re paying Paris Hilton $500,000 to show up at your event you really need to reexamine your job qualifications. And math skills. And, well, it wouldn’t hurt if you wore a helmet all day.
Goodman | August 15, 2007 at 12:17 pm
FIRST
CC | August 15, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I wish she would actually use her money to do something good. She needs SO much help though to get to that point. Psychiatrists, Rehab, I dont know what else would help.
Goodman | August 15, 2007 at 12:20 pm
My first acceptance speech: I like to thank Jebus, these these whores in the media that make bloggers write stories about them, and I just like to say more nip slips!
Andy McDonnell | August 15, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I can believe she has a good bra, but a bathing suit THAT gravity defying????? What kindof elastic goes into that?
Hemlock Queen | August 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
What’s her talent again? Oh, I remember. Cum Whore.
PC | August 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I’m assuming she’s got chicken cutlets in that bathing suit bra.
Victor | August 15, 2007 at 12:25 pm
See what I mean, Paris and those fuckin stupid old lady shoes always. Why the fuck can’t she go buy some sexy shoes. She certainly has money. Dumb twat and those sick ass un-sexy shoes.
Bite Me! | August 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm
At least the boobs look good. It kind of helps to keep you from looking at her face
Jimbo | August 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm
man, I’d hit that in a second. i want to bust one in her ass right now.
doodie | August 15, 2007 at 12:27 pm
what’s with the stupid fucking fat girl shorts and all the front shots? is she having a summer long herpes outbreak? i wanna see some cooch.
Nikki | August 15, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I feel so sorry for her. Really, her life sucks. She is so poor and hard up for money she frolicks on the beach all day. I mean, I would die if that was my life. No, no, I work everyday and still struggle to pay the mortgage. Its so much better. Give her the money.
Idiot.
celebrity.web.net | August 15, 2007 at 12:28 pm
what a sweet girl.. makin a difference in my life
LayDeeBug | August 15, 2007 at 12:29 pm
That bathing suit is “HELLA-AWESOME!”
If Paris Hilton is anything, she is a great dresser. That is all folks.
doodie | August 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
now that i think about it, she’s probably getting paid to wear these shorts and now every girl whose insecure about their own fat ass is going to start wearing those things to the pool and beach. fucking great. why doesnt she start wearing oversized t-shirts or, even better, go swimming in a large garbage bag. fat white whore.
Texas Tranny | August 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I agree, that’s a cute bathingsuit.
Woot | August 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Goodman, you did get first!! how does it feel?
BRITT | August 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm
THAT BATHING SUIT ITS SOOO CUTE, EVEN HER BREAST LOOKS GREAT, SHE COULD BE A RICH BRAT, BUT SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF STYLE!
LayDeeBug | August 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Thank you TT. I’ll bet you are Fabulous to the 144th degree. If I was a boy, I’d be a Tranny too.
veggi | August 15, 2007 at 12:33 pm
So…Bite Me comes in *right behind* Victor…hope you guys took the time to towel off…
Texas Tranny | August 15, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Thanks LayDeeBug, I do have pictures if you’d like to see.
Christ on a Crotch | August 15, 2007 at 12:35 pm
#7 doesn’t sound like the Victor I’m used to.
Do people post as others on this site? Wassup wit that?
Connie | August 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
So… she’s trying to sing and act still? I thought that she already attempted both, and failed miserably. Is she going to use her miracle bra to miraculously be the ultimate singer and actress?
Shallow Val | August 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Hey, TT, I just klicked on your name and was led somewhere else. That is so cool. How do you do that? Is that your website? I’m really uncool when it comes to websites and making stuff on the internet.
Sure, I’d love to see some pictures.
LayDeeBug | August 15, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Oh, TT, I’m also Shallow Val. Maybe I shoulda told you.
Dar | August 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm
If she stopped sucking cock for free and charged $1, she’d have her $500,000 in less than a week.
Bite Me! | August 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm
@21 Are you kidding? 7, 9 & 19 are all the same little pathetic troll. She is a shut in with no friends and her family will not have anything to do with her. They are just dying to get away from her
Paris Hilton | August 15, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Excuse me, #5. After my recent incarceration, I was demoted to Assistant Cum Whore. Please get your insults correct.
jrzmommy | August 15, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Care-o-meter……………..0.000000000000000001
Victor | August 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Oh by the way………FRIST said hi to everybody.
Christ on a Crotch | August 15, 2007 at 12:43 pm
26, Bite ME.
How am I supposed to know who’s who? Well, actually the real Victor is clever and so is veggi. I’ll try to decipher on my own.
Thanks for the heads up. I’m pretty innocent when it comes to the clandestine sneaky stuff. Never been good at it. That’s why I don’t do drugs anymore. Couldn’t keep up with the lies and BS.
Kay bye!
Boba Fett | August 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Yay! The hooters are back!
I wanna lick em.
Bite Me! | August 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm
#30, its ok. just dont make it a habit. but give me your email addy so i can send you pic of me naked. i want to smell your crotch too…
Bite Me! | August 15, 2007 at 12:52 pm
@30 See, 32 is a troll
Christ etc etc | August 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm
OK, 33 Bite Me, that was obvious.
I got that one right quick. Unlike the stupid Britney or any other celeb du jour, I would never give out my email address. I’m gonna press the link on your name and see what comes up….
Victor | August 15, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I am the real Victor. Notice the Douche comment.
Christ etc etc | August 15, 2007 at 12:59 pm
#32, that’s just lame. Then again it’s clever because there are a lot of dumbasses who would believe you.
Did you kill KraziHotKElli because she’s been missing.
Victor | August 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Woops sorry, there was no douche comment in this post. But that was me about the fuckin old lady shoes. Paris pisses me off with those fuckin shoes.
veggi | August 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm
19- your comment has a very low radness quotient. Oh, and fuck off fuckbucket and go make me a sammich.
Wabba | August 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Paris is the only person in the world that wears shoes in the water at the beach. She must really hate her feet.
kele | August 15, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Look at pic # 7
Does it, or does it not look like she was pictured at a foam party?
(okay, with a blue carpet at the back)
hans | August 15, 2007 at 1:09 pm
wabba maybe she does hate her feet. I hate them anyway..and would hate to have them.
But she probably wears her shoes into the water because if she didn’t they would be on Ebay by the time she came back out.
AmeriCanadian | August 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Hell, if people would pay me 500,000 to show up at parties, I’d do it too!
Anyway, god I love that swimsuit! It’s beautiful! I like her shorts, too. They’re cute. Also I’m filthy jealous of her perfect beautiful skin. Not a mole or anything anywhere!
Goodman | August 15, 2007 at 1:11 pm
16 it feels like Lindsay Lohan coming after me in a car chase with Paris Hilton passed out in the front seat
to number 42 | August 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I just (easily) counted 8 moles on her front top region (neck, chest , top of arm)
I stopped there because I decided that would be enough to prove you wrong.
RacerX | August 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Herpes Medicine is expensive. I don’t think its covered by medical insurance.
Italian Stallion | August 15, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I see she spent her money on some titties. They actually don’t look that bad for being on a little boy. Priests everywhere whould go crazy if they saw this………………
doodie | August 15, 2007 at 1:30 pm
so many moles, so little time to punch in the back of the head
Biff | August 15, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I really thought she might take a more philanthropic path after jail :(
~B
Texas Tranny | August 15, 2007 at 1:45 pm
@23…….where you post your comments, “Your site’s URL” just type in any web address you want.
lambman | August 15, 2007 at 1:49 pm
So they’re betting $500,000 that by New Years people still give a crap about Paris? I suppose people have been caring for like 3 years no, but come on…clearly she’s on like minute 14